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What it says on the tin.
Unfortunately, I have to wait for someone else to reply before I can declare that they were a seal named Earl who died in a tragic baking accident.
Also, as I write this, there are two ads in Korean for the Superbowl. I am neither understand Korean, nor am I fan of sports. Excellent job, Conversant AdChoices.

A seal named Earl who died in a tragic baking accident.

Cattle-rancher, Died in an automobile accident. (Mechanical failure was the likely cause.)

An actual train

a 1920s biplane.

a lichen

Probably a tumor.

A plantain.

a snek

an actually interesting character

a faggot

Pilot.

A creature from a far away galaxy.

>tfw not glorious dong monster
back on topic, a person who had one fucked-up face.

Possibly a monarch of some European empire.

EDIT: who invaded Mongolia in the middle ages, the bastard

A pocket calculator.

an obscure indie game that stayed relevant for a total of one week and three hours before fading

A spoiled little brat who used to torture insects and animals to death, was bitten by a recluse and died

Some old timey British businessman

Nazi NASA Scientist

A member of King George III's army a.k.a. a redcoat

Dry Goods Store owner. Most likely resided in the Seattle area.

A Caped Crusader who met an untimely death in an airplane turbine while fighting a French suicide bomber.

A spaceman!

A red fox that lived in northern California during the early 50s. You were turned into roadkill, unfortunately.

Winner of the Million Man All-Terrain Death Race, spanning over 2,000 miles scaled, filled to the brim with environmental hazards, fierce competition, and genetic superiority, earning the highest ranking award a competitor could receive: The Rite of Conception.

A masochist who accidentally killed himself via auto-erotic asphyxiation

A nice refreshing cup of Jell-O.

the main character to a good horror game that got more bland with sequels

Mako the Scorpion king

A Fuccboi Footsoldier in the Great Skeleton War

A newspaper boy

Literary nothing.

Bookstore owner from New York. Died during the Spanish Flu outbreak of 1918.

Someone. He was someone.

Someone named jenry from this dimension.

A nice guy who always gets friendzoned.

French knight from the Lorraine area in the 15th century.

A Spess Merrine

Spiderman, and this is how she died:

One-eyed, three-legged, gila monster pitching horses.

Same as this life except w a qt gf

I dunno, a chameleon perhaps.

An overly talkative Californian adrenaline junkie who skydived to the wrong remote island, in which he transforms from a scared, lost foreigner, into the machete-wielding, death dealing Snow White.

An Asian working in rice fields.

a member of the enclave

An alcoholic drug addicted prostitute.

A suicide bomber

Frederick Valentich