Jill wrote:
Gorgeous outfit extremely sexy and violence combat (is this supposed to be a sentence??)
3 chess boards at once indicate that she's a real Gamer Gurl
"""""""Authentic"""""""
Clearly the objective sexy rating of three hearts is the best way to choose who is better.
I think we all know what kind of "reward" you get out of this.
Watching girls growing up and then thinking they are sexy isn't creepy at all!
That’s literally Keijo!!!!!!!! though.
Uh… how exactly is she expecting me to use that squirt gun intimately? Did Ms Fortune make this game? Also, I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert of women's underpants, but do they usually have belts on them?
>leg bar controls length
>not thicc
ONLY ONE
In case you had any inclination of telling people about how you play this game, DON'T
Just remember, the first step in cultivating something is to plow it.
2B or not 2B? No, that's 100% 2B
This one made me intentionally as there was actually a joke (how does one get "fake" mineral water, and what exactly is one supposed to do after drinking it to "fix" the "problem"). I don't know what kind of sense those responses are supposed to make, but that kinda ads to the joke.
Wouldn't it be better if I had a girl who didn't fit into the palm of my had?
Tired of seeing girls stolen from other things? Have a GUY stolen as well!
Little know biology fact: waifus actually hatch from eggs!
I guess since she's way to small to actually have intercourse with, you are supposed to play with her and these sexual toys which she's obviously consenting to.
Speaking of obviously consenting, nothing like seeing fanart of underage girls from a different game being raped to get people interested in playing your game.
(These are from Kantai Collection. Pic for reference)
When scum is given the ability to advertise.