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Fine I'm dead. I was hoping for a last second save or something. I bleed to death. Happy Mike.

OOC: Well, rather than try to be a hero like you said, you somehow escape. Seriously, that's low… even for Mike the murderer! Of course you had to be put down.
Mike… next pull.

OOC: @Chowz good boy
BIC:
Okay then. We'll see if I live, or get my mistermind blown out
takes the gun, trembling, places it against head

On 3,
One…
Two…
pulls trigger while yelling loud
THREEEEE!

click
Mark: Next…
passes gun to Derpson

sighs
Phew
nervous laugh

This is starting to get boring.
Wait, never was fun from the beginning…
pulls trigger

Derpson falls over to the side, head bleeding out
Mark: Well… looks like he lost.
Mike nods
Mike: Is it my time to leave?
Mark: Yeah… just make sure you leave quickly… I need to fill out this report. Tell me, though, how you killed everyone here…
Mike: Another time, inspector. Another time…
stands up, casually walks away

OOC: View my next post for the ending…

RIP
Derpson
Do women even fart?

Ending:
One year later…

Mark heads home one day, and finds his front door busted open. He rushes inside, and finds his family tied up in chairs.
Mark: Lyra (P.S. Don't judge me!!!)… who did this?
nudges to side, Mark looks towards it, and sees Mike, sitting casually, drinking from a glass
Mike: I told you another time…
Mark: Did you not learn anything from then?
Mike: No… not enough to satisfy me… not until you do one last thing for me…
Mark: And what is that?
Mike: The game… you always won somehow… and I want to know how.
Mark turns to Mike
Why, though? And how did you pull off the murders so easy?
Mike: Remember how you were there before, and you escaped before I did? I got to work on an escape plan. But rather than risk my life, I'd take everyone else's. Falcon was the easiest… everyone disliked his war rants. When the lights went out the first time, I strangled him. Then when we went for the power, everyone rushed forward as a perfect distraction for Vlad, where I impaled Jace with the pipe and shocked him. When the candles turned on, I used the gasoline from Weasel's stupid plane to light Ivan on fire… I am a master in pyrotechnics. Then I asked you for a pen to work on a project.
shows bloodstained pen, after one year rusted and worn
I killed Spark… but someone had already cut out his tongue somehow. Probably Iran. Then came Marmot, who I had to stab through the forehead before we left to the storage box. That's where everyone got separated, and you were locked in the padded room.
Serious, that young kid, got poisoned after I told him to go in there because "the aliens would get him…" I tied everyone else, including myself, to electric chairs in the hopes you came. You unfortunately killed Alejandro by pulling the wrong switch, but freed the rest of us. I locked Vlad in the office, but he somehow escaped. That's why I installed bombs inside each patient, Iran, and Vlad. He booked the wrong flight, to say the least.
Robotnik was easy… I used the pen again. But then the next day, I made a mistake. Unfortunately, I accidentally kill Digoxin, with my intended victim being Level4. I lost a bandmate… and so Level4 lost his arm in the process. Weasel was easy to kill… I pulled him from underneath, and his propeller finished him off. Chowz… that freak… he was supposed to die in that first explosion, but I blew him up with the bomb inside him. Then I shot you with the tranquilizer you gave me, killed Iran, took your revolver, and practiced my Roulette Skills with Derpson. Now that you're here, how about one final game? Show me how you always won…
Mark nods, loads the magnum with one more round, spins the cylinder, and closes it
Mark: Go…
hands gun to Mike
Mike pulls the trigger, clicks, hands gun to Mark
Mike: Tell me how you always won, so if I ever get trapped again… I can get out easy…
Mark: Do you really want to know?
pulls trigger, click, hands gun to Mike
Mike nods, pulls trigger, click, hands gun to Mark
Mark: Well…
lowers gun from head
I always had the loaded gun…
aims at Mike and fires bullet into forehead, who falls back, dead
Mark: Like I said… there's always one loser… the one who stays in this world… the partridge in the pear tree.
Mark stands up, holsters gun, and walks to the kitchen to his wife and kids, untying them
Mark: The man's dead…
Lyra: What? He's dead?
Mark: Yeah…
Lyra: You are either a fool or extremely bold to take on someone like that…
Mark: I am…
Lyra: A fool? Or bold?
Mark: No… Someone like that… someone like that.
heads into library, pulls out "A Partridge In A Pear Tree", and begins writing again after years.
Mark: Yep, Mike… a partridge in a pear tree…

Credits roll

So, I die too

Well, I hope my project had some success, after I escaped that place.
Anyway, this was a nice thread, I enjoyed playing this, and you were great at telling the story.

BTW:
Here is another ending/credits song:

Then I asked you for a pen to work on a project.
shows bloodstained pen, after one year rusted and worn

Told ye.

GG, guize.

OOC: Thanks very much for participating in it… everyone. I'm glad all of you took the time to dive in, create characters, and actually participate in this. Unfortunately, it's the end of this thread, but just know I had fun with all of you! See you all on the forums!

Suitable Credit Music:

I hope one day there will be another one of these, right now I am gonna work on a new profile, this one's old and dead.

Can I write a screenplay for a movie based on this?

I thinks it's the 50th time I say this, but GG