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There is no time your sword is enough

Squadalah we are off!!

Wow what are all those heads?

Those are the faces of evil

You must conquer each!

I guess i'd better get going

Here is the map.

Lamp oil Rope Bombs you want it its yours my friend as long as you have enough Rupies

Sorry Link I can't give credit! Come back when you are a little MMMMMM richer!

Join me, Link, and I'll make your face the greatest in Koridai!

Or else you will DIE!

Help Ganon froze the fountain i am stuck (freezes to death)

Meanwhile in Soup's Workshop far under the island of Korodai…

The amount of Doom-saying on the BF2042 sub reddit

IS TOO DAMN HIGH

Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon.

This Shield both Sword and Spear deflects but cannot deflect the vilest curse

This Crystal makes the Shield deflect cursing the cursor with twice the curse

Would context make this better or worse?

Oh god… We are horny again

As if we've ever stopped being horny.

Pain

Life is pain

Random funfact of the day

Did you know there exist Blooper compilations from porn video?

I imagine especially during the girl orgasming

To give some examples

One was with a guy wanking it hard in the face of a woman with very big eyes when the jizz came out it hit her in the eye!!

In another one a guy was fucking a chick so hard in a bed that the shaking made a fire exstinguisher that was attached to the wall fall and hit the chick in the face

Kind of like in competitive sports….

Competitive Porn

KnowYourPorn

Gay porn bloopers probably get messy…

Damn downvote bots

Why can't we have upvote bots?
Spread some positivity, even if it's fake.

If only

Fuck positivity, embrace emo.

Sometimes i really wonder

Why do people that shit-talk KYM and the majority of the userbase stay here?

Oh so you think KYM is a "wreched nest" of people you don't like? Well then Sir/Madam the door is open

There are several options:
1. They're masochists.
2. They enjoy brexitting (yes, "brexit" is a verb now).
3. Attention whoring.

I am trying not to fap or watch any porn anymore, my balls hurt now though

But its not November yet

Yeah but I think I been doing too much porn and I think it may be bad for me

Dont know if I can keep this forever cause prostate cancer and my balls itch but yeah

Ok then best of luck to your quest to not fap

thank you

We did it guys we seemed to have survived the downvotening

What's next on the list, porn?
Furry porn?
Furry midget porn?
Furry midget porn involving scat?
Furry midget porn involving scat and handholding?

Whatever it is we should be careful
This guy clearly unlocked the power of Malal

(Heavy Clunking Sound as the door to The Sad Workshop slams open)

Ok, I've just spent the last week creating and then unleashing my latest misery project upon the world.

What was the downvotening?

Did it involve heavy quantities of kippers?

Because if it did, my absence during it will make me the saddest of pandas.

It involved a shitload of bots that would downvote almost all comments under any given article, most notably the NFT-related ones.

Crawling in my skin

This wounds they will not heal

I am not being emo btw I want to sing this song

I have a thing for emo girls. Too bad they kinda went extinct and all we have nowadays is this e-girl/e-boy shit.

Make e-girls emo again!!

wait…that sounds dark…

Emo are into dark things, so everything's alright.