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Granted, but it was hyper sensitive and broke instantly!
I wish for Deadpool and Pinkie pie to do the Fusion dance! XD

Granted, but Deadpool has too much common sense, and doesn't understand Pinkie Pie's randomness, and walks away.

I wish I could get awesome games for free.

Granted, but they require you to play them on the Sega Genesis using the Nintendo Power Glove after you install them on your computer and hack through 7 layers of anti piracy security. Have fun.
 
I wish for someone to make this same wish.

Granted, but that person won't show up till after my post.

I wish that I didn't make this wish.

Granted- You never made that wish, but it still magically shows up in the forum, leading everyone to believe otherwise.
I wish I could fall asleep.

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish for all fictional characters to be REAL!

Granted, now bossfights from horror/action games, also exist. Mankind's end is nigh.
I wish I could control arcane magic.

Granted, here's a channeling crystal to help. /toss
I wish I was a meme everybody knew.

granted, but you are a forced meme and are only trending because of how poor the article was written. +9000 deadpool
i wish i was perfect

Granted, you are now the perfect model of everything that is despised.
I wish I could animatez.

Granted, but everything you make is choppy so nobody likes it.
I wish there was a stick figure of me.

Granted, but its horribly crippled and dies alone in a one bedroom apartment.
I wish IRC wasn't about sex and rape 24/7.

granted, but now its about drowning kittens
i wish that i had better creepypasta to read

Granted. It's about your sadistic torture and murder, and you are driven insane.

I wish, The Game

Granted. You Lose.
I wish for fish.

granted. but they are from one of those cheap carnival games and it dies with a day…
I wish i can have Derpy hooves for a pet and Osaka for an adopted sister.

Granted. but derpy cleaned out your fridge. (gonna leave Osaka alone)
I wish i had an idea what to wish for.

Granted, but the idea was so brilliant that everyone wished it, so you became a hipster!
I wish I wish I was a FISH. XD

Granted

I wish for a light bulb.

Granted, but it exploded!
I wish for π+φ-δS to equal something!

Granted, it now equals fucking miracles!
I wish I had a cell phone… erm…

granted but its one of those old flip phones that lack features and has the stick out attena
I wish i can do something fun everyday of the summer.

Granted. video games and masturbation only though.
I wish that ponies would take over a large part of the internet…wait..

Granted, but according to Jolly Jew they chase off all of KYM's users. :)

I wish I could own a theme park.

granted, but its filled with nothing but kiddie rides.
i wish i had an infinite supply of brownies.

Granted,but you've become obese.
I wish i have a PC so i can play Age of Empires 2

Granted, you get a PC but you accidentally get Age of Empires 1 and the cpu is permanently stuck on Hard.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted. but I divided by zero.
I wish I knew what the hell "OP" stood for.

Oooo, granted, but you find out when you're the OP of a much hated thread.
I wish I could take it all back.

Granted. but you took it back so hard it hit you in the face.
I wish someone would TELL me what "OP" meant.

granted. It means Original Poster as in the person who starts a thread but since i had to tell you you own me 5 dollars.
I wish i had enough money to take a week long trip to Ceder Point amusement park with some friends.

Granted, but you don't have enough money to make the trip back home.
I wish I was the best there ever was.

Granted. You're the best, Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it's my destiny.

I wish I didn't look up the freaking lyrics to the Pokemon theme song XD

Granted, but you didn't look it up, you had it in your memory. someones been watching too much pokemon.
I wish Spiral Knights could have creepers.

Granted, but now Spiral Knights is now Minecraft.

I wish rainbows didn't make Scout cry :(

Granted,but it makes YOU cry.
I wish for your freedom,Genie.

Granted. Now I will ENSLAVE THE WORLD!
I wish for sushi.

Granted, but you are the sushi
I wish to acquire hat.

Granted, but it's made of bread

I wish to rule the Earth

Granted. Now everyone in the Earth is waiting to get your autograph and your interview. and you have lots of paperwork to do.
I wish for a better computer.

. . . And a hat of bread is a bad thing!? THAT'S AWESOME!

Oh, yeah. On topic.

Granted, but now the Earth was hurled into the sun.
I wish for the next post to contain an image

Granted:
I wish I wasn't so bad a first person shooters.

Granted, but now you're playing the real life shooters.
I wish for a font that is worser than Comic Sans.

Granted. Behold, Times New Roman.
I wish the poster before me had better grammar.(Worse, not worser!)

Granted, but your under the illusion that nothing has changed
I wish I was an important member of society.

Granted but papparazzi follow you everywhere and take pictures of you endlessly, even when bathing.

I wish notch would add aether mod to minecraft

Granted, but he was banned permanently right after you started following him.
I wish they'd open the first drawball for everyone.

Granted, but there's nothing actually good on it anymore and anything good just gets overdrawn by trolls.
I wish the time it says I posted this said the same thing as the previous post's time.

Granted, but you always get ninja'd.
I wish they'd add fourth wall as a character in the Mane 6 game.

Granted, but it's preorder-only DLC.
I wish Viz Media released the 100 volumes of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in English.