A knight and a map of the Roman Empire, two history memes.

25 Mostly Medieval History Memes To Summon The Knight Within

Being born in the past would probably not have been very fun, but the history memes about it might be. Had you been born nearly anywhere in the world in the year 1100, you would likely have gotten unalived by some early childhood illness. If you happened to survive that, you most likely would have been a peasant and then when the Lord came galloping in asking for recruits for the latest Crusade or campaign against a neighbor, you and your seventeen brothers would likely be forced to sign up.

Becoming a knight would have been a good break from the peasant grind working in the manor's wheat fields for six days a week and going to church on the seventh. Galloping on a white stallion, hoisting the banner of your kingdom, you'd be the most gallant chevalier around until… what, hark!? Can it be? An Arrow In The Knee. Alas!

Church Art

Nobody- Medieval "doom paintings" on church walls used to scare peasants that can't read-

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Normans

ATRADE OFFER! i receive: Your daughter Aoife's hand in marriage you receive: Sole responsibility for the fall of Gaelic Ireland Richard de Clare

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Knight On Knight Violence

* THE ORDER OF THE TEMPLARS EXISTS * ROYAL OFFICERS: Jacques de Molay 2 * TOC TOC 'NGENDARMERIE !! Otintin _du_93

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How It Really Was

What everyone thinks Vikings looked like How Vikings actually looked like

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Historical Record

U.S. History Books If Native Americans wrote stuff down before 1492. U.S. History Books

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Imperator

AUGUSTUS: ADOPTS TRIBUNARY POWERS TO BECOME SACROSANCT: imgflip.com NOO000 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU NOW

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Different Recollections

CLAUDIUS IN MODERN MEMORY imgflip.com CLAUDIUS IN ROMAN MEMORY

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Africa Campaign

1 Hannibal Scipio Africanus

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Belisarius

Belisuarius during the gothic wars in a nutshell: I am once again asking fory Reinforcements made with mematic

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Love For Justinian

Nooo, Justinian ruined the Empire and led it to its destruction!!! Justinian was 34% awesome imgflip.com 0.1% 2% 10 score 55 14% 70 85 95% 100 34% 115 Justinian was awesome 14% 130 2% 145 0.1%

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Different Versions

ROMAN EMPIRE 9 CE Adriatic Sea Mediterranean FRANCE Sea Euxine Sea POLAND Manga Anime Netflix Adaptation

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1453posting

"SO ORBAN WHAT MADE YOU OFFER YOUR SERVICES TO MEHMED II INSTEAD OF CONSTANTINE XI" I imgflip.com "MONEY"

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Roman Way

RY If you worship your enemy, you're defeated. If you adopt your enemy's religion, you're enslaved. If you breed with your enemy, you're destroyed. - King Polydoros of Sparta OK, BOOMER. - Imperator Constantinus I Magnus (christian illyrian-roman emperor)

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Intimacy

BEING VULNERABLE AROUND WOMEN: Sharing Taking of your emotions. your chainmail.

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Telling The Emperor

'Sir, a second Bardas has revolted" ME MU

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Religious Reasoning

People in the Middle Ages when they notice a shiny rock moving across the sky or experience an otherwise natural astronomical event start the rapture

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The Boys

MAXIM WHEN THE GUY NEXT TO YOU IS STEPPING ON YOUR FOOT BUT HE'S THE EMPEROR SO YOU JUST DO NOTHING

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Crusader Troubles

Count Joscelin and Prince Raymond when John Komnenos suddenly reappears in Syria Iced Coffe Coca-Cola *Holy music stops*

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Defenestration

WHAT COMPUTERS DO AUSTRIAN NOBLES USE? VS. APPLE. THEY DON'T LIKE BEING NEAR WINDOWS. imgflip.com 12:48M 5/201

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Iceberg of Roman Coins

Athens owl tetradrachm Widows mite Caesar denarius Byzantine 'cup' coins Five good emperors set Celtic coins Shekel of Tyre 12 Caesars set Coins of Barbarians Dict perpetuo Axum Priapus Black stone of Elagabalus Pupienus & Balbinus 'Roman coins minted in Sri Lanka Karshapana Siliqua Marsic Confederation Damnatio Memoriae Every Roman emperor set Odoacer Boscoreale Aureli Gold Octadrachm Paduan EID MAR denarius Roman provincial Cleopatra VII coins Naked Venus Huns Sponsianus Judaea Capta Caesar's comet Most hoards were melted for metal Alexander III tetradrachm Islamic coins Agathodaemon Slabbed ancients Fat Nero Sestertius Greek cities Eastern imitations of owl tetradrachm Abduction of Sabine women Solidus Antony's legionary denarii Quinctilius Varus Lead exposure Antinous Dubious origin Constantine follis Die matches < 5mm coins Diadochi set Dekadrachm Spintria Kilwa coins from Australia Ancient Chinese/ far East coins Sasanian imitations Aes Grave Commodus as Hercules Gallic empire Chola coins Himyar Dardanici coins Fourree Etruria Severed heads Argenteus Tribute penny Tooled Otho Gordian III antoninianus Gladiator set Aegypto capta Hannibal Cursed coins of Artuqids Electrum Colosseum sestertius Islamic Nero Coins of Nectanebo II Alexandrian Zodiac set "Private European collection" Gordian I & II Bulgarian/Moroccan fakes Turning ancient coins into jewellery 36 Solidi of Justinian I Satyr molesting a Nymph Romulus Augustulus

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Nike

Justinian: nice shoes, what brand? Belisarius: Nike Justinian:

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Napoleon III

Second French Empire at Magenta Metternich

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Portugal

"Portugal has done nothing important and is a weak country" "Portugal should be apart of Spain" "Portugal more like Spain't Imao" "Portugal is the part of Spain where they speak Brazilian" imgflip.com

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Tradition

000, SEXEDUCATION P patreon VOGUE

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Hypocrisy In Colonialism

imlip.com CIRCA 1612 Wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? ...I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. EVERY TIME Portuguese enslavers violate Catholic canon law

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