Parody of "Stop Talking so Loud" by Pitchshifter:
This was inspired by my experiences in the IRC. It's only a rough draft, so critics, constructive criticism, and suggestions are welcome.
"Reflecting my time, I'm wasting all seconds
Forget what it takes, 'cause you can't keep me down.
Exceptions aside, a favorite obsession.
You're wasting my time if you don't make a sound.
But the big mistake is all of you talking.
Stop Typing so fast,
I can't read what you're saying!
What are you saying!?
I'm in for a ride, of cancer and slow pensions
A small price to pay for the land of memes.
Keep watching the chat, some kind of hypnosis.
Stop Typing so fast,
I can't read what you're saying!
What are you saying!?
Sometimes we all say
Stupid things among our sins
We don't take our time, but it lowers our seconds.
Stop Typing so fast,
I can't read what you're saying!
What are you saying!?"
…So? What do you think?
Credits:
Pitchshifter (Creators of the original song)
Lord Cordyceps (Helping with some of the lyrics)