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Come up with ways that things could have gone down differently on this website in the past that would totally fuck with what we know about it today.

Inspired by recent events, I wondered how the forums would be shaped differently if every older user who deactivated in our timeline chose not to due to whatever variance in circumstances necessary, and vice versa. Would there be more order, or more chaos? Would there be greater variety in the thread types and the humor? (As if it could ever get better.) And, most importantly, would I still be here? So many questions.

What would happen if Blubber's fake suspensions on people for posting on Riff Raft weren't for 3 hours but instead were permanent? How would the users and mods react towards that development and how would that effect both Riff Raft and the site as a whole?

Yeah I'm posting an easy one here.

What would happened if Jamie, Kenyatta and the gang never left? Let us continue the golden age of memes~!

What if everyone wasn't memed on?

What if memes didn't exist?

What if the media didn't exist?

We'd be a lot better off.

What if Circules never existed?

Cringeworthy would have lasted a bit longer but still would have been locked regardless if Circules existed or not.

[takes huge bong hit]

dude what if there wasn't an entry for robin williams at the cemetary

What if we didn't have avatars, and all of the posts were read to us by a dyslexic version of Morgan Freeman?

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?

What if Blubber made a good joke for once?

lol no shitposting allowed in the shitposting forum

What if liberal_genius was conservative_genius?

What if they didn't use Deadpool as the term for rejected entries

What if MLP wasn't so popular?

Then a series of events would happen resulting in the end of the world, starting with Aphrodite rising from the seafoam of Uranus's severed bualsack.

What if there was no don?

What if Slime Cap never snapped?