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I predict GET and R34

And here we go.

You are forever…AVERAGE!
NOT GREAT NOT BAD BUT…AVERAGE!
and I guess I will just take pieces out and divide them.

Know what? Fuck my previous post!

HAVE SOME R34!!!

Lets make this twice as dirty to make up for the lack of me on page 34.
Let me find that dA artist…
To the archives!

Have fun.

Click the pic motherbuckers!
I know pretty weak sauce. I'll save the atomic bomb equivalent of R34 until the end.

I don't know what this is but I'm sure it shouldn't be legal in your universe.

Wow, people work quickly

This stuff isn't R34!
this is!
Porn or links to porn are not allowed on this website

EDIT well time to clear my history, not that it really matters because I'm the only one who uses my laptop.

>>invoking anchorman shock face

Boy you were not kidding about that

Bwahahaha! curiosity is a bitch isn't it! my bad if its a little strong

EDIT whats with all the likes on that? I thought it was gonna get hella down voted

Porn or links to Porn are not allowed on this website
But seriously, don't click that link. You disgusting bronies have been warned.
(If you click, you must clop; no exceptions.)

I've seen enough hent-

TO LATE!

Nah Bitch! Im winning this battle!
Porn or links to Porn are not allowed on this website
Don't click this unless you want to see really NSFW shit
Bwahahhahahhahahahahha

Im going to bed now I made a smaller version of my confession.

Can you link me the site where they accept these?
@ All of the R34
Celestia damn you curiosity!

Porn or links to Porn are not allowed on this website
Click the pic. I. dare. you! (very NSFW)

Night.

Fluttershy=Good with animals.
Luna=Good with constellation.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SAFARI! RULE 34 IS NOT ONE OF MY TOP SITES!!!

Since you're using some complex sentences, grammar is crucial. There are also some hops and skips in understanding of the paragraph, so I can't correct it, because I'm afraid I leave something out. But if you want to submit this:

Note that opspe is probably right. It may be a little wordy for the ponyconfessions tumblr.

So If you are going to submit this, the wording has to be awesome. I know it's not your strong suit, but try really hard to edit it so that the words are like poetry…so that no one even thinks about it being a little lengthy.

EDITING FOR MY SLOWPOKEDNESS:

Well, it looks like you've started to edit it some.

But if I could type that…

"My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic has made me more philosophical. I truly believe MLP can help mankind greatly, and one day, I hope to use my knowledge to help humanity live in harmony."

If you want to keep your structure, use "MLP has made me philosophical. I think MLP will help mankind greatly, and one day, I hope that I will use my knowledge to help humanity live in harmony."

But either way, it still seems a little disjointed. Like it's missing information.

Trailer Park boys!

Someone wake me up when this page is over :(

Ok, Ok. These 2 are just FUCK!
Please do not post Porn or link to Porn on this website
I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE

I figured out why all us ponies love rape (surprise sex) so much!
We don't normally wear clothes and we are already a good community so you can just hop on and enjoy the ride whenever you want. (Never go to a public park in Equestria!) "(Nor to the palace unannounced.)
Please do not post Porn or links to Porn on this website

its not rape if its consensual( unless its statutory rape)

I can't even compete with this shit. Dac and Berry win.

Yes! FINALLY done with work! 14 hours later!

Its a hollow victory really.

Have some moar!!!!!

Please do not post Porn or links to Porn on this website

Whoa whoa whoa! where you looking at the R34 stuff at work? or are you self employed?

>dac-attack posts link
>says not to click the link he posted

Ok.

In other news, I'm tired and can't bring myself to type from the brain too good ergo pictures of cute thangs ya dig?

<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/images/0df1c9e6f02fbc40bf17bbbaeb57f137/84077%20-%20Kenan_and_Kel%20Truth_Meme%20applejack%20meme%20truthflower%20twilightsparkle.jpg" height="650" / >

I was expecting more art to come from the episode, but I think it lends itself more to macros.
So I'm going to post from other episodes that weren't hacked together without the love and care that I EXPECT FROM THIS CARTOOwhy does my chest hurt with shortness of breath? And what's with the vicious nausea? Nothing some salt and a cigarette in a enclosed space won't fix, I'm sure.
 
 

Also, wet mane Rarity is better than Rarity-maned Twilight.

Neither is as good as stroked-maned Twilight.

Hee hee heeeeee, eh heh…

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TIDE: THIS POST ISN'T LONG ENOUGH.

Mothehnk!
I a myou rrigh tshad e.

Just making sure that nobody goes to that by accident so you can't come back and complain. apparently this is the R34 page ( page 69) just doing my part. you came late to the party bro!

Bu tlov emake su sal ldi elik eangel s,an don eda yth eangel swil lkil lourselv es u s…

your celestia pics creep me out dude

Yeah, me too. Which is why I like them so much.

ouldy oul ikes omep onye lseW

hel ovesa lla nimal s,an dthe ylov eher more than you could ever feel inside.

No! Verbose, the only voice of reason on this thread! Don't submit to fight the evil!

Only voice of reason? He is now!

jklol

Let ME eat.
<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/images/c4801a6b50cb5694e5774bb3bd1cc19a/70832%20-%20Eashire_Cat%20creature%20fluttershy%20nightmarefuel.jpg" height="75" / >
She loves all of the animals and the animals love her more than you could ever feel.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ok, I'm done. I just wanted to be a little weird for a while. Being logical all of the time doesn't mean as much without a little insanity here and there.
<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/images/9c8256f80095663410ab2ced0ff601d3/83588%20-%20artist%3Amrfloppemz%20scarf%20twilightsparkle%20winter.png" height="500"/ >

EDIT: It also gives me practice with different ways of twisting my mind and gives me an excuse to fool around with textile and bits of HTML. I hid a few links around there. I'm especially proud of the Fluttershy image with the Cheshire Cat thing.

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̄̓̔̈́̃̉̚Aͬd̏ͪ̄ͬ͒ͫḋ ͤ̃͌ͥ̓i͐ͧ̿̐̓̈́t͊ ͑̈ͧ̂͗̆ͮtͣo͋̓ ͋͋͊͒̊̇̅t͊h̉̎̃͑̚e̿̐̓̏ m̐̒̓͊́iͤ̇ͭ̈́̂͛̚x̓ͩ̆̍̂͒̀.̓̾̿ͮͥ
ͮ̈́͂̀̊̌͂Nͦ̑̆̄̚oẇͩ̂̔ͪ͌̓ j̿u̾̒̎̃̓̏͐sẗ̏ͣ ͆ͣ̋͋tͣ̍ͦa͆̓̂k̅̓̀ͥeͮ a͂͊̏͗ͦ ̋͋ͥͮlͪi͌̋̅̌ͮ̒ͨttͫ̔̓̒͛̿l̍̎͛ͩ̊e̎̐̓͋̇̈́ ͗͐so͌̐͛̈́̏m͒̊͒è̿̾ͭ͆̏̌thiͮ̌̚nͭ̈g ̀̈́̓̽̂̏s͌͌̅̃̿̃̒wͤ̿è̂̈́̎ͩë͂ͤ̃̈̉tͮͣͧ̊̃,̽̓ͭͮ͆ͨ̇ ͫ̀̀ͮnͦ͂ͨ̆̂̅͐o̔̾̏͗ͪ̒͆tͯ̈́ͮ́̽̋ s͑̊̈ͬ͊̉ouͬ̿r̚,ͭ́̈́ͩ̎̒̾
͂̀ͬ̈̂̚A̓̂̀ͩ̆̏ ̓̃̽̈̋̏b͆̋̀̋̓iͪ̔t̐̒ͦ̋̾̇ ̽̓͊ͪ̐ͨo͋͑ͣf͛̔͊ͤ̌ ͮ͗͒ͬ̃s̅͆͌̽͐͗̂aͫͭ̂ͪ̎ͣl͂̊ͬt̃̒̒̊ͥ̌,̏̐̐̀ͧ ͪͪ̄ĵ̆ǔ̍̏ṡͥt̏̅̚ ͊à̌̌͗̅͑ͦ ̅͊p̀ͪ͒̂̄iͤ̑ͦn̽͐̍c͛̓́͆͒̊̑h̉͒.͊̚
̌̂Bͭ̓͋̀̀͊aͮͣkiͬͥ̔̏n̏̿̈̌̌̍g ̃ͮ̑͛̆͂t̒ͬ͑ͩ͌̉̄h͑͆e̿̊ṡͪͣe͗ͥ̈̐̔ ͋t̄ͩ̈̄ͯͪrͯͬ̈̏̉e͛̈at͌ͮͪ͗͆̔ͮs̄ͭ̇̓ͫͫ̂ ͧͧ̏͂ͥ̽̃i̎̔ͦ̅s͌ͧ̔̊̆̈ͣ ̽̈̾̀̈́̇ͮs̃̄͗̓̆ū̃ͮc͒͆ͭ̐͑h̅́̔̄ ̉̈́ͩa ͬ̎͊͗́ͩ̒ciͪͪ́̒͛ͮ̅nͨ̿cͪͤ̉͗͑ͣ͂ḣ̏ͨ̇ͧ̓̈́,
͋̌̐ͪ̈ͦ̽Aͮ̌̎ͫ͑d̀̈ͨ̽͗̔dͬͪ ̿̀̃ͯ̀ͮä́̔̂̊ͮ ͪ̃̎̋tͮͩ̄́͗͆̈́e̅͋͑ͫas͆͗ͭͥp̉̊̅́ͯ̊o̽ͭo̎͒̎̌̃͋͌n ̓ͧ̔̀̾ͨo̒̐̔̋́͌̽fͮ̑ͧ͆͂ͭ ̅͐̾v̑̚a̎̈́ͯ̉̄ͯn̅ilͣͯl̈́ͣ́ͧ̂ǎ,ͣ͒̑ͪ
́A̿ͭ̈́̆ͭ̈́ͨd͆ͯͫdͤͯ͐̄ͤ̔ͥ ͧ̃̽̇ͯȧ ̌̀̓l̓̑̾̂͂̿i̋ͣ̈́̄ṫ͛ͮtl̓͆̅͊ͬe̎ m͂̎ͦ͛ͭoͬr͊̅͆͋ͧ̎e,̎ ͩ̿ͤͫͬãͩ́̎ñ̌͗dͦ͂ͣ̄ ͭ͛y̆̋̐o͛͗̎̋uͭ̄͐͐ ͗ͮc͆ͩ̚oͨ̽̉͒ūnͩẗ ͆ͥͬͭ͐tͯ̍o̽͊ͨͤ̃͊ ͫͤ̚̚f̿o͒͐̃̍̍̉ű͛ͪ̅̌̾͆r͂ͦ
͒̌͊ͨÅ̈nͫd ̾̂ͭ̂̆͛͌yͯͪ̂ͭ̀͊̔öú̉̍́ ͧnͥ̓͒̿̃̽̈ȅ͋ͥvͤ̋͗̃ͦė̓̽ͬ̆̄r͆̉͂̉̃ ̐ͥ͋͆̋͒gͨ̆̉͒ȅ͐t ͩ̐̈́͐y͋̂ͫoͧ̍̿͌urͮ͋ͤ̃ͧ ̾̓͋̈́̾̓f̓̆il̾̇ͮlͦ̓̃̀͂ ̋ͧ͑o̓ͣf̓̅ͨ̇…̓͐ͦ̌̎ͧ
ͩ̒̽̾͐C̿̎̑upͫ̄̓̀c̃ͤͦ̀ͩͮa͌͆͋́̌́̍ke͛ͪ̚s͛,̉ s̑̅̀͐̎̚oͮ ̍̆̋́sͯw̿̎͑eéͭ͒̃ͮͯ̊t̏̆ͣ̌̎̋ͭ ͯan͗d͋̃̂ͦ ́tͧaͤ̓͋ͧ̾sẗ́ͬ̇ͥͨ̓̚ỳ͐̈́̿͆̃.̂͛͌̐͆̓
͒̏͗C͆̇ͧͤ͆uͩ̓ͣ̚p̔c̋͗ͥͮa͂ͪͪ͑kê̎sͧͥͪ͆,͌̋ͫͥͣ̃ don̔ͮ͛̂'̑̉̉̌̚tͯͫ̈ ͋͌ͦ̅̉͊̎b̏͋̔͆ͭͥeͥ̈̇ͫͮͮ ͮ̊̿t̔͆oo ͬͣͣh͐as̃t̆̎y.͛ͦ͊̚
͌C̉uͤp̑̉c̾̑ả̈k̉͗͂̄̔ͯe̓ͩ͒ͤ̊̃̉s̓̄̿͐.̽̽͊ͧ̈́͆.̆ͣͭ͆̄.̈̽cͫ̉ͣu͋pc̿̇̓̈́͒ͩa̓ͥͮ̚k͂ͤ͆̽̏̎ë́s͌,̈̌͗ͤ ̐̇͋̚c̔uͤ̍̈́̎ͩ̃p̒ͪͫ͒c̉a̓ͭͥkeͧ̆̈̂͐s̍,̇ ̎̿̓̂̉ͩͣC̾́ͮU͑P̅̆͂̐C̅̾ͬ͛A͗̔ͧK͌͑͗̈́ͥͦ̚E͂ͨS̑!̉̇ͨ̂̓

This is the most messed up page of the thread I've seen. It may be because I just played Amnesia and read creepypasta, but still…

Verbose, please talk with me. I want to not have completely wasted this day. (lol iz after 12 talk wif meh n e waize por favor!)

Are we posting creepy stuff? I don't like image wars, but I like creepy images as long as there's little to no gore. Blood isn't creepy. It's a sign of a dying animal. A malfunctioning mind is what a person should fear. The person can still be physically capable while having a train of thought no rational person can follow.

I saw this when I was looking for stuff. jcharlesmachiavelli looks a lot like crookedtrees. I can hardly tell the difference.

It's too bad no one else who posts during the day will see my posts…I wanted to see their reactions…

I can stay up for a little while longer, Connor. Pose a topic. We'll go from there.

New topic
Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash's relationship in the fandom right now (including the R34fag part) and how they are likely to evolve together in the canon of the show. GO!

Side note: we were posting porn, not creepy; porn (so many tentacles) is much better than creepy in my opinion.
Moar notation: I hate anything involving Ms. Faust's OC except in things that are insanely squee.
I'm so sorry I have to add just a little bit!

"Don't click on this"
Sure why not, i could go for some rick astley right abou-

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THEY WERE'NT JOKING THIS TIME! THEY WEREN'T JOKIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!

I don't know about the Rule 34 Rainbow Dash/Scootaloo fiction and art. I can't contribute to that part of the discussion.

However, from what I've seen and from what Faust created Dash to be like, I'd doubt that Scoots would really want to be that close to Rainbow Dash once she gets to know her. I've made the comparison between the two saying that Scootaloo has an awesome, confident personality without being arrogant like Rainbow Dash. Scootaloo isn't as awesome in terms of accomplishments, but I think that day is coming (if the series ever lets the CMC grow up to have jobs and stuff.)

Actually, now that I think about it, RD's job is almost the equivalent of a garbage person, is it not? She gets rid of the stuff that no one wants. It's rather simple. All you have to do is be a pegasus. Her speed is irrelevant to her ability to do the job. She can just slack off more, because it doesn't take her long to do it.
 
 
Hope I'm typing fast enough for you, Connor. Feel free to join in, everyone else, if you want.

I never really thought of it, but it does seem that RD's job is rather….unskilled. As far as Scoot, it looks (to me) like she idolizes RD to some extent, and getting to know your idols is usually disillusioning. If the storyline's brought in that direction, I'd be interested to see how that plays out between them.