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Two Tumblr memes in the following collection.

22 Tumblr Text Posts For A Society In Shambles

It's a tough time and apparently anything goes, so we're here to normalize Tumblr reposts just like it's 2014 all over again. We live in a society where Ivermectin is considered a miracle cure for a human illness rather than a horse one, so if we're trying that hard to fit a square peg into a round hole, Tumblr memes can be mainstream memes again too. Here are some of the best new posts from the site.

You Can Always Watch the Sunrise If You Never Go to Sleep

astraldeterminism-deactivated20 if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions medusasstory #one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!! W riverside--wren If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

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Siblings Being Siblings

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

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Unionized

prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

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Don't Trust Internet People

viking-illustrator In old Norse, men didn't say “I love you", they would say “Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær sem er, ef þú veist hvað ég meina", which loosely translates into "You are my Valkyrie, and I would follow you across the nine realms and into eternity", and I think that's beautiful. decaffeinated-squirrel Google Translate ICELANDIC - detected Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær s ENGLISH You can lift my hammer at any time, if you know what I mean СОPY

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Handsome

thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate no offense but like... why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla astoundingbeyondbelief Follow Big stonecrusherproductions Follow Loud e mekagojira3k Handsome 271,695 notes

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Doing Great at This Job

wrenrouge Follow okay, but all l've done today is sleep Imao wrenrouge Follow I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after wrenrouge Follow tathracyn Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! Source: wrenrouge

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Therapy

meladoodle "I'm not really mentally ill, I'm just faking this." - A mentally ill proverb senpai-has-noticed-you i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said "so do you think i went to clown school"

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Duncan's Donuts

beast-glatisant would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? drjdorr Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though... don't know beast-glatisant I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts

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Rick Sanchez and His Crows

I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? imaginaryi This sounds like the start to a Batman villain. Source: Itc-kilgore

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Figure 10

theweirdwideweb TASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT OPEN UPTOW YOU'RE STILL HERE? ITS OVER GO HOME Uptown Theater in Minneapolis hamster-run-faster In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10 Source: theweirdwideweb

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Stefan Being Petty

punkfaery Follow bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan punkfaery Follow Dear Bookselling Team, Thank you for your prompt response! l'm sure Stefan will be very disappointed to hear this news; fortunately, I am not he. (Undoubtedly there has been a mix-up wherein I received Stefan's rejection letter, and Stefan received my email inviting me for an interview next week.) I'll keep an eye on that careers page. Best wishes, Stefan Eliot Skinner the cheeky shall inherit the earth punkfaery Follow update : i got the job 52,391 notes

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Allegra Chicken

bimboid not funny, didn't laugh @sh... .7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 172 O11 Allegra O @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610. Allegra kagaintheskywithdiamonds #company talk for 'what in the f kare you doing' mgilipidomce: bimboid

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The New Mystery Dungeon Game

swan2swan I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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I'm Just Trying My Best Here

3 tehhufflepuffcompanion Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going "well, I hope this is how it works and l'll keep doing it till someone yells at me" bakasara Follow I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, 'surely these people are blowing it out of proportion' AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD clementineofmine Follow And the other adults dont yell at you because they are all thinking, "well, she must know what shes doing cuz she keeps doing it" Source: tehbadgerinquisitor 405,566 notes 0 Ø Queue Post

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A Fun Fact about Jack Black

a tilthat TIL that Jack black caused an earthquake In New Zealand while performing "tribute" because the crowd was bouncing so hard that it registered on the richter scale via reddit.com kristmaskiller Follow The power of Jack Black fuocogo Follow I can mentally see his face when he learns they did this 38,413 notes

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This Didn't Age Well

depsidase Follow When the horse sees you lurking around his medicine cabinet gunsandfireandshit Follow I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are...

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Run, Emily

yellowfoot-06 S zukoromantic Follow illegal-skeletons Follow Albright College Emily, you're on my list 1/30/15 > Hofstra University Emily, you have our attention 1/29/15 > I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges teashoesandhair Follow Emily, we're coming for you 238,309 notes

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Driving Distance

plantanarchy Follow out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft plantanarchy Follow This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that MORE BY BUS 12 > > * lyA 12 9 hr 51 min > 16 Leave by 10:47 PM · Light traffic Scheduled at 11:08 PM, 6:20 AM from Passavant Hospital + 4th Floor Entrance Bldg T plantanarchy Follow Same route but driving 20 min (9.5 mi) Fastest route now due to traffic conditions trainedchimpanzee Follow This is what American urban planning looks like 26,431 notes

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Stop Taking Horse Dewormer

death2america Follow Aug 30 · 7 days ago "You are not a horse," the FDA said Time travels to show this screenshot to someone 10 years ago and ask them to figure out what happened callmebliss-got-swamped Follow They wouldn't even have a "horse loose in a hospital" meme to reference Source: death2america 10,279 notes

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Almost There

Anonymous said Where do you see yourself in 5 years? two-thirtyy Follow Look buddy, i'm just trying to make it to Friday. STI LOUN taykoutmccleod Follow reblog if its friday and you made it 338,346 notes

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Accurate

Ruthe Phoenix @RuthePhoenix Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy. 1:55 AM 07 Dec 15 2,313 RETWEETS 3,701 LIKES mudfishscientist Thats it Thats what antivaxxers sound like

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Knowyourmeme.org

devipotato Follow shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them" and when i told her i had a .org domain registered she stopped her lecture and looked at her assistant and said “she has a .org..." in the most devastated tone of voice i've ever heard, like i completely turned her world upside down 69,925 notes

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