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The Empire of KYM

Last posted Apr 02, 2015 at 09:23PM EDT. Added Mar 28, 2015 at 10:16PM EDT
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Our glorious Kaiser shall be none other then Super Robo Jesus, having ascended the the throne by preaching the gospel of dank memes to his previously-uncultured brethren. By his guiding light shall our empire know victory.

@MiloticExalted, Blue Screen of Death, & Spiral Nuggets:
Yes. Now, what is our Religion? We can chose from: Catholic, Coptic, Orthodox, Hindu, Buddhist, Confucian, Shinto, Jewish, Ibadi, Shia, Sunni, Animist, Inti, Mayan, Nahuatl, Norse, Shamanist, and Totemist.

We can't pick Atheism, you fucking neckbeard.

Totemist. We must carve effigies of our prophet so that one day, we may absorb a fraction of Super Robo Jesus into our very being, to become one with memes.

MiloticExalted has been blessed by the RNG, and so we shall be Totemist. So, to recap:

We are a Totemist, Prussian empire in what would be Thailand. We are Know Your Meme, and we have SJR as our Kaiser. Don is the heir to the throne, and the ruling house are the von Dubbs. This is the most glorious thing in the history of ever. Well, time to dive in!

Alright, this is as far as I can get for tonight:

I had declared war on Tangu over their only province, and Pegu & Ava stepped in like they were heroes, but they were no match for our dankness. Now we have gained a province and a Protectorate (Pegu). Oh, and our Kaiser has fallen ill, but he should be fine.

Last edited Mar 29, 2015 at 02:05AM EDT

Update

We leveled up our Military tech, and got some bonuses. (Yay?)

Last Jousting Tournament. So sad.

Diplomacy tech up.
>Us trying to go about this peacefully.
>Memes are non-negotiable.

So, the king of Burgundy died. [worries of superblob France intesify]

We unlocked an Idea group, went for Innovative. That tech cost reduction tho.

People not abiding SRJ's Ordinances. We need to enforce them further.

A Tangu revolt. Filthy savages.

…And they were expectantly squashed by our collective dongs.

Dat military Science! is what we need.

With a border dispute to top it all off!

More updates coming later…

April Fool's Update (no joke guys)

I bring dark news, as our glorious Kaiser SRJ has passed away (likely due to illness), and our heir has ascended to the throne (strangely, Don changed his name to Naomi, for whatever reason). Long live the new Kaiser!

Some wastrel gives us a Stability bonus, awesome.

Unit tech up, preparing to steamroll Khmer.

Some shady motherfuckas be workin' with us; groovy.

Lazy merchants mean less money :^(
Also, off-screen, Ming annexed Kham; on another note, I nearly shat my pants. More updates to follow.

A grand mausoleum should be built in SRJ's honor complete with a statue that scrapes the heavens. Who will take the reigns after Kaiser Don Naomi inevitably passes? Is the heir predetermined or randomly generated?

Last edited Apr 01, 2015 at 09:44PM EDT

Conman The Terrible wrote:

A grand mausoleum should be built in SRJ's honor complete with a statue that scrapes the heavens. Who will take the reigns after Kaiser Don Naomi inevitably passes? Is the heir predetermined or randomly generated?

The Random Generator does the heir calculations, the next one is Viktor von Dubbs (2/6/1).

Insert Update Text Here

Buddhists tryin' to convert our country; bitch, were Totemist Stronk.

Another prestige hit due to prissy nobility.

…Wasn't he the same guy that showed up last update?

No one can resist the PreuĂźen domination of Southeast Asia!

Khmer Steamrolling in progress…

Propaganda National Epics help out if you can blow the money.

No good fetish porn, a sad day indeed.

Another dark day is upon us, as our second Kaiser, Don Naomi von Dubbs, has died (I don't know how), and our next Kaiser is his Heir, Viktor von Dubbs. Long live the new Kaiser!
Why are the Kaisers dying so quickly?

Obscurantism runs Rampant! whatever that is

Our Kaiser is having a "temporary" fit of insanity, might as well allocate more spending for the military…

Someone actually made some good fetish porn…Should we be worried?

Copper prices went up, so it's is slightly more relevant.

And our harvests aren't doing well; we must sacrifice more to our totems to appease our Memes! Stay tuned to Channel 5 fore more updates.

Skeletor-sm

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