Did these jokes go too far? Or were they just weird enough? Something about them doesn't feel quite right, but we can't say what exactly it is. They're just very detailed — maybe a little too detailed. Did someone hurt these people? Are they secretly plotting something? Saying something this specific usually indicates that something is wrong, so we can't help but find ourselves feeling a little concerned about these online strangers.

But we have no context as to what's going on, only a feeling that something isn't quite right with them. It's like each of these statements are a public cry for help, but we don't know what it is that's caused this, and frankly we're not sure we want to know. All we can do is speculate and hope these people can get it together, because these are some really strange things to be posting online to people who clearly won't understand. Take a look at some of the wildest suspiciously specific tweets, memes and more.