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OOC: Yeah, it's getting late. Best be going myself.

OOC: See ya guys.

the robot lands on asura. however, asura using his godlike strength and the black blood in his body, barely catches the robot. he struggles for a bit to hold on to him, but with a sudden surge of strength, he hurls the robot into a wall in front of him. the robot is sent flying through several walls before crashing into the medical room were eggman is doing his repairs.

with such fire and hatred in his eyes, he manages to look at eggman in the eyes

THERE YOU ARE he says with such malice and anger

OOC: And so the Night Owl is left to stalk the threads… watching everyone else as they sleep…

Oh? Someone's still awake?

Sam and Mistral see the explosions over the feed
That certainly took out whatever was left of the city….that battle is incredible
Mistral: There are multiple combatants, everyone seems to be attacking the bea-…. Flandre
What is the status of the Rays you mentioned earlier?
Mistral: Outer Haven has an inventory of 40 Ray UG's 10 of which are attached onto the outside of the hull for defense the remaining 30 are kept in a massive holding atrium

Get 5 ready to depart
Mistral: On it

@Vergil,
You didn't know her before she became this monster, I had the chance to save her from this but I hesitated, Im in her debt now and I will persist to try and have her retrieved.

The balloon master can wait, Outer Haven is undetectable, we can't be found, and to add to that we are just a PMC, our contractor, MasterBurner hasn't given any orders about attacking the balloon master and so we shall not.

You seem to have our work ethic confused, Desperado Enforcement has no ideology of its own, we are just the tools of war and expensive ones at that. Feel free to leave Virgil.

@Reimu,

Seven heads turn their attention towards her and focus while opening their mouths, firing off seven beams at a great magnitude and speed. The sheer size and light put off from the attack is blinding to everyone around.

@Giorno,

Sensing their life force, the remaining head fires off another beam at where Giorno and Passione went.

@Everyone in the battle,

After the deed is done the Black Beast lets out another roar and burrows back deep down into the ground from where it came… Re-cooperating and moving under the earth's crust. It starts to head towards the direction of Outer Haven…

hey gaiz am i l8?

Passione barely manages to dodge the blast.
I'm not letting that thing get away!
Asura starts punching into the ground, intercepting the Black Beast, hitting it in the back many, many times.

@Asura (Hindu),

OOC: The beast isn't solid while it's digging. It's more like a sort of ooze mixed with gass that dissolved it's way back through the rocks. I'm sorry if I wasn't descriptive enough.

Damnit! I can't hit it!
Asura Jumps back out of the hole
OOC: Why does the black beast have to be so goddamn over powered? Is it because I introduced MY overpowered characters?

OOC: No, not at all. I've built this up over the last 14 pages. This is supposed to be a boss battle of sorts. If you want me to tone it down, I will try my best to do so… But it's not really supposed to be easy since it's a boss battle, is it? I want to give you guys a chance too, that's why I retreated. Again, I apologize.

Vergil: your code is decrepit. you say your tools of war, but yet you show weakness to a monster because you believe that you can still save it. right now, i can sense that she is on her way here to destroy this place with everyone with it. tell me about that sam, tell me how you can save her and the people on this ship without killing her.
TELL ME!

vergil unsheathes his sword.

Outer Haven is undetectable, she won't find us and she certainly won't destroy us either and if she does then she will have a challenge in her hands.

And show weakness? How can we not? she's a 8 headed massive demon, sending the entire PMC at her would be the biggest waste imaginable, hence why I have retreated to this place, for peace and planning

You fool, this ships fancy gadgets and hardware cannot protect this place from a creature like that.
she doesn't sense the ships presence, she senses the souls of people. so that means each person in this ship is a light that is signalling her to "come here and eat us." a simple mortal like you cannot comprehend such things. if you still honestly believe that she can be saved, prove it. tell me how you can save her. tell me how is it with all of this technology that you have aboard this ship that you can still save her without killing her. please tell me how?

OOC: flandre are you still heading towards the ship, if so confirm this. i dont want to be talking out of my ass for nothing.

Renegade continues along path, sees dead zombies and some buildings in distance
Renegade: What the…?

slowly approaches town, hears shooting, rushes toward source
Renegade: Wait… this isn't Equestria… I thought I fell from there…

continues heading towards source, sees more dead zombies

Renegade: More Mercs? Yeah… this isn't Equestria anymore… but how did I end up here?
leader walks up to him

Merc Leader: Hey, what are you doing here?
Renegade: Back off… I already lost someone coming up here. I just want to know where I am.
Merc Leader: You didn't read the sign?
Renegade: Yes… I meant… is there any other settlement around here?
Merc Leader: No… none until Freeside, why?
Renegade, obviously not believing her, leaves to town gates and investigates

Renegade: Goddamn this place, Harper… it took you. It's a death yard…
sees a glimmer of light
Renegade: What's that?
heads toward source; a metal door

enters door
…
OOC: Waiting for Medic…

OOC: That's OK man. I can sorta understand it now. I would appreciate it if you could tone it down a bit. I mean a tiny bit.

OOC: I'll see what I can do. I'll try to do so.

OOC: Mark, We are not in Equestria anymore?

From: Captain Spark
To: Everyone and I mean, EVERYONE
Guys! The situation is a bloody mess [STATIC]…soldiers are dea[STATIC] They are filling the place with hunte[STATIC] I have been running away from these things since we got in the Ballon HQ[STATIC] HE KNOWS EVERYTHING [STATIC] I'm sending these pictu- [STATIC] Hope you guys can see what is th[STATIC] Omega Hunter.
(Hunters screaming, punching noises, *ZAAAP!!)

Bloody jumpers, I'm al,so sending Ven[STATIC]-ead to you Sam, hopefully you will anali[STATIC] his DNA. Great lighting.
[Hunter laughs, even more punching noises,Hunter screaming]
There..Maybe I will have a chance to teleport myse*UGHHH!*

The sound of a hunter laughing over and over again as the transmission dies
Last picture sent by Captain Spark

OOC: I like how so much shit is going Wrong For the heroes.
If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.

OOC: Medic, on my next post, you'll see what happens…
For now, you have my permission to lead an onslaught on the Mercs (but don't make it seem too hopeless for them, have them kill some Nazi Vampires).

You do realize this vessel was built to house a computer that worked in unison with others to control the world? its AI was so powerful that it was capable of guiding mankind for several decades in everything from economics, wars to how they think. That AI, the very same, is being used to handle this ship tasks and form problem solutions to our current issues.

Our solutions are confidential

Via codec to Sam
Sundowner: Ive found what seems to be a old but working Purified Hydrogen Bomb! ya know, the one that was believed to be a myth?
Very good news Sundowner, have it retrieved

Monsoon: Ive also found something usefull
Go on
Monsoon: Crates of fake death pills
Not exactly sure how that's useful Monsoon but yeh sure good job

They both return to the main control room where Sam Mistral and Virgil are

OOC: Yes, I am heading towards the ship.

BIC:

More vents of seithr start to spray up from the ocean floor as Flandre makes her way to the ship. One or two more high-pressured vents rock Outer Haven around some.

OOC: TFW your right.

This next transmission shall interrupt every monitor, TV , computer, laptop, cellphone, everything that has a screen on it.

Well, well, well…Hello again alternate earthlings, quite a wonderful times don't you think? Not in every day you manage to capture Spark, quite an easy job thanks to these codecs that Mister Samuel Rodriguez had the pleasure to spread. Dissapointing, I expected some sort of…"Final fight between the good and the evil" don't you think?
Back to business..
So it seems your Earth is currently infected by vampires and another demonic entities…That's good enough to cause general chaos and destruction but not what I seek, watching you brainless dolts die in a gruesome and slow way, as inhuman as possible.
But..Oh well..First, I have another matter of importance…Don't waste your time by trying to teleport here, It's useless…
By now, I shall leave a little…"power-up" for my mythical creatures…
-Ballon Master

OOC: Just pointing out: I am Going to use the Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken at some point.

@Mark

OOC: Well…I remember you that, to kill a Nazi vampire is almost impossible if you don't have the necessary weapons. Normal firearms are nothing to them.

In the middle of the night, the Letztes Bataillon were on a small hill, watching the building.

Later, Blitz uses a binoculare to see the building and grab the radio

Blitz: Sir! We find a group of Mercs! We are waiting for orders!

NM: Excellent… you know how many humans there in the building?

Blitz: I see five, but one is different, he have a green color in the skin

NM: …

Blitz: Orders sir! ! !

NM: Blitz, you are thirsty?

…
…
…
…

YEEEEESSSSSSSS…

NM: Okay, then… Y̨͜͏̸̢O̴͢͞U̶̧̕͜ ̡̧͜K̨̨̕̕͟N̕҉̶̴Ǫ͟W҉̷ ̴̕͘͞͡W̵̶H̨Á͘T̴̴ ́͘T̸͝O͞͏̵͟ ̕͘D̛͡͠Ǫ̴̨̛͟!͘͜͜͡͝

OOC: Good Night Everyboy

After the conversation with Virgil Sam turns back to the camera feed to notice that Flandre is gone
She's vanished
Mistral: Heat signatures and a large bored hole show she has dug into the earths crust
the camera views pans out covering a much wider area, Mistral switches satellites to a deep earth scanning camera
Mistral: The camera has picked up very faint heat traces, the AI has predicted her direction to be towards us
She's clever, shes getting away from that fight to have some rest but why is she coming here? how does she even know where we are?
Mistral: OctoCamo is active still, even if she is within viewing distance she will have a hard time spotting us, especially since we are submerged a few hundred feet down too, visibility is low down here
She's going to attack us, she truly has changed….
Outer Haven rocks gently by the new vents but is felt throughout the ship
Mistral: I believe that is more volcanic vents appearing
She must be causing this, increase speed to maximum and ready the UG's we need to keep our distance.
Also that rail gun
Mistral: It requires a a rail replacement
Have maintenance swap them as quick as possible, we need to be prepared
Outer Haven, now at a higher speed, continues racing away from Flandre

OOC: Last post for tonight guys cya tommorow

OOC: G'night, Sam.

OOC: Goodnight sam.

Vergil: what did i just say to you sam. she is not the little girl you knew anymore. she is dead and has been reborn as this creature.

vergil notices a giant blip on the onscreen radar
look! she already knows our location.
Sam, bring this ship to the surface. there is no point in hiding anymore. i can fight her on the roof while you people provide me with support.

he points his sword directly at sam

i dont think you want you to make me repeat myself on the consequences.

OOC: gnight sam.

OOC: Gyah, sorry Natsuru. I accidentally left that typo in. It was just supposed to be one mouth and one beam, but I just realized that mistake now. I was busy when I wrote this, and had stuff going on around me so I didn't notice… Sorry. I also meant "recuperating," and not "re-cooperating". Sorry about that, I just wanted to make things clear.

Renegade finds himself in a chamber of some sort, empty and floating above a cloud of purple haze

Renegade: Where… where am I?
looks around, nothing but a chair and the haze, sits down, depressed

Renegade: F*ck this place… just a bunch of demons here that want to kill everything.
gets up, looks down at haze, not seeing the bottom
Renegade: So long… and f*ck this world…
jumps off the platform, falls into haze

…
OOC: Come on, people! Let's continue posting! I'm on a plane to the States, and I'm bored as hell!

OOC: okay, since eggman isnt here and sam just left, im pretty much useless. so im calling it a night. i also be away for most of the day tommorow since its saturday. ill try and stay connected via phone.

so any way, good night all

OOC: G'night Rambo.
D'aww, that's cute.
I think there aren't many people here.

Suddenly a Masked man appears in front of the devilish Nightmare Medic. He is carrying some sort of capsule.

???: You must be the Medic, the leader of the army of darkness I presume. You are free to kill me but first, allow me to talk. According to our sources, your army will try to eliminate every human that has the ability to breathe in this world, but with the weakness of every vampire, this is quite a far dream you have…That's when us..The Order of the Ballon come in..

What I have here, is the key of the door that will lead you to victory. This is a Nerve Agent, quite popular since we used it on humans from another planet…causing the famous Reptile armageddon. Luckily our scientists managed to make it compatible..for the undead..

(OOC: Everyone remembers the whole lizard thing right?)
It won't make you a reptile, but It will boost your reflexes, far-more strenght and every one of your senses.
This is nothing but a gift..provided you kill them Medic…Kill them all…

The masked man dissapears, leaving the formula at the hands of the Nightmare Medic. Only the dead can feel peace from this evil.

OOC: @Asura, Captain Spark, Medic, Zarathh
WTF? WHY IS EVERYONE WORKING AGAINST ME, CAPTAIN FALCON, AND SAM? ARE WE THE ONLY "GOOD" GUYS HERE?

OOC: The only response I can provide to you is this song.

You're also forgetting about Natsuru as being a good guy, and Robotnik (sort of).

@Mark
Cheston and Foster are good guys too…still waiting for the damn Asura' barrier to dissapear

OOC: @ Zarathh
Robotnik is against me and, to an extent, Sam, I believe. It would probably be easier if we had another faction and character chart of some kind.
SAM!!!

No, not you!

No, not you either!

Oh, for the love of… Jetstream Sam…

Could you please make another flow chart for factions and characters? It would be a really big help.

OOC: Desperado left Robotnik's service ever since Alternate Earth was blown up, and yes that would be very nice.

OOC: Come on Sam! We need a Chart for Factions? I don't know what to do with the Nerve Agent. I like so much my Army of Darkness (undead and Vampires) but… lizards? Ugh, I need another advice…

riseing above the clounds, I hear the sound of a massive energy beam comeing from below me

Oh Shi-!

Stopping my upward advance, I take a sharp turn to the right and fly out of the way of the massive laser, taking a moment to raspberry down below and keep flying upwards. A massive shadow is cast over me as I resume my incantation…

OOC: Just a small question..
DO PEOPLE READ MY POSTS? I mean seriously, I put every damn detail in every post I leave here.
Read again doc, It clearly says "IT WON'T TURN YOU INTO A REPTILE"
I think I will just put it in Cosby terms from now on.

This formulleppity won't zippity zoop your bunch of baddies into lizards!

OOC: I assume I alone am responsible for your 'giving' us a chance – my characters are so weak in comparison that you've almost killed one of them in just one good attack!

I-If only they had developed a water elemental healing spell… owwww….
*Tardises really does not look good right now. Knowing that some would be able to see it, OYH just raises its left arm and extends it as far as it can.

What I want is an explanation of what the hell that… THING was! … Hey, where's the aquamancer?
"I don't know. I think we'd best take thsi opportunity to recover."

Mister Foster: I feel stupi-
*Cheston: SHH! Follow the script! Ahem…I just came across the weirdest madness-driven villian fellas. He was into some red power yahoo and he thought he could just kill the Doctor Egg. So I went up to him and told him "Mister, my name is Cheston and I don't like robots too. But if you keep acting like a jackass then I'm going to shot your ass down."
Mister Foster: Erm..(Reads the script) Yeah, yeah Cheston. We all know how much you love tommy guns and bananas. But did you know 'about the whole Delete-the-world thing? Darn as if the Ballon Master isn't enough, some guy tried to delete the world once..Wouldn't be surprised if he does it again. Hey Cheston, could you delete the world?
Cheston: No Foster, I will not delete the god-dang-world.
SWATbot-511: ….
Cheston: DARN IT! Why can't you robots properly act?
Mister Foster: What kind of idiot programs a robot to act?

Right okay, heres a new faction grid, Its been edited quite a bit to include single entities as faction equivalents, if there is anything wrong with it just say

OOC:
You're amazing, you know that? Thank you very much.
I won't be here all day, folks, so I guess this is goodbye until tomorrow.
Bye!!!

OOC: Missing Ken & Asura's Wrath Asura.

I considered them to be part of the Passione faction seeing as there acting as a collective with the same goal. The reason Asura and The Black Beast are independent is because they are individuals being attacked by many factions