What was Jamie Dubs like as a newfag?
What happens if Pinnochio says "My nose will now grow."
If you are driving a car at the speed of lights and you turn on your headlights,what happens?
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What was Jamie Dubs like as a newfag?
What happens if Pinnochio says "My nose will now grow."
If you are driving a car at the speed of lights and you turn on your headlights,what happens?
You'd have to ask Jamie and Pinnochio the first two, but as for the last one, the light would still travel forward. It's complicated. The speed of light in a vacuum is a constant, therefore the speed of the light's emitter will not affect the speed at which it travels.
#He moved away from the mic to breathe in, and waited for Chris Menning to show up.
#Universe ends
#You don't. If you are traveling at the speed of light, then time just stopped for you. You can't turn on your headlights until you slow down. If the lights were already on, you would break the "light barrier" after beating the speed of light, and then the light would be distorted. Then, you go back in time.
However, I believe time travel is impossible, so you can't break the speed of light.
So far, it seems like we can't hit the speed of light anyway. Particle accelerators keep getting closer, but they will never reach it. It's similar to the concept that if you continually divide a number, you will never reach zero, but you will get closer every time.
I know blubbers gonna post something funny now…
My blubber sense is tingling.
@Real Genious
What if i'm going 88 miles per hour?
waiting for it waiting for it
1. Jaime wasn't listening to Gojira and Carcass, so the internet said "Hey bitch, listen to Gojira and Carcass, like Average Joe." Then Jaime was awesome.
2. Pinnochio will realize he's being a retard and started listening to Gojira and Carcass, like me.
3. Light will be all like, "Fuck this, I'm gonna listen to Gojira and Carcass, like Average Joe.
1. everyone was a newfag before Jamie was created, not born, created. he invented the art of not being a newfag.
2.At the end of the movie pinnochio turns into a real boy. Thus, no one cares.
3. 88 miles per hour is hardly the speed of light.
Orly Redspear?
Back to the Future, the movie.
And this abomination:
1. He probably lurked around and didn't make an arse of himself.
2. His nose would not grow. Then it would grow. Then it's still a lie because he said "My nose will NOW grow" it happened a while after.
3. Your headlights could not withstand light speed so they wouldn't work.
Any questions?
EDIT: I just saw that tristan thought I would post something funny 14 hours ago.
Well./EDIT
I tog eno.
yhw rea eht kcits serugif no regnad sngis kcalb?
Because signs need to be eye-catching, especially warnings.
A bright background with a dark figure to contrast it works very well.
I tog eno.
yhw rea eht kcits serugif no regnad sngis kcalb?
Translate:
I got one.
Why are the stick figures, on danger signs, black?
(I fixed some of the grammar, I'm pretty sure I fixed it.)
"1. Jaime wasn’t listening to Gojira and Carcass, so the internet said “Hey bitch, listen to Gojira and Carcass, like Average Joe.” Then Jaime was awesome.
2. Pinnochio will realize he’s being a retard and started listening to Gojira and Carcass, like me.
3. Light will be all like, "Fuck this, I’m gonna listen to Gojira and Carcass, like Average Joe."
Gojira and Carcass \m/
because black people are scary.
1. He was repulsed by 4chan and ED and all he posted was "BUMP"
2. His nose would not grow because he's a real boy now.
3. The light would travel in time, just like you are in your DeLorean.
@Crazyshark
You screwed up the punctuation.
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