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Oh yes i am Reviving this series (or just game)
You are you. Now start. oh and there's a dragon lord Destroying the kingdom.

And shall begin my destiny as a starter pokemon and become the main fighter of the team until someone much more "over-used" then me joins the fight and takes my place.

I AM RAGE INCARNATE. YOUR WORLD SHALL BURN.

meow, nerds

Dragon lord smragon lord.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Life Fiber Synchronization! Godrobe Senketsu! * Takes out my scissor blade and slashes the dragon with it*

Cruise missile strike the dragon lord to death kthxbai

THIS LOOKS LIKE AN INCI- trips and falls flat on face

Fuck, I changed from Reimu. And crap now I can only take photos and beat ghosts. Thiiiiiiiiiiiis is bad.

Ah, It was a matter of time before THIS started again. Oh I told THEM about IT, they didn't wanted to remember those glorious memories of countless hours wasted in front of a computer trying to write a messed up story about an Eggman, a snake, a fairy tale and a little spark

Now lets get back to business..why are you fighting the dragon? Why not JOIN the dragon instead? The dragon provides his followers wisdom far beyond human pathetic comprehension. The dragon is love, the dragon is life..but the dragon can also be death and despair for those heretics who dare to question his word.

These lands shall be littered with dead bodies as the dragon ascends to the skies..
It's not too late to surrender..the dragon will forgive you..
However..Granger, Matoi..
YOUR SINS HAVE NO ABSOLUTION

Fuck this shit, i'm going to Serbia.

Get a Skyrim Giant.

Because Giants are stronger than dragons.

(oh boy here we go again with with one of these threads)

I shall bring an end to that vile creatures existence, than I shall slay every last one of ye foul spawns of sorcery.

The magic ends here.

Seems like there's an awful amount of… Loot, around here…
Be a shame if…
Something were to…
Happen to it…

Our scans indicate a sucrose deficiency in nearby organics.

Providing flour-based assistance:

Do not dare to put your filthy hands on the sacred cookies of wisdom. No mere mortal shall taste the deliciousness of these cookies.

Don't you dare to question me, my dearest children.
You will be assimilated.

I don't care what you say, ya shape-shiftin' maroon! I beat you once for bustin' up Dr. Avian, and I'll do it again if you touch those cookies!

Well, seems there's a bunch of people going after this dragon. It would be rude of me to force my way in~

I'll just leave this and see if I get summoned. Lightning is a good tool to use against dragon.
Thank you based Sunlight Spear.

This is heavy, doc.

Bring around the DeLorean, see if we can get to 88!

…Mortal fool. I shall rid you of your soul for all eternity.

Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Wanna see what I can do with Animal Husbandry?
The result is a horrible crime against nature

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You wanna tussle dragon boy?

Right now I can't use my magic to do anything since my current form can't use it for now. But that doesn't mean I can't sit back and enjoy you guys try and fail to take out a dragon.

HAHAHAHAHA… That dragon is at least five times larger than me. I ain't touchin' that with a ten foot pole. But what I WILL do is berate the foolishly foolhardy fools that try to kill it on their strategy.

Oh, what is that? A summon sign? I summon MasterBurner.

What?! Summoning!? But… Not even I can use summoning magic and some random guy is doing it?! My pride hath been scarred irreparably…

I don't have the slightest clue if it worked, I just touched the symbols.
Now… where is that dragon? If it is a normal dragon he (or she?!? drama) won't have much luck with that fire breath.

After spending god knows how much time free farming. I return.

The fun

Ends

HERE

What's this? A guy who hates magic AND fun?

NO THANK YOU, SIR!

Phantom MasterBurner has been summoned

Alright, so I got summoned! Excellent!
Now lead me to the dragon so I can throw pyromancies, miracles, sorceries, and hexes at it!
I also have this ring..

So that way, all the enemies focus on me and not you.
SO LET'S GO TAKE DOWN THAT BOSS!

Oh, my my, What do we have here? A giant dragon?
My Killer Queen can take that thing on. I, Captain Douglas Jay Falcon, am Invincible!
Begins to walk towards the dragon.

((If you don't know my character's an amalgamation of Captain Falcon and Yoshikage Kira.))

Scratches it with tiny, dainty claws

Call in a MAC blast and end this

Destroy it with Bakuzan swords Junketsu and Ryuko

Everyone has arms and I'm just a banana.

Lawyers drag Falcon Valentine off to court for using the trademarked version of DEADLY QUEEN's name.
So we have a magic hating sociopath and a giant, mean ass dragon to deal with. I think I'll just loot the town thanks.

SL838 detected

Promptly escapes with the help of the air bombs provided by Stray Cat, and continues on his quest.

((

challenges the dragon to a rap battle

dragon wins

dragon gets a record deal

hehe, guess who's magic just came back!
After a 7 hour long ritual something appears in the magic circle

Ah oh, it seems that while my powers are back I still don't have full control over them yet.

Let's see how strong that dragon is, I suspect that this alone will not be enough… unless it is just a really wimpy dragon.

I attempt to pierce a weak point between its scales with my claws to inflict a wound

I shall now attempt to fornicate with said beast.

Hey! Bestiality is my running gag, buddy. Stay out of my territory.
Hold on a minute… I think I see something interesting in one of those houses. NOBODY DO ANYTHING, I'll be right back!

Alright the dragon is dead, wat now, maybe Fight Da Tieroriests?

The dragon is dead? So… I heard stories about drinking dragon blood but they go both ways. takes a step back Any volunteers?

Sees the demon eating the dragon's corpse

I think we found one.

Good. Let's observe the effects and be ready to attack… just in case something happens.

Rushes out of a house Guys, you might wanna see this! Oh… The dragon… You killed it! Damn, I was too slow… There's something in here you need to see!

It better be kibbles and bits.

This is gonna be good.

Ignores the sound of the demon burping out fire from it mouth as it continues to eat the dragon's body