I love to go around on Omegle terrorizing people, and here's one interesting conversation I had:
Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Greetings, inferior human.
Stranger: And how may I greet you
You: I am Longcat, and I mus enlist you to help me defeat Basement Cat and Tacgnol in Catnarock. Are you willing to fight for the good of lolcats and be knighted by Ceiling Cat himself?
Stranger: What's in it for me?
You: Awesomeness, protection from the Internet Hate Machine, and being invincible from the horrors of /b/.
Stranger: horrors of what?
You: Anonymous itself. If you don't know, then be grateful.
Stranger: And what must I do?
You: Fight alongside me, Ceiling Cat, Billy Mays, and others during Catnarock.
You: Do you know the harbinger of Catnarok?
Stranger: No, I don't suppose so
You: Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time.
You: Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. Auschwitz will be fired up again. Lemon Party will be posted on every MySpace page. All iPods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. All furries will be yiffing in hell. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels.
It will be the Day of Reckoning.
You: Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. It will be an even match, a purrfect balance, so neither can fail. It will thus be an epic win, as the world is cleansed of Playstation fanboys and AIDS.
You: After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious cake. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly
You: Are you ready for battle?
Stranger: Yes
You: Dum….Dum Duh Dum Diddy Wah DUM! Catnarok has begun!
