The age of the humorous Branded Twitter account is quickly getting stale for many internet users, as mega corporations adopt and generally kill meme after meme in an effort to sell onion rings or whatever. In an age where seemingly every mega corporation is attempting have the most irreverent social media presence, one organization is blowing the rest out of the water: The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission. Combining generally useful safety advice with bizarre but ace meme skills has made the USCPSC's Twitter one of the weirdest accounts on the internet. Their memes look like the type of parodies one would find in a Clickhole list or a viral parody, but they're all real. Here are some examples of the type of helpful advice memes the USCPSC has tweeted recently.