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I would but How would The Parents React to this?

They possible would not let me keep it because we already have enough money troubles. :(
But me and my brothers would convince them other wise which would cause me to get a job to help pay for it and we could be contributing.

What is the storyline of the ask Lil Miss Rarity tumblr? Rarity goes insane then does a bunch of crazy shit? I'll have to read it all tonight.

I also figured out why ask Futashy is so stupid.
It has to many random plot devices.

Ponies (good plot device)
They are human (good, interesting)
Except Fluttershy (good variation)
And she's their pet (okay then…)
And she's male (seems unnecessary)
And she's always drawn with genitalia (are you fucking kidding me…?)
And she rapes and cums on everything (no GTFO)

And then it was sent to the moon.

I think 'goes insane' is a bit of an understatement. I've read through all of it (don't ask why, 'cause I really don't know) and there are things in there that make Ask Pinkamena look tame. There are things she does with knives that I'm not comfortable describing in this thread. None of it's straight-up R34, but it comes damn close at times, and it's all pretty violent.

Again, I'm beginning to question my reasons for following such a blog. I think Tumblr is a bad influence on me.

Edit: Just realised you asked for a storyline.

Don't read if you don't like grimdark
It's set in the same universe as Ask Pinkamina. Ponies start disappearing from the streets (no prizes for guessing who's taking them) and Rarity locks herself in the Boutique in fear. She goes a bit mad in her isolation, and reaches breaking point when she gets scratched by Opal. From there, she kills her cat, makes it into a Pinkamena doll and for some reason ends up having violent sex with pretty much everything. There are a few more twists along the way, but I won't spoil them here.

Edit2: Just realised the request for storyline was actually just a rhetorical question. Derp. Leaving it there anyway.

aw hell naw, that's not pinkie! That's not pinkie at all!

God I must have run into that game at about 5 different stores last week when I was Christmas shopping. Kinda got me wondering if they'll ever make a gen 4 game, you'd think they'd have plenty to work with from the show to make it decent enough.

Oh and the cover of that game totally made me think of

I mean look they have cupcakes and everything.

Normally I would go look for this and see it myself because it sparks my interest but sense it's senseless fetishes and sexual themes going on in the tumblr I am going to sadly deny looking into it.

(Kind of contradicting to have RD as a computer reaction face).

Ponies rule all. Or they will.

i'm gonna see if i can go to bed early since i'm really tired and still have the cold see you all on christmas eve tomorrow

@Algernon
wasn't I the one who recommended that blog to you?
Hehe sorry about that.
I'm not a bad person!
Well, on the plus side I also recommended Grimdark Big Mac to you which you seem to have liked judging by your avatar.

Hey lolstaz! Would you mind giving me some advice music-wise?

Time to dig in to that Lil Miss Rarity.

Wish me luck!

EDIT: Review time

also, sadly

I would love to get any pony for Christmas, preferably Scootaloo. I would hug her forever.

Who wouldn't?

Meh, don't worry about it! You might have recommended it, but I was the one who actually read the damn thing. Besides, nobody recommended that I follow Ask Pinkamena (which sadly isn't running anymore), Ask Molestia or the Pony Confessions (arguably the most disturbing of the lot), but I did that anyway. Guess I just like the adult/dark humour.

And yes, Grimdark Big Mac is awesome, so thanks for that (to anyone who doesn't know, it isn't actually grimdark. Check it out, it's pretty funny).

Edit: Why can't I find a small Big Mac ponyshrug? This shall be corrected…
Edit2: Just figured out how to resize images in HTML like a bawws. I can see this being very useful in future.

Sure!
Anything in specific you want advice on?

Must I break out the good confessions again? Or should I send you to the moon?

@lolstaz: I plan on making a song about Celestia and the mystery surrounding her. Which instruments should I use for it?

Also, why are some Anons so mean?

Does anypony like Alley Way?

For once I agree with Blueblood.
Pero me gustas.

Speaking of which, Pinkie's other sister is Octavia.

Nope.
A rock farmer can't become a musician just like that. Also:

First off, the hairstyles don't match.

Time to counteract teh grimdark

Suitaloo is best Scootaloo.

Well, at least I think I object. They have very slightly different colours. Pinkie's sister is a few shades lighter than Octavia. Anyway, Octavia is far too sophisticated a mare to have come from such a primitive and uncultured background.

(Actually, I guess the whole colours thing could just be the lighting)

I read some fanfic recently that made Vinyl and Rarity sisters. I can handle Pinkie's sister being Octavia, since there is definitely some resemblance, but Vinyl and Rarity? Sorry, but that's pushing it just a bit.

For once, I agree with you Algernon. Well, it's not really clear who agrees with who but…..you know. I take back everything I've said about you guys (Nothing too bad. Just that you guys are too critical.) Oh no! You are not going along with it on my watch!

sigh
You guys remember my undying hatred for this fanbase before becoming a member of it?
It's back.
But this time, I'm a member.
F__K

@Ideological
hhhmmm
You may want to go for a xylaphone-y-ish instrument or at least a very calm sounding instrument for like a main melody and maybe some strings or something?
It would also help to make it quite slow paced.

The thing is, generally I tend to stick to guitars and drum kits and stuff with the occasional piano and very rarely strings. I'm probably not the best person to ask for this sort of thing considering most of the stuff I write is very raw sounding rock type music.

(If you need any more help with music you might want to come to my wall or something instead of this thread. Don't really want to clog the thread up with non pony related stuff.)

We've got you now. Consider this payback for whatever misdeeds you have committed. One down. Few more to go.

@lolstaz:

Breaking News: I am no longer the Alfalfa Monster!

I counter that objection. For one, Pinkie's shade also changed a bit when she became happy. Why not the same for Octavia? Who's to say she didn't just dye her mane to look more sophisticated? Is it just the animators reusing the same colors like for the background ponies? I think not.

Look at how sisterly they are:

They might not be biologically related, but they sure as sugar lived together at some point.

Say it ain't so!

On arelated note, I am now…..the Celestia lover!! dramatic music

@twins: That's….not sisterly. That's "Holy horseapples! I'm too mortified to resist!" I refuse to believe that Inky's Octavia.

@Ideological

…
insert Picture of a disappointed Pinkie getting up from computer screen while saying "I'm out"
(10 internetz to whoever can link me to that image, I needs it)

That was the most wonderfully grimdark thing I've ever read.
With a generous helping of pomf thrown in too.
Sadly it looks like the story is ending.
Is the author a known artist (like John Joseco does Molestia)? Who did the Pinkamina tumblr, it was swaetshirt right?
Need moar grimdark, somepony give me some.

I'm liking this grimdark universe. Someone should write a fic about it.

Do you like bananas?

Nopony shall dare betray Celestia again!

See previous post for my reaction.

Nah. I prefer "dark" over "grimdark". Like this one:

You're in the cannon. You're going to the mooooooooooooooooooooon!

@Blue Yoshi: That pleases my dark side.

I'm not very good at this. SOMEONE MAKE THIS BETTER, FOR CANADIA!

I just died of a heart attack and diabeetus simultaneously.

Once again, see previous post.

@RandomMan
Y U delete post.

I was going to say that I had one they could borrow. And that it has chains and whips and shit…
But now this seems pointless, back to lurking.

I see we have 1) some creepy 2) a fellow brony that now hates bronies (?) and 3) CHRISTMAS STUFF! I made something for SinisterSnuggles AKA Princess Luna (If you go on the steam chat), and I feel it would work well here:

Royal Hearth's-Warming by ~SteveTheScout on deviantART

It's my first big MLP-related picture, and it is indeed a bit crappy. I will (hopefully) improve after drawing more poni.

Alright, I've given up on trying to show the picture on my previous post. Just click the link.

Steve the Scout wrote:

2) a fellow brony that now hates bronies (?)

Knowing me, you're surprised?
Also, there's a freaking edit button for a reason.
Stop double posting.

Fixed it.

RandomMan wrote:

@Ideological & Citation

Get a room.

So Berry got a room for you two where you can continue your hardcore discussions.

Speaking of hardcore things…

Just liek 5 posts until my surprise!

I will stab you in your little bunny face.
I swear.
I will.

Also, Berry, the next time you post porn, I swear to God I'm leaving this thread and never coming back.
Your move.

Luv u.

You might want to skip the next page then. :3

Trololololo

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