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sigh They just don't make androids sturdy enough…

@Mako
"T-That wasn't a battle, nor was it a fight for survival. Whatever that was, you sure as hell enjoyed every moment of it. . ."

@Dedenne
"Remind me to contact an exterminator. What am I saying, after that one I am the goddamn exterminator."

"Maybe I should stop killing my friends, everyone thinks I'm a Yandere…."

"Beep boop, enjoy being a scrap metal."

You feel that? That's for what you did to Penny…

"Holy dust, this is getting awkward!"

"Suppose this training exercise got out of hand…"

"Boy, you just got schooled."

I just suplexed a motherfucking train

"The light of the Omnissiah's wisdom is far brighter than any lantern"

Say hi to Void Dragon for me

"This chainsaw was built by capitalists to cut down communist trees like you!"

"At least you're worth more now."

"What? You never asked for mercy."

"Wood you look at that? I'm also a damn good lumberjack."

" Done so soon [stomps repeatedly] you weakling shit head"

"And that is why you don't bring knives to a gunfight. Especially one where the bullets have homing capabilities."

Puts on stolen shades
What a shame

Knock knock, the exterminator's here!

"And… Goodbye and Goodknight."

In the words of my favorite one eyes Scotsman, "Oh! They're gonna have to glue you back together…. IN HELL!"

"Good news! You can now fit into a normal-size casket."

"You meatbags are so illogical, I just cannot understand why you would fight an enemy you had an approximately zero percent chance of defeating."

"Don't worry, I'll set you up an appointment with the Fabricator General… in the Warp."

"When Sarif gets finished putting your ass back together, tell em' I sent my regards."

"The Lannisters send their regards."

Not so derpy now, are you?

Throws pokeball
Worth it

So how's haruhi, kyon?

Your spear was no match for my ring

Will power… How adorable… Lets see if it breaks before your body does~!

"I hate bugs!"

Pennies are always worthless (except for tipping).

Fiery Suplex city, b****!

Gundarium Alloy>Fire

What now nigga?

Look who's the Quarters now?

I've defeated the Manhunters, what makes you think you are any different

Mind if I use your ring as engagement ring? You apparently don't need it anymore anyway!

Could you spare some change? I'm short a penny.

EmperorGreymon was a better digimon anyway

"You should have known better than to fight me, abomination. Your very being, the very concept of what you are, is an irredeemable sin against the Omnissiah. You should count yourself lucky I'm erasing you at 500 GB/s instead of a slow and painful 50 MB/s"

edit:
"This is punishment for ninja'ing me on the forums, derp"

Your Omnissiah is not here to save you

[Spits out blood, sweaty and dead tired] "You're…you're..not allowed in the laundry room any more…"

…you are flagpoled

I suppose I needed a rag to clean the breeding pits with…

The itsy-bitsy spider thought she could not be rout.
Then came the pain and knocked the spider out.
Out came the gun and a bullet through her brain.
And the itsy-bitsy spider was never seen again.

"I recommend that you revise your identification to 'm-pain' as you are in much pain"

"Hey kid do you want become an hero becuase is a good time now to be one"

"Just another parasite"