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"there was Justnoway you would have been able to win"

Should I make a video about your death?

"And that concludes the training exercise…too bad you lost…"

"Hare hare You Die."

The P.E.N.N.Y. Combat Android Version 2 is capable of stopping the following:

• Trucks
• Trains
• Your Existence

"Pritchard's been hounding me about bringing back enemy materiel. Now it looks like I have some."

"You really ought to have trained more eh?"

"What a Post-Modern death we have here"

"im more suprised that the fight didnt end in a stalemate"

You can't talk your way out of this, not on my watch

DIE FOR DARKSEID

"No stalemate here son…"

"Why were we fighting again?"

Looks like you had…
puts on sunglasses
QUITE THE BURNOUT.

Major, you're BUUUUURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!

"My steaks were made betting against myself. At least this salty bitch get to join me in the Salt Mines."

"LONG LIVE THE KING."
kicks you off cliff

"Now your vitals say 'zero', too."

"I have revised my previous statement: The most suitable identification for you would be what-train. This is due to the confusion of those who speak of you as a result of your non-existence."

My will can best anything, even your Omnissiah

… I beat you?

Guess Antibots are good only against robots, too bad I'm an android!

Penny, are you ok? So penny are you ok? Are you ok penny?

You turned Penny into quarters!
Beserk button pressed
YOU BASTARD!
Beats the living shit out of volga

You've been hit by. You've burned by
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!

Now, you shall be as dead Michael Jackson.

now you're as dead as… that one guy that died recently.

I guess I just wiped that smirk off your face

Hey! I also have a ring that emits a green light! Except that's a ring of blades and the green light is super hot plasma, yikes!

shaddup.

I have no regard for who I kill.

actually, I have no regard, period.

You'll need a burn heal for this one… maybe two

You look like you need a full revive.

No machine could have saved you.

Abracadabra, I just made your vitals disappear.

Guess you didn't have enough training to beat me!

Charming or not, you'll be ashes when i'm done!

Why are we even fighting?

You're about to become a dirt sandwich, amigo.

You could had prevented this.

Dragon knight vs sandwich knight.
Great, now i want a burguer.

Not so hot now, are ya?

Looks like my Light was Super Effective

I'm the black lantern that just extinguished your light.

My enemy hid in a CADBURD BAWKS!
TEH COW-AHRD! TEH FOOL!

Back to hell!

I can make a really obvious joke and say 'There's Just No Way you could've won'.

But instead I'll say that you were just Doom'd from the start.

I just artichoked you to death!

Lopunny hops hops in the forest aaaaannndd DEAD!