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What do?

Invite him

Grab my shotgun and hope for the best

Attempt to go back to sleep

Let him in

Don't answer.

Too busy banging ZZZ to care.

Bring out the red carpet, because I've got an important guest

Show him my DCS world game.

No, this isn't the airport, now turn those damn engines down so I can get some shuteye.

Whos there?

check if the door is locked and tell him to leave, I don't need anymore aliens in my house.

Open the door and sign off on my monthly delivery of love nectar.

"Are they still there?"

Ignore it. Keep ringing and annoying my dogs and I'll call the cops on ya.

let them in, then possibly lock them in my basement

Let her in, hoping to exchange lewd monster girl pics with her.

pull out my sickest fedora for a 1v1 meme battle

Laugh at his name then slam the door.

Compliment the outstanding originality and short to the point nature of her name.

Haven't you seen the sign next to the door?

Open the door and say, "This is the NintenDylan residence and I believe you're looking for the Nima residence. And no I don't know where the Nima residence is so don't ask!"

I don't have a doorbell.

Eat the banana.

We should join forces. Your void magic and spiders combined with my undead army, necromacy, and frost magic, we would be unstoppable. And, if you or your spiders ever lose their life, I can always bring you back… immortal, stronger, UNSTOPPABLE even.

Throw him into the vault and upgrade the infamy

TL;DR: burn him down

WHAT DO YOU WANT!

Offer him inside, along with a plate of freshly baked cookies.

Do an activity to prevent the love juice from appearing.

What do you want? Store's closed. Am not selling write now. Come back in morning.

Grab cat and shoot at the cat

"Sorry but you just walked into mah turf"

Opens door

Closes door

what is this

We have a doorbell? When was that?

I have no idea, why don't we let the nice looking fox in and ask him if he needs something.

I do not want anymore crocodiles in my house.

Breaks out into laughter

Not letting you in, you and you're little pests would just leave cobwebs all over the place and will just get in my way.

Unlike you, who likes to play with you humans, I got the living to purge.

Uh, can you please go, you reek of the undead.

Set her down and explain the proper names for the genitalia followed by a detailed description of menstruation, sexual intercourse, pregnancy, and childbirth. After printing some instructional materials, I'll give her some candy and send her on her way.

No we don't need know about ponies sir.

Hola, Señor. ¿Estás matando los banditos?

I'd be too busy shitposting on soundclown to answer.