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The rules of the game are simple. A sentence is given and each person must make one sentence that describes what happens next. Can't post more than one sentence. It's that simple.
START : John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He's marathoning Cory in the House.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There's an for old spice bodywash

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John's head and hopping onto the recliner next to John's.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John's injury nor to John's lack of a front door.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John's confusion it did not burn them.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smoky vortex.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW!

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn't have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn't even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog's face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. Why was he ignoring them?, you might ask.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. Why was he ignoring them?, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. "Why was he ignoring them?", you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.

Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,"This is fine."

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. however in the distance john hears a vampire cry WRYYYY and then Za Warudo.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.

At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.

A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.

Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. However in the distance, John hears a vampire cry that sounded like WRYYYY and then Za Warudo. Suddenly, Edward Cullen from Twilight appears through the opening at the doorway that leads to Shia grabbing his axe and decapitating him.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. However in the distance, John hears a vampire cry that sounded like WRYYYY and then Za Warudo. Suddenly, Edward Cullen from Twilight appears through the opening at the doorway that leads to Shia grabbing his axe and decapitating him. Then, John proceeds to melt into the floor and become a eggplant.

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. However in the distance, John hears a vampire cry that sounded like WRYYYY and then Za Warudo. Suddenly, Edward Cullen from Twilight appears through the opening at the doorway that leads to Shia grabbing his axe and decapitating him. Then, John proceeds to melt into the floor and become a eggplant. Now you might be wondering "What's going on with Shia at this point?"…

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. However in the distance, John hears a vampire cry that sounded like WRYYYY and then Za Warudo. Suddenly, Edward Cullen from Twilight appears through the opening at the doorway that leads to Shia grabbing his axe and decapitating him. Then, John proceeds to melt into the floor and become a eggplant. Now you might be wondering “What’s going on with Shia at this point?”… Then, Shia hears the neighbors watching Cory in the House from there windows, causing Shia to grab his trustworthy fire ax and calmly walk over to the neighbor's house to most likely cause another rampage.
THE END

Well, that was a wrap. I know there is other people who want to continue adding sentences to the story, however I wanted a simple short story which I knew needed to end or it would get too chaotic and I will probably do another one sentence at a time game either on the same thread or on a different one in the near future (most likely this thread). And yes, I give credit to those who contributed sentences to the story including myself.

Turns out he was captured by THE MONGOLS!

It's back!
I decided to start another story for this game, mainly it's like Chapter 2 of this game.
The rules are on top of the thread, and make sure you make one sentence for each post.
Chapter 2 START: Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger's house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert.

It’s back!
I decided to start another story for this game, mainly it’s like Chapter 2 of this game.
The rules are on top of the thread, and make sure you make one sentence for each post.
Chapter 2 START: Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: "Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?"

John was at his house, watching TV on his couch when there was a knock at the front door. He wondered who could be at his door this late at night. It was an actual cannibal Shia Labeouf. Annoyed by the presence of his visitor, John quickly closed the door and went back to watching TV. He’s marathoning Cory in the House. There’s an ad for old spice bodywash on the TV. Shia Labeouf became so mad that John closed the door on him, that he decided to start breaking it down with a random fire axe he found outside for plot convenience. John, obviously not giving a fuck about his destroyed door, beckoned Shia to sit on the recliner next to him and watch TV with him. Shia nodded his head and grabbed a nearby lamp, bashing it over John’s head and hopping onto the recliner next to John’s. Despite having a serious head injury with blood coming out of his head, John continues to watch TV as if the injury never happened.
At the next commercial break, John got up and went to retrieve a 6-pack of Pabst from the fridge. It had a fantastic blood flavour. Shia and John spent the next few hours imbibing the beer and watching TV, neither giving any concern to John’s injury nor to John’s lack of a front door. All of a sudden the lights went out in the house. Shia in a fit of rage due to the blackout proceeds to throw his bottle of beer at the powered off TV, resulting in an explosion of sparks that starts a fire on the living room carpet.
A supernaturally green fire engulfed the house, though to Shia and John’s confusion it did not burn them. Suddenly, the smoke began to converge on a point with great speed and a mysterious figure manifested itself from the dark and smokey vortex. It was Shadow the Hedgehog, and he is edgier than ever before. He wanted a copy of sonic mania NOW! Just as John was about to speak, Shia stopped him and stepped forward to challenge the edgy edgehog to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Shadow doesn’t have time for that sort of game and proceeds to pull out a pistol and fires 6 rounds into John who doesn’t even care looking like swiss cheese with ketchup oozing out of it. Enraged at being ignored by his opponent, Shia lunges at Shadow and begins orally mutilating the edgehog’s face, all while John looks on and ignores his grievous wounds. “Why was he ignoring them?”, you might ask. It is because he is watching the giant naked woman rising from the ground outside his window, stunned by the realization that the third impact has begun.
Having loss touch with all forms of reality, John calmly says,“This is fine.” He then decides to use his stand, Emperor of destruction. However in the distance, John hears a vampire cry that sounded like WRYYYY and then Za Warudo. Suddenly, Edward Cullen from Twilight appears through the opening at the doorway that leads to Shia grabbing his axe and decapitating him. Then, John proceeds to melt into the floor and become a eggplant. Now you might be wondering “What’s going on with Shia at this point?”…
Then shia jerked off because he's a degenerate furry cunt.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” "Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself," Shia said.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan's Legend of Korra adaptation.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of "Just do it!"

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of “Just do it!” After Shia revived his brother, M Night Shamalamadingdong curses Shia with a prophecy before he is forced back into the depths that a moon from a world that wasn't supposed to be shall destroy Shia and the world he lives in.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of “Just do it!” After Shia revived his brother, M Night Shamalamadingdong curses Shia with a prophecy before he is forced back into the depths that a moon from a world that wasn’t supposed to be shall destroy Shia and the world he lives in. Suddenly, The moon appeared out of the sky, and Shia shat his pants.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of “Just do it!” After Shia revived his brother, M Night Shamalamadingdong curses Shia with a prophecy before he is forced back into the depths that a moon from a world that wasn’t supposed to be shall destroy Shia and the world he lives in. Suddenly, The moon appeared out of the sky, and Shia shat his pants. "I'm too old for this shit," his pants said, as the now-sentient pair of briefs ripped themselves off of Shia's legs and ran off, leaving poor Shia without any pants.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of “Just do it!” After Shia revived his brother, M Night Shamalamadingdong curses Shia with a prophecy before he is forced back into the depths that a moon from a world that wasn’t supposed to be shall destroy Shia and the world he lives in. Suddenly, The moon appeared out of the sky, and Shia shat his pants. “I’m too old for this shit,” his pants said, as the now-sentient pair of briefs ripped themselves off of Shia’s legs and ran off, leaving poor Shia without any pants. Now Shia Labeouf had two things to worry about: the moon which was about to destroy the world, and finding a new pair of clean pants.

Shia Labeouf was watching Cory in the House in the living room of a stranger’s house with his trustworthy fire ax, when suddenly the TV switched to a weather alert. However, that weather report happened to actually be the trailer to the latest film in the Sharknado series: “Sharknado 4983450: Why The Fuck Do You People Keep Watching This Shit?” “Yay, another movie that actually makes me feel good about myself,” Shia said. He then threw his fire ax straight through the television, shattering the screen into pieces; only then did he realize that the television was actually his brother, Jerard.
Suddenly evil spirit M Night Shamalamadingdong arose from the ground and offered Shia the chance to revive his brother in place of Shia playing the lead role in Shyamalan’s Legend of Korra adaptation.
But Shia was no fool as he uses his motivation speech to drive the fuckup lord back to the depths from whence he came and revive his brother with the chants of “Just do it!” After Shia revived his brother, M Night Shamalamadingdong curses Shia with a prophecy before he is forced back into the depths that a moon from a world that wasn’t supposed to be shall destroy Shia and the world he lives in. Suddenly, The moon appeared out of the sky, and Shia shat his pants. “I’m too old for this shit,” his pants said, as the now-sentient pair of briefs ripped themselves off of Shia’s legs and ran off, leaving poor Shia without any pants. Now Shia Labeouf had two things to worry about the moon which was about to destroy the world, and finding a new pair of clean pants. Shia then noted that the moon didn't appear to hit Earth, but he realized the true horror of the moon as an innocent bystander spontaneous combusted into flames when their body made contact with the moonlight, causing everyone around Shia to scream in horror, either frightened or in pain.