So I've discovered that Firefox allows to to view the amount of times you've visited a site in the past month or so. Obviously the first site I checked was our lovely KnowYourMeme, and found that I had visited the site 1,773 times in the past month.
Step 1: Use Firefox for more than a month. If you haven't already completed this step then you are a scrub.
Step 2: Go to KYM and click the tiny globe to the left of the URL. For sites with a secure connection, click the lock instead. Visual representation:
Step 4: Click on "More Information"
Step 5: Go to "Security" and get your number. Visual representation:
Given how long I've used the site, and how often I've used it in the past, I'd estimate that my all-time KYM visit count is well over 100,000.
User with the highest monthly score wins! If you want to look really nerdy fancy, you can download an extension which lists the sites you've used the most:
Needless to say, I need to get a life. Let's see if anyone can trump me!