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Also, I can't see the map.

Could I get a link please?

http://i.imgur.com/FeCpa.png

Danke.

Добро пожаловать.

Dammit Christchurch! I knew this would happen, and of course they took the whole damn island with them.

I'll leave them alone for a few turns while I deal with other matters but they won't remain separate for long. I need those southland gold mines

Hey Mister J, while we are trading Tea, any chance I can get cattle livestock off you? I'm still eating fish, bird and veggies over here.

PS: while my nation is called Sydney-Syserror. I will still use 'Sydney' to refer to the town that I am trading with in Australia.

Великий. Если у вас помочь с нашим планом, то я не будут взимать плату за пожертвования.

Какие пожертвования?

Just for future references, say "aye" if you plan on killing/maiming/slaughtering/raping/t-bagging me the first chance you get.

aye.
and i will do ALL of them.

Hell fucking aye.

Земля? Вокруг Каспия?

Ах, вы имеете в виду землю вы мне дали.

Честно говоря, я не даю дерьма о вашей политике, вы двое.

Я поддерживал Вы когда-нибудь, так как Вы были сосланы в Англии! Будьте почтительны!

Why do you all insist on speaking Russian? What you are saying isn't very important anyway.

Нам пытаются прохладно так.
@syndic: русский

Hey RF, do you plan on killing me in the same vicious manner that Madcat, Falcon, and Witch King do?

I will most likely conquer some of your land, but I absolutely will not brutalise your people, livestock, land, or towns.

Wat. No, I'm just killing your army and stealing your stuff. The justice if to Falcon.

@RF & WK: Thanks then, I think.

Well, I may not even conquer any of your land. But the "Territorially Disadvantaged" Might, so I suggest strengthening your military.

Of course I won't mindlessly slaughter you. Dead natives means dead potential workers. And besides, I just want your land, your resources, and anything else of value you may have.

Haha, yeah I need to work on that especially hard seeing as I'm in a war with a clone of my own nation and a hurricane cut my military bar scale in halflast turn. Plus there is the arrival of the vikings, and who knows how they will act towards me.

Of course I won’t mindlessly slaughter you. Dead natives means dead potential workers. And besides, I just want your land, your resources, and anything else of value you may have.

Guys, do you have to destroy Mertola? Why can't you just integrate with them?

Always watching.

Yeah mang, we can trade Pokemanz an' stuff.
Or you know, natural resources.

OKAY, WAIT. HOW MANY MOVES CAN WE SEND? I'VE BEEN DOING SIX.

try not to make your messages longer than 12 lines, or I may leave out many of your actions that turn. If you consistently send actions that contain less than 3 lines or don’t send anything at all, you will be booted from the game for inactivity.

Everything you need to know is in the OP.

Oh.

In that case, delete my excessive PMs, and I will send one complete one, please.

I'm ready to face you Vlad.

Syndic wrote:

If you consistently send actions that contain less than 3 lines or don’t send anything at all, you will be booted from the game for inactivity.

Nobody will be kicked for inactivity.

Everything you need to know is in the OP.

Just sayin'.

What role are you playing, Brucker?

Obviously you have forgotten the policies of double-think.

But no, what I meant by that is that anybody that keeps sending really short and retarded turns will be kicked. I said inactivity, but I meant annoyance. This kind of thing annoys me. Don't be that guy. Put a miniscule amount of effort into your posts, or don't send them at all.

I guess I'm fine with you not sending turns for a little while, but if you just sit in the game taking up space for 10 turns strait, thats pushing it.

I have no idea how to reach you without going through other people. You have to provide me a route.

Once you hit Prometheus just skip on north to the Caspian through Byzantine and you can trade with me and him.

Or, go between Greece and the Middle East into the Black sea, where I'll let you use my routes over and into the Caspian if you don't want to risk hitting through an NPC.

Either of those will give you access to other trade nations, namely the Kievan Rus, who I'm found of.

He's everyone's national adviser.

Gee willikers, my turns are getting difficult to fit in 12 lines of text.

If you just let me have some of your land, I'll help you improve your nation….

If you can make it all the way here before the industrial age, I will give you some land.

I wonder how many World Wars we will start…

OVER NINE.

Knowing us:

World War One: Dispute over the Middle East's Trade Routes, lasted fifty years.
World War Two: An erupted argument over border lines between Rossiya and Russia. Lasted four months
World War Three: A battle over a river valley in France. Lasted eight years
World War Four: War caused by an argument over a rock found exactly on the border. Lasted one thousand and eight years.
World War Five: A dispute over hunting ground, fire was first implemented.

There will probably be a few world wars over important areas of the world such as the silk road, oil fields, colonies, Europe, and the Middle East. I hope that there won't be the eventual nuclear war over something though.

Russian.

How many wars have there been already?

Between players? Two, as I can count.

Cattonia and Pimpanori, and Mertolan and Falconland.

Or as I like to call them, the "Pimp Purge" and the "War of Clipped Wings".

I didn't even think about those, Pimponari and Falconland offered little to no resistance.

I don't know Pimps deal, but Falcon was trying, they just didn't have the power.