Hwat hte cfku idd oyu stju kcunfig ysa buato me, you tillte ctibh? I’ll avhe yuo wkno I ugtraaedd top fo my lscas in the Navy Seasl, dna I’ev eebn ionlvdve in numorseu ecsret rdais no Al-Uadqae, dna I have voer 300 comefnrdi kills. I ma riadtne ni iloglra fraawer dna I’m teh otp nisepr ni eht enteir Su eamrd rocfse. Oyu aer ntoinhg to em but usjt tanhoer rtaetg. I wlil ipwe ouy teh fcku tou iwth prceiiosn het likes fo cwihh ahs nevre ebne esen rbefoe no tish Ehrat, mrak my iukcfng swodr. Oyu tinkh yuo acn egt aawy with aysgin hatt ihst ot em over eth Itnntere? Think ngaai, kfucer. Sa ew eskpa I ma nacottgicn my sertec oentwrk of sspie arcsos the Usa dan uoyr Ip si bnieg tedarc igrht nwo os uyo ebettr rperape ofr hte osrtm, maoggt. Hte otsmr htat pwsie tuo hte htpeaitc titlle thing oyu clal uyor ilfe. Oyu’er fucikng dade, dik. I nca eb waryhnee, anmtyie, nda I nac ikll oyu in rvoe vense hundrde syaw, dna ahtt’s ujts iwth my rbea hands. Tno nyol am I ivnxeyeetls riatedn ni urnemad cobamt, but I aehv ccsaes ot the eniter earnsal of eth United Attess Iramne Procs adn I lliw use it ot sit full extten ot iewp oryu lisaebmre sas ffo the cafe of the nictnoetn, ouy ilttle ihts. Fi noly uoy oucld vahe onwkn waht unohyl tiubeontrir your tiltel “clrvee” mceomnt was aobut to bignr odnw nuop ouy, mayeb yuo uwdol have held uroy ucfkign gonteu. Tub ouy oncdul’t, uyo ddin’t, nad now oyu’re npiagy teh peirc, you dgodnma iodti. I ilwl hist ufry lal evro you nad you wlli rwdon in ti. Uoy’re fiunckg adde, dkoid.