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well i'll swing around killing people an read yellow page phone books, and drink pepsi.

I'll go get some FALCON PUNCH!

I can't go to a mall because everyone well look at me going Why the hell is their a pokemon here?

Once there was a bionic soldier.

He was sooooo deadly, that everyone died.

The End

I'll be avoiding the pet shop.

I'd buy some bread, and milk.

Granted, considering Mio's general demeanor, this could be slightly out of character:

You know… I found this Left4Dead mod a couple weeks ago, and thought I'd never get to share it…

What? They didn't have Crystal Pepsi… and dip; GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO WITHOUT MY DIP!

The voices need to be changed.

Gotta keep myself well-groomed, yknow, and I do so by buying brushies and brushie accessories.

We already have a thread for this.

There's a pet shop eh? Well in that case I'll head over there and see if they have any sugar gliders.

I'd be at the music store checking out the fine collection.

But then MURDOC beats me.

Hate that guy sooo much.

Just a normal day for me, hanging around with this guy, the usual.

I'd pass by GameStop, only to get abducted shortly thereafter.

They don't have any good horror movies showing at the theatre. They never do.

I can't fit in a mall silly.
eats everyone in the parking lot

(quietly enters via loading docks)

"Alright. Stay close and keep quiet. Don't panic the civilians. Return fire only."

Hooah.

(moves up, sticking close to Sgt. Foley)

I'd be yelling at the store clerk because he doesn't understand the product I want since I don't speak engrish.

Don't mind me, on my way to the food court.

Ever seen the movie Evolution?

You could with a little effort.

Exceptional idea!
tears down the walls

Sooo, booys. Lets go shopping for some new coooats.

Let's see if I have enough money to go shopping this year…

No… maybe next year… goes and cry's in the corner

Hrmmm… The food here isn't like how I remembered it at ALL…

[Walks into store]
"Hmmmm, interesting…"
[Picks up vase]
[Accidentally drops vase]
[Manager walks up]
"Sir, you're going to need to pay for that"
"But I don't have any money"
"Then I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
"Why? Because I don't have any money? You're discriminating against me! WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB"
"Sir-, SIR, PLEASE STOP SANDCRABBING THROUGH MY STORE"
"WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB"
[Exits store]

I have stolen all of the doritos out of the vending machines and constructed a suit of dorito, samurai, power armour. Prepare your anus.

Walks around store Everything here sure is nice… looking won't hurt, right?
Sees dress I really want
Uhhg… this is torture… I shouled really go… but… mhmmm… how much is it? sees tag WHAT!?! IMPOSSIBLE!! I couldn't afford that even with 5 years of saveings! It's hopeless…
Turns and heads for the door, past all the rampageing users

I love the mall! What grim reaper of OS's wouldn't love shopping? Here's me perusing the fancy ad displays they put up:

And here is me at the Windows Showroom. Its my favorite store.

I wont fit in a mall…

I guess I'll just stand in the parking lot taking up a ton of parking spaces.

I'll go with Miyuki,Tsukasa and Kagami.I'll buy some manga and stuff while they're just derping around. Then I'll tease Kagami again because she's such a Tsundere.After this I'll talk about Miyukis huge breasts and Tsukasas ineptitude and naivety.I'll have a lot of fun!

BWAH! AGAIN WITH THE JAPANESE?! YOU HUMANS AND YOUR MULTIPLE LANGUAGES!

Chances are, it'll turn out something like this:

Find the candy store
PUT TONGUE ON EVERYTHING
Get brutally assaulted by cops
Not a single fuck was given that day……..
swag limp

Fine Fine.
Gets in mall
Oh look a gamestop.
Gets in gamestop.
Everyone looks at me funny.
Oh crap…

A mall? Ooh! There will be tons of places where I can get people to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

^i'll take six of those plox

meanwhille in the parking lot

"GUH! It's no fair!" I cried as I was forced to go back inside because of Ann's battle. "You know what? This place was made by the devil, I should destroy it!"


FANTASY HEAVEN!

>eats explosion and poos out puppy dogs

Sets up stage in Parking lot, people wonder who I am. Beatbox the newly formed crowd into orgasming as they stare at the fro.

Damn, I forgot the butter, what a waste of a shopping mall.

and all the post explosions, i escape now loooking for my arm

I'm buying things that come in 5×4 ft. cardboard boxes. …..You wouldn't know how I felt if I told you why.

I'll buy the whole, god-damn store.

Pretty much this^

I'd buy a really tiny monocle.