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From: Captain Spark
To: Everyone except Asura, Natsuru, Medic
Great pulsating protons! This thing is working again! QUICK! ACT NATURAL!

Hello there super-chumps! Shocking to not see your Earth exploding into pieces, being deleted or attacked by something! Anyways,I bet you wondered why the Ballon Master doesn't send hunters or anything huh? Well, I got his attention since the Pink Hat event and after watching of how successful It was, I've been trying to catch his attention by any electrifying ways! Such as, interrupting his broadcasts, eliminating hunters around the city, etc..etc…
Last day we caught one this sneaky idiots carrying information, and whatever the Order of the Ballon is building…It's huge, It runs fast as hell and It vaporizes things. Basically, Momma Hunter.

The purpose of this message is a "Win-win-deal". You see, whatever this thing is, It's in the Ballon HQ but saddly we are not strong enough. Also, in this HQ, there's a specific room with an old friend of yours Sam, whose DNA might be the key to defeat these..vampires.

Do the Math and ZAP! I will teleport anyone who wants to help me out in this deadly mission. Quick guys! Time is running out and Momma Hunters are hungry!

SPARK OUT!

OOC: Just remember that the three mages have no way of directing receiving such messages from you, Spark.

OOC: Neither does Flandre ever since what happened to her.

OOC: Someone get these poor magic homeless guys a codec please.

OOC: They're not homeless…. Well, I suppose Tardises is since his former home's now TRYING TO KILL HIM… It's just, generally low tech level amongst the Order.

Mistral: We have received a message
The text flickers up on the main screen in the control room
An old friend….surely not, no…
Mistral: We must investigate this
Send a reply…
From: Desperado Enforcement

To: Captain Spark
You have our interests, we will have 5 soldiers at the ready to come and investigate your claim.
5 veteran cyborgs prep for teleportation

Ken & Giorno
I think we should go to that crumbled mountain, to stop that demon.
Agreed.
Ken, Giorno and his friends go out of the building, and head towards where Flandre is.
Asura
What the hell is going on?
Spots Ken & Giorno heading to Flandre
Maybe they are heading towards what is causing this.
Asura heads towards where Flandre is
OOC: Fix'd.

OOC: The cave is no more. The mountain crumbled down, leaving nothing but a pile of rubble. Although there are various crags and crevices in the landscape.

Are they mad?
Maybe, but… they could still use our help potentially, let's go.
To Pyralis"Why is the Order after this guy, again?"
The three mages follow the group – Pyralis setting up Agility Boost and Noctan setting up defensive spells on the group as they go.

(OOC: Your characters would now have reduced effects from incoming physical and magical damage (and magical healing), and are a bit faster, Falcon. Just like 3 of my 4 are (OYH is not buffed in that way, as the ones capable of casting the spells to do so cannot see it to cast them.)) Oh, and Zarathh – Would she retain a water weakness like this?

OOC: No.

Follows the Manime Group, Reimu not certain if they will live or not and Yukari thinking they would make excellent cannon fodder

OOC: You… may have to find a different name for the group, natsuru. Remember that 3 mages would also technically be part of the group as they're travelling with the ones you're currently referring to.

As the group reaches the crumbled mountain, the earth starts to shake even more violently than before. Rocks start to break apart as more cracks in the ground appear. Seithr sprays up from the ground everywhere around… Then all of the sudden, there's a guttural roar that comes from beneath the pile of rubble that was once a mountain. Pure black haze starts to ooze up from the rubble that once made it up the mountain and take form. A fiery red aura can be seen surrounding whatever the hell is coming up out of the ground… Tentacles burst up and writhe around, some nearly reaching to the sky. The rubble is then blasted away in all directions, and something starts to form before their very eyes…

It's a massive 8 headed Black Beast! It can be compared to a city in sheer size, while the heads and tendrils reach high above the ground. It lets out another booming roar with all 8 heads, swinging it's tendrils around fiercely at the group who disturbed it. A spell circle then nearly immediately surrounds the group, spraying up a huge pillar of dark energy hitting the ones inside it.

OOC: MUSIC TIME!

The five soldiers would be teleported instantly..Only God knowns what things they will learn in a world at the hands of the merciless Ballon Master.

MEANWHILE…STILL FLOATING IN SPACE, TRAPPED INSIDE A BARRIER AND ENDLESSLY KILLING TIME…

Mister Foster: Godamn it I hate this game.

Cheston: Begin! This chess duel barely started! It's not like you are going to lose in a few seconds!

Mister Foster: Talks the guy who beat Spark twice! C'mon! No one is THAT good in this game!

Cheston: I'm not! Do the first move! I will be mercifull, I promise.

Mister Foster: If you say so..I move this white pawn over..

Cheston: Foster trust me…

Mister Foster: Ha! I captured your Black Knight! Guess I am not that ba-

Cheston: Checkmate…and no, you stil SUCK!

vergil descides to return to the room after hearing the broadcast
Vergil: ill go too. Im already sick of this place. But iff i go, ill need some communications.
Ooc: give vergil a codec or something even cooler.

of the 3 mages, Noctan is hurt the least, the glyph shield working with his natural resistance and the MBarrier to reduce the damage signfiicantly. Pyralis is hurt slightly more, due to having the shield and MBarrier, Tardises is hurt the most of the mages due to not even having the shield. OYH is also affected, excet on the dark section… The dark section actually absorbs part of the pillar's energy, and starts glowing a bit.

…Ow… Good thing this MBarrier was set up…
Whatever the f**k this thing is, it's powerful. I felt that through the barrier and shield!
"Not to me… Then again, I do have some natural resistance to dark to fall back on. I got an idea… Morality Block!"
two orbs appear above the heads of the mages – one white, one black. These orbs would block one light and one dark effect respectively.

(OOC: After the rest of the group responds, make sure the post ends with those same orbs appearing above their heads too)

Asura
Asura dodges the pillar
Gohma are here? This place is worse that I thought.
Asura quickly activates his 6 armed Vajra from, and runs towards the Black Beast. Asura notices 2 orbs flying above his head.
Ken & Giorno
Everyone dodges the pillars
GOLD EXPERIENCE!
Giorno's stand activates, concentrating on the black beast. Ken runs up the the beast.
The orbs appear on everyone's heads, but they don't notice

The mages also charge, part so they're not singled out, part Pyralis wanting to make use of Firebrand, and part Tardises wanting to get Open Your Heart in range

Reimu flys above the beast just out of reach, trying to find out which head is the dominant one

Meanwhile aboard Outer Haven, Mistral has found something in the submarines systems
Mistral: I seem to have located Outer Havens central AI system
Oh yes?
Mistral: Its been in a dormant state, but is ready for reactivation
Is it safe?
Mistral: By all means, its built to manage the entire vessel as well as its UG's its very capable and will enable our personnel some training time
Well this is all very good news! activate it
Mistral presses a button on the control panel
Deep deep down in the bowls of the ship in a highly protected and shielded room the AI awakens

Back up in the control room the multiple screens dotted around the room spring to life displaying information on the crafts systems aswell as a connection to all observational satellites orbiting the planet effectively giving Outer Haven eyes in the sky
Mistral: Theres a massive boost in engine power and system efficiency the AI has also enhanced the unmanned gears giving them a much high combat effectiveness
This video feed from the satellites interests me most…any chance of getting a view of the city we left? of Flandre?
Mistral types a few words here and there on the keyboard and in a flash a birds eye view of the cityscape can be seen, depicting everyone involved in the battle against the black beast
What is that? massive beast?! that wasn't there when we left?
Mistral: No this si something new
Flandre?
They both continue watching the feed

OOC: So basically we've got two organisations watching the battle right now? (Desperado watching the whole thing, the archmages of the Order of Mages focusing on Pyralis, Noctan, and Tardises)

Yukari swaps with Reimu and invokes one of her spellcards

"Arial Bait! Hyperactive High Speed Flying Object!"

A black square seems to set itself over the presumed middle of the beast, and bugs flying so fast they look like giant lasers start rapidly shooting towards and away from it, causing damage to the body

@Giorno,

The beast sends a tentacle around behind Giorno, grabbing him around the waist and throwing him into the ground and starting to repeatedly smash him with it until he's solidly in the ground with tremendous force. After a few smashes, one of the heads opens it's mouth and shoots a massive read beam at him while he's still laying down.

@Ken and Asura (Hindu)

The monstrosity uses two other of it's tendrils and lashing at Kenshiro and Asura, picking them up and writhing around a bit before throwing the two towards into the toxic ocean like a ragdoll. Another one of the head's opens it's mouth and shoots another beam at them while they're airborne. (OOC Note: These beams are HUGE. They're the size of how big they can open their mouth, which is reeeeaaaalllly big)

@Tardises and co

The Black Beast opens up another one of it's mouths and fires a bright red beam at them

@Reimu and Yukari,

It opens up another one of it's mouth and fires off another beam at the two.

The mages continue running on, the only effect the beam having is to make the black orbs vanish. Noctan casts Null Dark Once to restore the orbs, as Morality Block is a light spell and would ironically be blocked by the effect of its previous casting.

(OOC: Basically, individual attacks kind of are not going to work on the mages. They are the weakest of the whole group attackwise, so it all balances out.)

Giorno
Gold Experience Requiem focuses on the beast. The laser disappears. Giorno climbs out of the hole
It Can't do anything now! go and attack!
Ken & Asura
The Laser barely misses both of them, and they land close to each other
That didn't hurt all to bad. wait, who are you?
That's my question.
I'm Ken.
Name's Asura.
Ken and Asura both Rush at the black beast.

OOC: Here's what the elemental glyphs look like, in case anyone was wondering. You can't completely make out the water glyph on my avatar, as the sword is obscuring part of it, so that's there too.

Stares at the beast, while flying away
What even is that thing?
I don't think I can do anything about it… unless… Starts mumbling
But… what about Flandre? I need more info on this thing…
Okay.. Flandre had that thing… and…
That green-haired jerk! He knows something about this, but what is his name?
Lets out a sigh
He would probably lie to me anyway, so, I've got to go and help!
Flies over towards the Black Beast

Tardises notices MasterBurner

WAIT! Shouldn't you acquire some form of protection before charging in like that?

Noctan prepares to cast MBarrier on MasterBurner while Pyralis prepares to cast Agility Boost

Shouts towards them
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE GOD-MODE ON!
THINGS ARE GONNA BE PAINFUL FOR ME, BUT I WON'T DIE!
IT'S ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF BEING WHAT I AM!

Then… what ARE you??

Noctan cancels his spell, though Pyralis still casts Agility Boost, because (though this is a phrase that does not come to the minds of any of the three mages) GOTTA GO FAST.

To the next morning, in Equestria, the first rays of sun started to come out, the flowers began to open and the birds began to sing in the sunny morning. Was a normal day like any other in Equestria…

…until …

NM: AGH! I hated mornings! The sun burns and the birds scream those annoying tunes!

Nightmare Medic was outside the camp, under the shade of a tree. He was up all night because He never sleeps…never*… He was waiting for news on the latest attack in Little-Horseville… or whatever the name of that stupid village is*

NM: … Maybe these brainless idiots are dead by that stupid little horse and his human friend…Ash.

That was two days ago after he saw for the last time his army of darkness and the Gigant Skeleton

NM: DAMN! What a waste of of soldiers…hopefully the new troop of vampires do their duty

Nightmare Medic raised his head and sees the bright sky

NM: With this this light, the vampires will be inactive, there will be more slower and will have a poor aim and…

Suddenly, the radio began to ring, Nightmare Medic used his telekinesis to reach the radio that was far away, on top of a stump

NM: How is it?!

???: It's the Obersturmführer in charge form the "Letzte Bataillon", it seems that we will not do a lot of activity for now.

NM: I Know… How was the search yesterday?

???: Well … that was very easy, apparently the foolish human left a trail of dead corpses of diferent creatures on the road…some are quite large.

NM: EXCELLENT! When it is dark, continue with the search! It seems that this maggot is not far from here.

???: Yes sir!

NM: Ah! and by the way, what's your name?

???: Blitz…Sir

@Asura and co,

The beast screams out it's voice from all 8 heads

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The beast begins to glow red all around, invoking the power of the Grimoire for itself disabling any inter-dimensional interference in the immediate area. The beast's heads howl again, forming a massive cube of spell circles around the three, trapping them and preventing escape. The spell circles activate and they're incinerated by jet black flames with a red outline, feeling like Hell's fire itself.

OOC: The activation of the Grimoire prevents Giorno from using ANY of his stand abilities, since they alter reality.

BIC:

@Tardises and co,

The beast invokes a spell circle under Pyralis, spraying up a jet of ice cold black and red water magic from under him. Other tendrils go for Noctan and grab him, starting to flail him around before hurling him at Pyralis. One of the beasts heads makes it's way towards Tarides, looking him straight in the eye.

((Replace Iron Tager with yourself.))

It then opens it's mouth wide and shoots another laser straight at him from close range.

@Reimu and Yukari,

The beast sends some of it's tendrils at you both, them forming a blade on the edge and swinging fast and fiercely, being very hard to dodge (OOC Note: There are around 6).

Shouts even louder
I'm not allowed to tell you that, but let's just say I'm not human!
Equips Meteor God Power
Stay back you guys! There's going to be meteor pretty soon!
Casts it on the Black Beast, though it leaves the heads out of the circle-of-attack

Meanwhile in the control room

Sam and Mistral continue to watch
I just know that's her, look at what she has become….

Mistral: We are incapable of taking any action currently, surfacing would make us visible and vulnerable to a attack
We can't just sit and watch them hurt her…..or worse
Mistral: Its physically impossible for us to act, its not exactly like she needs help
I don't want to help, but in this position we are incapable of retrieving her even if she does fall
Mistral: If she does, I will send multiple Rays, they will make that destination in less than an hour
Ray were originally built for the Marines making them extremely fast swimmers

Pyralis is actually hurt quite a bit despite the glyph shield. Water magic is naturally effective against him. He is then hit by the thrown Noctan axe-first, causing the null dark effect to kick in.
The laser is reduced in effectiveness as OYH decided to create a form of shell around Tardises for defensive purposes.

GAH! This thing has water magic!?
"Owww… what was that? And how the HELL did the aquamancer block that!?"
…Thank you for giving me this power… Wait, water magic? I'll handle that. You just focus on getting healed up!

Tardises casts Null Water Once, while Pyralis casts Healing Wind, which, unfortunately, is also reduced in effectiveness by the MBarrier. Because OYH was still forming a sort of shell around Tardises, it is also affected by the spell – More than anyone else due to the lack of MBarrier.

"Looks like it's my turn to attack. And this here is a rare thing – a light elemental attack spell.* Noctan casts Solar Flare. A white orb appears on the nearest head of the Beast and radiates white flames

OOC: MasterBurner, Is there a reason you described your attack with that sort of name? Because that sort of thing looks familiar to me…

MUSO TENSEI!
Ken activates Muso Tensei
Gah! hot hot hot!
gah! i… have to.. keep on going… I MUST KILL THIS BEAST!
Asura Transforms into Berserker Asura, and the spell circles break

Asura launches many blasts of Mantra at the Black Beast.

(OOC: It's the Meteor God Power, From Age of Mythology. Yeeeeaaaaaah.)

(OOC: That is EXACTLY what I was thinking of, MasterBurner. Too bad I lost the expansion to that game ;_;. The expansion is so much more fun than the base game.)

The Death Egg Robot swiftly attacks Asura with each of its spiked arms one-by-one, each of which quickly retracts back to the main body.

Dr. Robotnik's voice blares over the intercom:

OH-h HO-o HO-o HO-o HO-o!!!

Good look escaping my trap, Asura!!! You're going to need it!!!

Suddenly, Asura is struck from behind by another energy ball shot from the black robot who attacked him before as the Death Egg Robot ascends into the air. The black robot disappears immediately after striking, serving as a distraction for the next trap: the Death Egg Robot which was about to drop on top of Asura's head.

Sundowner is still venturing around the various halls and rooms looking for any additional weapons, he comes across many things but Sundowner being the person he is doesn't really see there uses, but one thing catches his interests
He walks into he small room, situated in the center of it sits a cradle, and in the cradle sits a purified hydrogen bomb
Sundowner: Now dis looks usefull! its old but I bet it still packs one hell of a punch!
He stays with the bomb and spends some time inspecting it

On Monsoons travels he comes across few things that interest him, being a hard to satisfy type, but just like Sundowner he does find a two things, 1 room full of empty boxes and another with crates full of un-labeled pills
Monsoon: What could these pills possibly be? hmmm
He scours the room looking for a inventory document and luckily enough he does find such a thing, it reads 5000x potassium cyanide capsules
Monsoon: Ah! fake death pills

You confront the Bionic Kraken.
Poo tried PSI Freeze β!
287 HP of damage to the Bionic Kraken!
Paula tried PSI Freeze β!
230 HP of damage to the Bionic Kraken!
Ness attacks!
327 HP of damage to the Bionic Kraken!
The Bionic Kraken used a Crashing Boom Bang attack!
96 HP of damage to Jeff!
113 HP of damage to Poo!
Jeff fired the Heavy bazooka!
336 HP of damage to the Bionic Kraken!
The Bionic Kraken was defeated!
YOU WON!

Ness and his friends gained 12577 exp each.

@Tardises and co,

The head rises itself up to get away from the solar flare, then using another mouth blast to destroy it. It picks up Tardises with another tendril and raises him high above the heads before hurling him full force into the ground. Another set of tendrils go for Pyralis and Noctan, but instead of grabbing them, one of the ends of the tendrils opens up and starts makes a vacuum. The two mages can see two red misty chains being pulled out of their chest slowly and towards the mouth of the open tentacle.

OOC: They still have enough time to run away from it.

@Masterburner

The beast roars, and spell circles form all around her from nearly every conceivable angle… Then suddenly storms upon storms of danmakufu come out of the spell circles at high speeds going straight at her.

@Yukari,

The beast does the same technique as it did to Masterburner, invoking spell circles around her except these circles are bigger, and there are many more projectiles. Lasers, orbs, crystals, etc.

@Asura (Hindu) and co,

The massive amounts of mantra don't even seem to scratch the beast. Two heads focus towards the three and put their energy together, the impact of the explosion is huge in terms of size, completely enveloping the three in the bright red blast and causing a large amount of damage to the group. It is enough to break him out of his current form.

@Sam,

The explosion that happened looked like it took out the majority of the buildings in the city that weren't already destroyed. Nearly all the rubble is completely gone too.

OOC: Damn these posts take a long time to write out. Sorry that it's taking me so long guys, there are just a ton of actions.

Yukari swaps out with Reimu and Reimu begins ascending high into the atmosphere, dodging most of the shit thrown at her with minimal effort.

She chants something under her breath…

The elemancer and equilibriumancer start backing off, Tardises picks himself up off the ground, but is severely damaged despite the Barrier. He just backs off hoping to avoid notice for now. Open Your Heart is forced to split into six objects which all move away – A ball of rock, a puddle, a fireball, a small tornado, a beam of light and a patch of darkness. They then reform near Tardises.

OOC: Someone has to step in or my character's pretty much dead after one more attack…

Simply charges on through, while casting Greater Ward
This is Danmaku, so that means…
Flandre is in there somewhere! Maybe I'll NoClip into the body and look around… I don't know much about this thing…

OOC: Guys, I made my first ever GIF!!! Here it is!!!

Anyways, back to character!
…
Renegade holds back tears as he looks upon the fresh grave of Harper

Renegade: I… I'm sorry, Harper. It… it didn't have to end like this… but… I can't believe it. It was my fault… I… I'm just…
he can't find any more words, breaks down, and finally places something on Harper's grave

gets up, and after bowing his head in respect, leaves toward the top of mountain
…
OOC: Feels, people.

Asura emerges in his Wrath Form, Giorno is badly hurt, and Ken emerges perfectly fine
The rest of Passione quietly drag Giorno away to recuperate.
Suddenly, Asura returns into his base form. He then realizes he has the Mantra Reactor implanted into him.
oh… yeah. forgot about this.
He stands, ready to take another blast from the Beast
OOC: Yes, I know that Asura can't transform into his Berserker or Wrath forms with the Mantra Reactor on, but just go with it.

(OOC: I've gotta go a musical, so I'm done for today. See you all tomorrow!)

OOC: Later, MasterBurner. It was fun.

@sam
vergil looks on at the screen at the battle taking place
Vergil: do you people honestly think you can stand a chance against that. she is too powerful, the others will take care of her. however, i think the only option for them is to kill her. she has grown beyond saving. death is her only salvation from this agony. i dont care what you people think, she needs to die or else this world is lost. so right now i suggest we deal with the other problem with this ballon master person. that is the best thing we can do right now. it will require minimal resources and we can still play a part in this battle without too much compromise.

Sam, i suggest you make up your mind very carefully.
flicks his sword open a little with his thumb