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sleep well sweet prince,

he made us love oxy clean, i am saddened he is no longer with us.

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ______ TO ________.

COMPLETE IN MEMORY OF THE MAN WHO LOUDLY WON THE HEARTS OF INTERNETFAGS EVERYWHERE.

(MUST BE ALL CAPS IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS)

Long live Billy Mays T_T.

OMFG BILLY MAYS IS DEAD! …omg i kinda cried about this. BILLY MAYS WAS THE BEST! BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SHAMWOWS TO VINCE'S MOMMA!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A NAIL GUN TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL HAIR CARE PRODUCTS TO PATRICK STEWART

D:

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A GUN TO A PACIFIST!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A STEAK TO A VEGETARIAN!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL OLD LADY PORNO TO PEDOBEAR!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL HIGH HEELS TO A MARATHON RUNNER!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL A BOOK TO SARAH PALIN!

Billy Mays could sell nothing to me…

Wow! The man sold youNOTHING? You mean you gave Billy Mays money and received NOTHING! You made a purchase, not of goods or services but of nothing? Billy Mays is a Sales GOD!

"You mean you gave Billy Mays money and received NOTHING!"

No I don't…

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL FOSTY99 NOTHING!

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SHIT TO HOMELESS PEOPLE

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hgD7fmgR6M4BDoANnCi4eq6xwo9QD99UJPG80

This just in.

The Billy Mays saga continues.

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL DRUGS TO A REHAB WORKER.

I bet $10 that at some point in the future, Billy Mays will come from the grave as a zombie, and slap the slapchop out of Vince Shlomi 'til he's seeing detergent balls.

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL SHOTA AND LOLI TO CHRIS HANSEN (AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE)

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL VINCE A HOOKER!