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The user above breaks into your house.

Last posted Oct 10, 2015 at 01:55PM EDT. Added Aug 06, 2015 at 02:35PM EDT
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What do you do?

Get out of my house and stop making User Above threads

Hide my precious irl gun skins

Grab my shotgun and make him leave my house

Grab something hard to attack him with.

invite for some tea as we plan out chaos to spread

But srs, maybe work something out?

[strong embrace]

Edit: ninja'd

Last edited Aug 06, 2015 at 06:16PM EDT

I said tomorrow

Edit: Ninja'd. Uhm throw off balcony I guess.

Last edited Aug 06, 2015 at 06:16PM EDT

Oh hi, would you care to join me for tea?

>Call police
>swat deployed
>

Criminal spotted

Kill them.

Burn the house.

Give a lengthy lecture about why what your doing is wrong while at the same time giving a description of what happens that would be titillating to pyromaniacs.

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

throw him out and hire someone to clean up all the communism

Accept her odd offer to spread chaos at 3 in the morning.

Threaten him with a stapler and tell him that he could just ring the bell or knock on the door.

Last edited Aug 07, 2015 at 04:03PM EDT

Ask him if he's here to deliver the package I ordered.

Eyyyy babe, want sum fug?

I'd throw him into the spider pit

oooooh bby

Ah shit, I need GenSec, I got a fucking robber here!

Roboticize him and turn him into my robotic slave, like any normal person would do.

Last edited Aug 11, 2015 at 01:54PM EDT

Snooping as usual I see

Use a bazuca to shoot him down

Lock her in my basement.

It's Qwikscope time!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleven

Welcome my guest

Last edited Aug 15, 2015 at 04:46PM EDT

Holy hell! Well, want to discuss the glory of Jesus Christ since you're here?

>Sleeping soundly like a good citizen
>dreaming of a bright future
>then I hear it, a sound loud enough to blast me out of this dreamworld.
>all ten of my Big Mouth Billy Bass fish sentinels erupt into life
>"AAAAH WANNA KNOW, CAN'T YOU HELP ME?!"
>leap from bed
>"TAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME TO THE RIVER!"
>my aquatic choir has proved itself once more
>i'm a red flaggish kind of person with a room full of weapons
>arm self with phone charger cable
>charge downstairs, Billy Bass signals my attack
"DROP ME IN THE WATER!"
>see artyom the stinking stalker trying to filch my precious factory ammunition
>these fucking slavs will never learn
>deliver unto artyom a flawless Boston Crab followed up with a Peoples Elbow
>finish with strangulation via shitty windows phone cable (windows phones are shit btw)
>Heil dir im Siegerkranz