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24 Suspiciously Specific Tweets To Leave You With Lots Of Questions

Did these jokes go too far? Or were they just weird enough? Something about them doesn't feel quite right, but we can't say what exactly it is. They're just very detailed — maybe a little too detailed. Did someone hurt these people? Are they secretly plotting something? Saying something this specific usually indicates that something is wrong, so we can't help but find ourselves feeling a little concerned about these online strangers.

But we have no context as to what's going on, only a feeling that something isn't quite right with them. It's like each of these statements are a public cry for help, but we don't know what it is that's caused this, and frankly we're not sure we want to know. All we can do is speculate and hope these people can get it together, because these are some really strange things to be posting online to people who clearly won't understand. Take a look at some of the wildest suspiciously specific tweets, memes and more.

Yes or No?

raina O @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no 8:12 PM · 2021-02-26 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 115K Likes

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I Would Watch That

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

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Why I Always Have So Many Bags

Michael Halloween Name, @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5

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You Guys Fold Your Clothes?

Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.

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The Muppet Movie

bravecrab Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it's celebrity actors but the muppets do the voices, and the actors have to act how those muppets would. Imagine a barbarian played by Jason Mamoa voiced by Miss Piggy. 7,558 notes

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High-Pressure Situation

Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol

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Valid Argument

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

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Wii Sports Was the Best

nataleigh @natisnotlame it's so sad that's kids will never know the simple pleasure of playing Wii Sports tennis on a Saturday afternoon in 2006 while you parents yell about getting a divorce in the other room

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Vegas Ain't Ready

Arslan ... @thega1nz Dudes be like "Vegas ain't ready for us" like Vegas ain't ever seen 4 dudes in a Macy's button down split a room at Golden Nugget & wait 3 hours in the club line just to drink a bud light, post a story and then lose $35 on a BlackJack table on the way back to the room

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I Feel Attacked

kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors There is no in between

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Don't Let Your Kids Eat It

Check your kids Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide The S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald, pride of the great lakes fleet.

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Cookies

Sooz @CruisinSoozan I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven. 10:31 PM : 15 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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We Have Some Questions

Piano (free, not haunted, pickup only) - $1 (Lutz) image 1 of 4 Free piano (you pick it up). Lester circa 1966. Lutz area. Not possessed or haunted in any way. Tuned less than 24 months ago; played by human hands -6 minutes since. Not a player piano - does not play by itself. Comes with bench. Has wheels. Please take this out of my home.

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We All Have Those Neighbors

The older hippy couple next door who invite you over for reiki and vegan food, but just feed you psytrance and ketamine and ask if you'll be their unicorn.

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Virgo Moment

gonna stop telling ppl im autistic, it just alienates me more! now ill say “im overwhelmed & leaving this party where everyone is drunk, it smells like febreeze + cat litter... because im a Virgo" theyd be like “YESSS EARTH SIGN!!! Go Home and alphabetize something, Queen!" 1:21 PM · 2021-08-14 · Twitter for iPhone

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British Cooking Shows

soul nate @MNateShyamalan british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we've replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

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Wyoming

KB @kbnoswag People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I'm just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald's in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me 12:17 PM · 1/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone 7,000 Retweets 98.9K Likes >

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This Pizza Order

THO Mediums 1st Pizza: Pepperoni 1st Pizza: Sausage 2nd Pizza: Canadian Bacon 2nd Pizza: Pineapple Qustomer Request: Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy.. if thats not vague enough- nake it like youre taking revenge on a cheat ing boyfriend, BUT you still Hant to reconcile in the not so distant future. 17.99 Qustomer Request: The gate is tricky, please don't break it. & the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes, Subtotal: 17.99 Tax: 1.73 Deliyery Chg: 2.55

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The I-Want-to-Mate Dance

Bro is my professor ok Quiz: Practico tor Exam 3 Prezygotic Sympatric Semipatric Postzygotic Homeotic Question 52 1 pts You're at a club, doing your best "I-want-to-mate" dance, but nobody wants to dance with you because they don't understand what your dance is supposed to mean. Instead of mating. you go home depressed, eat a half-gallon of ice cream and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. This is a small-scale example of: O Behavioral isolation O Mechanical isolation O Temporal isolation

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Don't We All?

Sometimes I fantasize about being a Golden retriever in an upper class white family somewhere in Maine.

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"You Did What?"

Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he cooked a ribeye steak in an air fryer @raddad

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They Must Get Lots of Requests for Useless Plugs

RE RECEPTA WHITE THESE ARE NOT MADE THEY SHOULD NEVER BE MADE WE WILL NOT MAKE THEM WE WILL NOT HELP MAKE THEM 4.99 ME

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Can Confirm

ben mekler O @benmekler Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn't drink enough our bones would go soft and we'd turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall 1:15 PM · 22 May 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Feetus

harley * @persephonetic can u imagine being pregnant and doing an ultrasound and you ask the doctor if its a boy or a girl and he says idk bro and shows you the sonogram and its just a large human foot with an umbilical cord attached to the sole and then your husband just laughs and says haha feetus 3:52 PM 24 Feb 19 · Twitter for Android

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