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Denied.

I wish for third page get.

Granted, but you edited your post.
I wish for the next person to post a cat.

Denied.
I wish to know the meaning of life.

Granted. Meaning of life is "42"

I wish there was a sequel to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie.

Granted but they get run over.
I wish that we didnt lose the game.

FUCK! I just lost the game!

I wish I had a pet octopus.

Granted, but he's so tiny that you accidentally step on him and kill him.
I wish those spies would stop sappin my sentries. >:|

Granted, but you are now responsible for the extinction of all spycrabs.
I wish i had my very own flying zoo.

wish granted but the zoo is emty.
I wish i was alive agian T_T

Granted, but you die again.
I wish I knew why Hat (or Bagel) is such a noob.

Granted, but he uses his noobness to cause your hand to stay glued onto your face, causing you to suffocate.
I wish I had a paid account for minecraft.

granted but the money was sent to the wrong person
I wish I could have grand theft auto 5 right now

Granted, but your computer won't run it.
I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but i blow it up.
I wish for a portal gun.

Granted, but you'll be stuck in an endless loop at high speeds.
I wish for Deadpool and Pinkie Pie to use Voltron and fight Lord Zed.

Granted, but they create a black hole that destroys the universe.
I wish for someone to post after me.

Granted. You also get ran over by a ton of guinea pigs.

I wish that I can win the game.

Granted but you are now banned from playing the game
I wish this site had more desu.

granted but i hog all the desus!
i wish all weekends were full of fun and never boredom

Granted, but weekends do not exist anymore.
I wish I could explode without killing myself in the process.

Granted, but you must live the rest of your life as a heap of burning flesh.
I wish i could pimp slap people with the power of a thousand suns.

Granted, but you can't slap anyone but your mother.
I wish for apple juice.

Granted, but drinking apple juice will cause you to melt

I wish I was a ninja

Granted but the samurai capture and execute you.

I wish I had a pet pterodactyl.

Granted, but it ate a Creeper and it exploded when it was next to you after you got eaten. You just died twice.
I wish for people to be more active.

Granted but they're all trolls.
I wish the trolls would just stay under their bridges where they belong.

Granted, but now the world is covered in bridges
I wish I was mentally stable.

Granted, but you're a gay Dewott.
I wish I was.

Granted, but you aren't.
I wish Fei Hazelwood would stop being so unwitty.

Granted, but you acquire his unwittiness-ness.

I WISH I HAD A PS3 RIGHT NOW.

Granted, but the PS3 network gets hacked again and the problem won't be fixed for 1 year. And when it is fixed your PS3 breaks.
I wish for a new laptop.

Granted, but its the Gavilan laptop.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but the money is blown up.
I wish to surround Hat in TNT and blow him up.

Granted. You are now tied to him.
I wish I had an ACR.

Granted, but it's perma-jammed.

I wish I had a long dong.

Granted. People nowadays wear spiked cleats and step on it frequently. I wish Minecraft gets deleted forever and Notch gets shot in his junk.

Granted, but someone recreated it in a week and the second part doesn't count.
I wish for a pancake.

Granted, but it was full cyanide!
I wish to have the ultimate crossover video game!

Granted but it contains the most horrible crossovers ever.
I wish for a comfy bed.

Granted, but it is in a unsafe location so I spawn.
I wish for no posts after this.

Granted, but I had to post to grant it.
I wish all Minecraft players get driven-by in their wangs.

Granted, but I don't know what that means, thus void.
I wish for all dumb kids who make a failing attempt to be cool, die.

Granted, but you also die.
I wish Justin Bieber was my best friend.

Granted, but the first time you go out in public with him you are crushed to death by a mob of pre-pubescent girls trying to get at him.

I wish these forums were more lively.

Granted, but now the forums are filled with newfags and noobs.
I wish for spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.

Granted. Your inbox is perma-filled with ads, and the Bacon and Sausage are filled with salt and barbwire.

I wish that I could express myself without shame and thoughts of suicide.

Granted. You are now a chatty goody-goody, which everyone hates.
I wish for something interesting to do.

Granted, but you now have to scrub all the floors in hyrule.
I want a brick.

Denied, it was sold out.

I wish for the fastest computer ever!

Granted, but now the computer can predict all your movement and turns off immediately.
I wish for a draw tablet.