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The user above breaks into your house.
Last posted
Oct 10, 2015 at 01:55PM EDT.
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Aug 06, 2015 at 02:35PM EDT
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Get out of my house and stop making User Above threads
Hide my precious irl gun skins
Grab my shotgun and make him leave my house
Grab something hard to attack him with.
invite for some tea as we plan out chaos to spread
MiloticExalted
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But srs, maybe work something out?
[strong embrace]
Edit: ninja'd
I said tomorrow
Edit: Ninja'd. Uhm throw off balcony I guess.
Artyom
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Oh hi, would you care to join me for tea?
>Call police
>swat deployed
>
Pippeli
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Criminal spotted
Kill them.
Burn the house.
Kanye Icecold
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Give a lengthy lecture about why what your doing is wrong while at the same time giving a description of what happens that would be titillating to pyromaniacs.
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
throw him out and hire someone to clean up all the communism
Accept her odd offer to spread chaos at 3 in the morning.
Medamonster
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Threaten him with a stapler and tell him that he could just ring the bell or knock on the door.
Artyom
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Ask him if he's here to deliver the package I ordered.
Frigid Visage
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Eyyyy babe, want sum fug?
I'd throw him into the spider pit
oooooh bby
Artyom
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Ah shit, I need GenSec, I got a fucking robber here!
Roboticize him and turn him into my robotic slave, like any normal person would do.
Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire
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Snooping as usual I see
Use a bazuca to shoot him down
Lock her in my basement.
Celestia Ludenburg
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It's Qwikscope time!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleven
Welcome my guest
Artyom
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Holy hell! Well, want to discuss the glory of Jesus Christ since you're here?
>Sleeping soundly like a good citizen
>dreaming of a bright future
>then I hear it, a sound loud enough to blast me out of this dreamworld.
>all ten of my Big Mouth Billy Bass fish sentinels erupt into life
>"AAAAH WANNA KNOW, CAN'T YOU HELP ME?!"
>leap from bed
>"TAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME TO THE RIVER!"
>my aquatic choir has proved itself once more
>i'm a red flaggish kind of person with a room full of weapons
>arm self with phone charger cable
>charge downstairs, Billy Bass signals my attack
"DROP ME IN THE WATER!"
>see artyom the stinking stalker trying to filch my precious factory ammunition
>these fucking slavs will never learn
>deliver unto artyom a flawless Boston Crab followed up with a Peoples Elbow
>finish with strangulation via shitty windows phone cable (windows phones are shit btw)
>Heil dir im Siegerkranz
Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire
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Oh shit, I'm going to hide!
ayy lmao
KILL! MAIM! BURN!
do the stink eye
Make him/her tea. I rarely get guests. Spike the tea with something incredibly toxic, then use the corpse as a blood sacrifice.
MIMU wrote:
Make him/her tea. I rarely get guests. Spike the tea with something incredibly toxic, then use the corpse as a blood sacrifice.
Is Halloween today?
"Why is there a flag in our base? Racher, did you buy this?"
"No, honestly, I swear I didn't! It just flown in here."
well well well…
No
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Artyom
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Oh great, I just cleaned up the mess I made from the last intruder… Well, I won't leave a bloody mess like I did last time then.