Throughout history, philosophers have struggled with the greatest mysteries known to man: Does God exist? What Color Is The Dress? Now, humanity is faced with its greatest mystery yet: Which Chipmunk Is Getting The Best Head?

This week, an old, incredibly upsetting Rule 34 picture showing Alvin, Theodore, and Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks, paired with the caption "Who's getting the best head?" began tearing Reddit apart. Intense analyses of each chipmunk's O-face were written. Tribes were formed. War began. And of course, memes were made.