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>bought a new surface book

>log on to KYM

>on top of the website (slows the fug out of webpage loading)

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ITT post funny ads you see or discuss how ads have affected your web experience.

nothing is worse than an autoplaying shit ad where you actually have to look hard to find where the fuck the ad is coming from.

Internet web ad makers = satan

INb4 adblock/adguard/uBlock Origin

When one ad isn't enough:

I was going to make a thread about ads about two specific things, but I guess I'll just hijack this thread.

Lets talk about Girls X Battle and Ninja Girls. Many of these are what I would consider NSFW, but you really shouldn't be looking at KYM at work anyways. Some of these are on KYM, but some I got from other places and other complaining.

I'll start With Ninja Girls.

I remember being a genius ninja in school. Girls definitely like me more because of it, and didn't think I was weird at all.

I can only assume this is like Insaniquarium where they poop out gems after you feed them.

It's bad when the placement of the bubble over her makes you think of something else…

Shouldn't she be looking towards the camera then?

In a refreshing change, an ad that doesn't want you to play.

When your 2d ninja girl turn into a TURE ninja girl

If you think those were good, wait till you see Girls X Battle

Oh dear…

Gorgeous outfit extremely sexy and violence combat (is this supposed to be a sentence??)

3 chess boards at once indicate that she's a real Gamer Gurl

"""""""Authentic"""""""

Clearly the objective sexy rating of three hearts is the best way to choose who is better.

I think we all know what kind of "reward" you get out of this.

Watching girls growing up and then thinking they are sexy isn't creepy at all!

That’s literally Keijo!!!!!!!! though.

Uh… how exactly is she expecting me to use that squirt gun intimately? Did Ms Fortune make this game? Also, I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert of women's underpants, but do they usually have belts on them?

>leg bar controls length
>not thicc

ONLY ONE

In case you had any inclination of telling people about how you play this game, DON'T

Just remember, the first step in cultivating something is to plow it.

2B or not 2B? No, that's 100% 2B

This one made me intentionally as there was actually a joke (how does one get "fake" mineral water, and what exactly is one supposed to do after drinking it to "fix" the "problem"). I don't know what kind of sense those responses are supposed to make, but that kinda ads to the joke.

Wouldn't it be better if I had a girl who didn't fit into the palm of my had?

Tired of seeing girls stolen from other things? Have a GUY stolen as well!

Little know biology fact: waifus actually hatch from eggs!

I guess since she's way to small to actually have intercourse with, you are supposed to play with her and these sexual toys which she's obviously consenting to.

Speaking of obviously consenting, nothing like seeing fanart of underage girls from a different game being raped to get people interested in playing your game.
(These are from Kantai Collection. Pic for reference)

This confuses me:

@Jacob based minds think alike.

Not sure I should have made this in General or JFF

In my 25 years+ of using the Internet, I have never clicked on an ad in which I actually was interested in and wanted to buy a product/play a game/ or FIND SUPER HAWT LOCAL WOMEN ON YOUR AREA NOWWWWWWWWW

Thank the "Web Browser Dev Extension Gods" for making ad blockers.

Also, I think it's pretty funny when you are browsing pr0n (everyone does) and the site gets mad when you are using AdBlockers.

internet pr0n is a fuggin multi billion industry

Also

SHOUT OUT TO THE ONE MILLIONTH VISITOR

wooooooooooooooooo

enjoy your free ipad

I rest my case.

This "piece of art" that appeared a few years ago is that one League of Angels ad that showed Yukari and Ran Yakumo from Touhou in swimwear. Of course neither character is in the game, and the clip is stolen from this.

Remember those ads where you had to play a minigame only to get a pop-up when you completed them?

This one reminds me of those Evony ads.

I've seen a fair share of mobile game ads that contain blatant copyright infringement. All those Battle Camp ads stuck out to me. Doesn't help that a Facebook ad said that Pokemon sucks.

Jacob, this is why Fair Use can be justified at times so you could prevent more assets from being infringement to those cringy shit ads.

Just in case

Ads with audioplay are already annoying, especially those with punching sounds, but how about ads with entire videos playing automatically while you're trying to play a game? I had this experience many years ago on Miniclip.com. I was trying to play a game, and a trailer about a new game or something appeared out of nowhere, lagging both the game and the ad itself.

twitter ads…
no more words

when im on my iphone some shitty redbull icia berry commercial comes up, i was pissed

and then ads for the emoji movie started to take up yt's ad space and i was even more pissed

>2017
>Obama

I remember the first time I saw this and I laughed so hard
I was just browsing and then I see this ad
"Fondle/ravage"
I was laughing so hard

I remember awhile back finding this creepy picture of Jesus staring into my soul.

There's these other ads on the mobile portion of the site which I hate because they take up the lower section of your phone, but when you attempt to press the "x" button on them to delete them, the button is so small it takes a few tries to do it. Inevitably during one of those tries you click the ad and it ends up expanding to take over the entire page. Then you have to click the symbol again not once, or twice, but three times to get the ad to completely go away.

This stuff makes me wish there was free adblock for mobile use.

It's basically Evony with an entirely different skin. Only difference is that it could be less of a Civ ripoff and just be pure malware.

Since I do run an ad-blocker, Google is nice enough to at least give one more of an idea in how these things rip off assets from other works. These things will never change since they'll always try to attract someone who legit thinks these must be pornographic games and not some malware infested trap.

There are banner ads, popup ads, and autoplay ads…

But this is one of the lowest types I've seen:

I can guarantee Girls X Battle is made in Taiwan or Hong Kong, but I never knew thay made two of the same game to double dip their revenues. Fucking cunts.
But don't worry, that's only the tip of the iceberg. Eternal Crusade by uJoy of Hong Kong(?) uses Tera Online, Nexon's HIT and again Nier Automata to promote their shit game. The best part? They didn't remove the watermarks, they just grab random YT vids and stuck it in as an ad.

Fake gameplay, used within in-game ads

Actual gameplay

Kinda offtopic but KYM is waaaay better than this.

Yeah, apparently lecherous freaks are a valuable market demographic. Ugh.

please don't bump threads with little to add when it's about to lock thank u

great content, chief

anyway, lolling at everyone revealing that the ads targeted for them are anime porno ads which is because they watch lots of henti. I only get ads for the world wildlife federation and home appliances and the film dinner with shmucks.

I'm not getting lewd ads but I am getting ads for casino shit, which is weird as I've never done any gambling either on or offline.

Just got a fullpage video ad, forgot what it was but it looked like some sort of female soap brand or something

translation: Do you have 350k Moneez? And are you gonna retire?
Here's a plan to invest your money!!!

How do i even get this, i'm a student with a whole life before me. Little early to think about retiring when i don't even have a job let alone that much money.

free wizard game

and shocking a season pass

Glad to see I'm not the only one getting the stuff with scantily-clad anime girls.

I hate when I receive things like that :

Yeah, I might not be on KYM much until this thing goes away. I'm not interested in being bombarded with the shitty ads KYM runs, and that pop up is annoying as fuck.

I agree.

I keep adblock on for KYM since I don't like being bombarded by particularly malicious malware. I know that KYM needs ad revenue to keep the site going but the safety of my computer is far more important to me.

Put this on your adBlock filters to remove this new 'anti adblock' shit.

knowyourmeme.com##.jquery-modal.blocker.current

Haha i was going to post the same DANK kym Ghost, but you guys beat me to it….

Cool, now I can't scroll.

Delete whatever you pit in there and paste this instead (in uBlock is the "dashboard" gear-looking thingy when you click the button):

knowyourmeme.com##.current.blocker.jquery-modal
knowyourmeme.com##.blocker
knowyourmeme.com##div.jquery-modal.blocker.current
||a.namitol.com^$important
knowyourmeme.com##div.hide
knowyourmeme.com##div#abm.modal
knowyourmeme.com##body:style(overflow: auto !important; position: initial !important;)
knowyourmeme.com##.current.blocker.jquery-modal

(tbh I already have other software to block specific ads that annoy me -- a lot to be sure -- and have it disabled but I can understand the frustration over this pop up. Saw this in another page but can't remember which one.)

You guys get all sorts of cool shit like waifu video game ads and I'm stuck getting these shitty ass Toyota adds. Smh.
But I only seem to be getting ads you just look at. I barely get any auto play ads. Maybe because I'm on mobile?

Saw this on Tumblr and I FRIGGEN WISH I was making this up

Anyone notice the "what do you think" segment on the sidebar has suddenly turned into what I believe is one giant disguised ad for Coca-Cola?

Don't get me started with all the mobile app advertisements…
I'd literally give a speech on that sh*t

I'm using this so i might get some feedback. Whenever kym tries to load sponsored content, my browser (firefox) starts to slow down and often crashes. Any tips?

I'm not sure if everyone has experienced this, but have you ever been on a questionable site and when the link you clicked sends you to an ad.

(but not only that)

You press "back" on your browser only to find another ad?

so you just furiously click the back button hoping to get back where you once were only to be bombarded by different ads?

like how in the actual fuck….

so you just close the tab and start from scratch. fuck me lol

nuff said…

droppin' some more





(german "trainers hate him" ad)
csgo scam and knock off browser games
great

how do i block the air tv crap

This thread has a benefit to remind KYM admins and maybe its advertisers to carefully fine-tune/tailor which advertisements should be appropriately and properly displayed.

Seriously where is this whitelist thread. thx in ad-vance (lame joke)

also a true gem RIP homeslice….

Image of a Decidueye hanging (in a noose) from the ceiling

Something tells us this is the image galleries fault, two-fold.

1) NSFW images hit trending every day lowering viability of high bar corporate ads.

2)Images get uploaded every day, increasing the amount of images KYM has to store and therefore maintenance costs.