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Granted, but the English dubs are all very, very cheesy, worse than dubs of Bible Black.
I wish for food. :3

Granted,i made you a cookie,but i ate it.
I wish people can take me more seriously.

Granted, but they won't laugh at the jokes you make ever again.
I wish I could have a softer and more comfortable bed.

Granted, now all Adventure Time's fans and production team get killed by it. Including you.
I wish people would realize that I am the most bitchy hater of all time.

Granted, but bronies love and tolerate the SHIT outta you.
I wish for a MLP season 2 NAO

Granted, but The Hub won't premiere more episodes until December after that.
I wish I could have a new Game Boy Advance.

Granted. You try to order one, but since they've stopped making Game Boy Advances, the company has given you a defect, hoping you didn't know.
I wish my room was clean.

Granted, but your room is now on fire.
I wish people would stay up during the night.

Granted. I do, but it's for the cost of no breakfast, and it's the most important meal of the day.
I wish I knew how to dance tecktonik:

Grandted, but you broke both of your legs. (New challenge approaching!)
I wish they'd make a new MLPFiM commercial.

Granted, but it'll be about a marathon of both FiM and Transformers Prime.
I wish I could sleep more than now.

Granted, you sleep with rainbow dash but you fell through the cloud.
I wish I could see straight.

Granted. The world will soon see your underped eyes.

I wish I own a blade so I can go on a murderous rampage.

Granted, but it's too big for you to wield.

I wish I had the Wii U NOW!

Granted, but your body isn't ready yet.
I wish there are no parental controls in the future.

Granted, but it's when half-life 3 comes out. and by then no one cares.
I wish people would stop giving me this look…

Granted, now they don't even look at you.
I wish for a a book.

Granted. You receive a copy of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight, pre-edited of course.
I wish Rebecca Black's next song would be just as terrible/wonderful as 'Friday', if not worse/better.

Granted, here you go:

I wIsH pEoPlE wOnT tYpE lIkE tHiS!

Granted,but now everyone type with ASCII code.
I wish for a Sanity Not Included season 2 episode 14

Granted. People think you're weird and overrated because you watch Machinima and hentai, often at the same time.
I wish I could read computer.

Granted, 1010111010101010 10101 101101010101.
I wish that season 2 of mlp fim would come out soon.

Granted, but it sucks worse than watching Friday on repeat.

I wish that I could pre-order Elder Scrolls 5.

Granted, but they get held up in the mail till way past release date,
I wish I didnt break a chain of Derpy posts.

Granted. Derpy posts will now continue.

I wish there was no racism.

Granted,but now there's sexism.
I wish for a Gordon Freeman's crowbar.

Granted. Here you go:
I wish for a medigun like the Medic.

Granted, but it's only the Kritzkrieg and you have to deal with a huge mess of sentry nests (WHICH CRITS DON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE)
I wish there wasn't over 9000 pyros when I just so happen to be a spy.

Granted, the pyros are now scouts asking for dispensers.
I wish i wasn't a chicken.

Granted, but now everyone else is a chicken and they cast you calling you a pony
I wish reality wasn't so harsh.

Wish denied because its impossible.
I wish for a Penny Arcade Adventures:On the Rain Slick Precipe of Darkness episode 3

Granted, but you have as much idea of what that is as me.(I have no idea wtf that is)
I wish for a lazah.

Granted.BLAAAARRGHH.
I wish someone here knows what Penny Arcade Adventures:On the Rain Slick Precipe of Darkness is.

Granted, but i'm uninterested in it.
I wish i could have all the money in the world, and a hippo.

Granted, but now money is worthless and the hippo devours you.
I wish money could buy happiness.

Granted, but more people use it to buy anger and strife.
I wish I had that awesome new game.

Granted, but most of the game is expensive DLC!
I wish for Kickass and Megaman to be UMvC3 characters!

Granted but megaman franchise will be ditched.
I wish for a Team Captain hat for TF2

Wish granted, but the last guy who tried it on had a bad case of head lice.
I wish I had a cool hairstyle. Or hair, for that matter.

Granted, but it's full of lice!
I wish to become anything in φ+ζ(3) with an order of fries, please.

Granted. CROSS COUNTER.
I wish for a new mini laptop.

Granted, but it's so small that it gets shattered in the package when you get it.
I wish for Mimilop.

Denied, but here's a labbit:
I wish for a labbit.

Denied. You get mimilop.
I wish Chiken and Hat would leave instead of Olivia.

Granted (Im not gonna corrupt this one).
I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but it the water couldn't sustain the shape of a glass.
I wish for a movie with an ORIGINAL plot.

Granted, Napoleon Dynamite?
I wish for some good news.

Your eyes are underped. Now you can see clearly, ignoring the fact that the world will now end just because of your underped eyes.
I wish for ice.

Granted, but "ice" is also street slang for shabu, so you get shabu instead.
I wish for a banana cheesecake.

Granted. You get a stomachache after that.
I wish for to munch on a well cooked face.