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Granted, enjoy the texture of RussianFedora.
I wish unicorn ponies shot lasers out of their horns.

Granted, once they enter our world they'll blow us up with deadly lasers.
I wish the ponies broke free and could enter our world and Lauren Faust would rule along side Celestia.

Granted. Here is our new world anthem:

I wish Celestia wasn't a communist.

Granted, but now everypony is one and Celestia gives up fighting them.
I wish for new MLP FiM toys.

Granted, but they look nothing like the cartoon.
I wish for more dakka.

Granted, but you started to hate it.
I wish I was welcomed to the herd.

Granted, But its a herd of Cows.

I wish I could shoot lightning!

Granted, but the volts killed you.
I wish I can go twice as high. Take a look. It's in a book.

Granted but no you always have to look at books when you want to.

I want all the men from 9+ that love MLP to die.

Okay, but stephen colbert is a brony
I wish that TF2 wasn't the world's best first-person clothing simulator.

Granted,now its the world's best first-person hat simulator.
I wish i can shoot fireballs.

granted, but they shoot out of your nose.
I wish my father loved me.

Granted. He still eats your fries.

I fucking love this song.
I wish I had Cartoon Network.

Granted, but no Adventure Time

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you Snips and Snails.

I wish I could be the very best, like no one ever was!

D:
Ice: Granted, you will never beat yourself.
I wish for an Adventure Time!

Granted,but there's no more Cartoon Network.
I wish for a Sonic Emitter.

Granted. You've got a weapon that shoots blue hedgehogs.
I wish computers wouldn't bother me demanding to update them.

Fine! Pure Adventure Time :D
Nintendork64: Technology will now slow down just because you said that.
I wish for a vault boy plushie. :3

Granted, but it explodesssssssssssssssssssss.
I wish I could reach thossse hackersss in minecraft and blow them up.

Denied,they have Diamond Sword and has some mad skillz on circle-strafing.
I wish for an awesome thread.

Granted, but it's locked.

I wish I could be the very best, like no one ever was!

Granted, but I think I granted that wish already, so denied.
I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but insomnia.

I wish that I could have super powers!

Granted, but along with becoming a superhero, you get overpowered supervillains.
I wish Diamonds could be mined by explosions.