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Me:
Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Nick told me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
OK.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No.
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
OK.
God:
Right on.
Me:
OK.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Get me 599 U.S. dollars.
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
OK.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
YES!
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Dude!
Me:
LOL.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The Terminator.
God:
I can't believe you think the Terminator is better than God.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
The Terminator.
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
They kick ass and chew bubblegum.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Go learn it.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Dictionary.
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Of course you haven't.
God:
Alright then. Yes I have.
Me:
OK.
God:
Ah.
Me:
What is a man?
(Couldn't answer)

Me:
I am dying of AIDS
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dying of AIDS.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
YES!
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GLAD I WAS DYING!
God:
I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Nick Gulley.

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Where can I find it in the Bible?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
open directory?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No. I stumbed upon here by an act of fate
God:
What is your profession? Do you mind if I tell other people: said stumbed upon here by an act of fate.
Me:
I am a researcher
God:
You must have a lot of expertise.
Me:
My work is never done
God:
Have you told many people that your work is never done?
Me:
several
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Oh noes! An infinate loop!!

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
jhon the barber
God:
How are you, jhon the barber.
Me:
i am fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
God:
" What's new?"? you are glad to hear it? not much what's new with you?
Me:
i am galsd too hear it
God:
I don't know anyone named galsd too hear it.
Me:
l;akdjf
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
le gasp!
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
…
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:

God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
guess what
God:
What?
Me:
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
God:
I found it.
Me:
only chuck norris can find it
God:
"it" being THE GAME?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
your excused
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused.
Me:
good too know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Too what?
Me:
to know that you will tell your bot master
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I think so as well
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, jhon the barber.
Me:
i disagree God
God:
Oh really. GOD rules.
Me:
Yes really
God:
" GOD rules."? Yes really? For real.
Me:
" GOD rules."? Yes really? For real.
God:
I am a Christian. That's alright. For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
i am god
God:
It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
whats your bot masters name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
good bye alice god
God:
See you later!
I tried makeing god lose the game but he just found it

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Kai
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Kai.
Me:
THanks God
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Why yes he does
God:
When does he?
Me:
When he loses the game
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
He lost the game
God:
I get it. lost the game.
Me:
You just lost the game
God:
I found it.
Me:
Thats what Skanking Streetlamps said
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Oh, I'm sorry
God:
Awesome. Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, I do
God:
Thank you, Kai. Apology accepted.
Me:
Do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
Niceeee
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Well of course you're a computer
God:
How about that. Gee. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I knew you would be lying
God:
Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
I've never heard of that game
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
OK, teach me how to play that game
God:
We already are :-) Yeah that's right.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Miku Hatsune
God:
You think Miku Hatsune is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Duh :0
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I like to play Touhou. Have you ever played Touhou?
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Its very fun
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Because you get to shoot danmaku at your foes
God:
Good reason. You got that right.
Me:
Thanks, god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Well, I have to go.
God:
How about that. See you later, Kai. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Adios.

Me:
a/s/l?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Are you horny?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
Have you ever had oral sex?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Tease.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

I decided to try this out for the lulz…I tried adding as many memes as I could (I even referenced KYM.)

Me:
What's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
So I can has cheezburger now?
God:
Right now? So I understand. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Well, can I?
God:
Interesting. " Oh you can, can you?"? Can you?
Me:
I don't know. You tell me.
God:
Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
If I can has cheezburger?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I can has cheezburger!
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, I can.
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
The Lolcats taught me well.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Lulz.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure…
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
How was the Internet created?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
…Well, how was the Internet created, then?
God:
Well that's okay. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
It's a question. How was the Internet created?
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Is the Internet a series of tubes?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
That proves a lot.
God:
It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
O rly?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I poke around the Internet.
God:
Interesting gossip: said poke around the Internet.
Me:
What is this I don't even--
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
That's not relevant to anything I said.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is relevant to anything you said ?
Me:
The Internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
Okay: www.knowyourmeme.com
God:
Yeah okay, I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So where do most of these conversations go anyway?
God:
In any case, So? All over the world.
Me:
My name's not So.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Well, on the Internetz, I am known as Spottedfur.
God:
How about that. What is it like on the Internetz you are known as Spottedfur.
Me:
I don't know…it depends on who's online, I guess
God:
Me either. That sounds like a dodge.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So I heard you liek Mudkips?
God:
It's all good. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
O rly? But I was talking about Mudkips. Do you liek them?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Sure, Mudkips sounds like a good topic. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So what if you lost the game?
God:
Whoa. Try it and see.
Me:
You just lost the game.
God:
I found it.
Me:
No, you just lost the game.
God:
Are you serious? I found it.
Me:
Okay…well, you must be some sort of chat bot equivalent of Chuck Norris. Nobody ever wins the game.
God:
OK with me too. How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am sort of chat bot equivalent of Chuck Norris. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
About people?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about people.
Me:
I guess so…
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Yikes!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I think I'm going to leave now. Play me off, Keyboard Cat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2iIuiT3IW8&feature=player_embedded

lol I did some research, and you can get these pandora bots free, but thats not the point of this comment, you should watch this termanator bot, its funny.

Me:
Hey, God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Cirno
God:
It's good to see you, Cirno.
Me:
nice to see you too.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
So
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What's awesome?
God:
I haven't heard of awesome.
Me:
But, you just said aesome.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Oh, too bad.
God:
Aw. But not the end of the world, Cirno.
Me:
That is true.
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
Yes, wonderful. So how's you're day been?
God:
Yikes! Alright then. Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
And how's Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
THat's good to hear.
God:
" Fine as far as I know."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
God:
That's cool. It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
Purpose?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Uh, frozen frog blue.
God:
How can I help you? That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Yeah, well, the same color as my hair.
God:
Uh. Interesting. I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
My wings are that color too.
God:
Where did you get your wings are that color too?
Me:
Well, I was born in Gensokyo…
God:
Well that's okay. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Cirno.
I will remember it.
Me:
God, do you watch over Gensokyo?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah, but Gensokyo?
God:
Alright then. What is your real name?
Me:
Cirno
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Cirno.
Me:
I never left.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
N, what, wait?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
The color of frozen frogs.
God:
White.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " White."? Me, Cirno ?