"War… war never changes. Only weapons are new. Yet it is not the weapons, but the men who handle them, who win victories."

A massive leak of Nintendo data set the internet ablaze over the weekend. Most fans were thrilled to discover that elements of Luigi were in the source code of Super Mario 64, giving validity to the long-standing L Is Real 2401 conspiracy that has been part of the Super Mario 64 fandom since the game's release in 1996. While this monumental discovery was celebrated throughout the Nintendo fandom, there were some who smelled the embers of a new war brewing.

Roughly two years ago, a smutty piece of fan art depicting Alvin, Simon, and Theodore getting oral sex from the Chipettes tore the internet apart as posters nobly fought and died defending their opinion on Who is getting the best head? It was a bloodbath that left deep scars on the web.

The scabs of the battle still fester, but they may be getting ripped off, for within the N64 data leak is this image of the Star Fox cast.

Brain-poisoned internet denizens saw it immediately: the faces meant to portray agony from a supposed scrapped battle mode in Star Fox looked very much like the Chipmunks in the infamous image.

yo who’s getting the best head? personally I think it’s slippy pic.twitter.com/rbt2S7oP38

— mr funny charizard man (@CharxDragon) July 26, 2020

This is just "who's getting the best head" all over again https://t.co/yxp8znb6t6

— 『 M U F F L E D Y E L L I N G 』 (@Sp00kyxMulder) July 25, 2020

Which spacie is getting the best head? pic.twitter.com/pUG0dlFq0S

— Drecgoon!! (@Deathyrus) July 25, 2020

Fox is having a stroke, falco is scared, peppy is pogging, and slippy is screaming in pain. Honestly Im not sure whos getting the best head here

— Salmon (@_5alm0n_) July 26, 2020

I wanna say slippi is getting the best head but at the same time he could have had his shit bit and hes in pain, so Ill say Peppy. https://t.co/aiqIjtQMzX

— ‏ً (@Kosuuu_) July 26, 2020

Let's hear it folks: who's getting the best head?