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I used to have sex with cars but got sick of it.

I despise mlp, but got hooked on Jewel Pet…

I miss Herculoon.

I'm Batman.

I'm actually a furry.

This is the best confession ever. Someone need to screencap this and keep it above our fire place.

You all smell like Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

…no, wait…

Well an actual confession is that I kinda like RWBY. I know its so Generic you might as well call most anime but in 3D, and the animation is sometimes poor but i just ended watching it and it keeps me interested. I'm not obsessed over it or anything and I know it's not bad and really anything to confess you enjoy and the internet doesn't like (CoD or Superman IV along the lines of people think it's bad). But it's a good way saying i enjoy without just randomly bringing it up.

I've read every issue of Jack.

…

And thoroughly enjoyed it.

I am a whore.

…

for Karma.

If I had the budget, I'd definitely eat Taco Bell at least twice a day.
I cannot remember the last time I wore something decent in public. Ever since college ended (and even before then) I've worn my robe everywhere I go in public.
Despite being a brony and enjoying the first three seasons, I really couldn't care less about season 4.
I'd suck a dick to become an Image Moderator on this site.

I had a threesome with 2 guys last night.

I can confirm this.

I can also confirm this.

It's funny because I'm almost certain he's serious.

Stupid, sexy BSOD.

I'm only a furry for the porn… and the impossibly large dragon dildos.

Animes have nothing special to me. They are just asian cartoon

Who told you about the mod initiation process?

I enjoyed the animated version of The Hobbit.

@Owens

I'm really not as slutty as I make myself out to be on this forum. But I was serious

@Confessions

I know that Disturbed B probably won't go through with buying a BSOD dakimakura (as mentioned here) but I kinda hope he does.

@Blue Screen

I can just picture everyone in KYM crying, knowing that they don't have a body pillow of you and I have the only one in existence and I sleep with it every night. Just for you, I might seriously do it.

It costs something like 50 bucks for the pillow and printing, so are you sure? I don't want you losing money on luxuries

Isn't that just for the pillow cover though? I mean if I had the cover I could just find a body pillow to go with it for cheap. If I had a good pillow case design, I'd seriously think about it.

I play eroge and watch hentai. Got School Days, Yumina the ethereal, and Demonbane so far. Shits hot bro.

I find R34 ponies errotic.
I've installed pirated indie games. (though I bought most of them afterwards)
I like some dubstep.
I've lived in the same place for 3 yrs and I still don't know the names of my church college group people.
God, what's wrong with me?

@Iso

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me!?

I also find R34 ponies erotic
I have also pirated games that never deserved to be pirated (though I've long since uninstalled them, now I buy everything on Steam)
I also like some dubstep (I'm still a far bigger DnB fan, though)
I've also lived in one place for more than 3 years and never fully got to know everyone at the local church

Either we are more normal than we think, or we are both coincidentally terrible.

Unlike those normal furries up there, i'm into Ferals, I know what your thinking, so lemme go ahead and answer, yes, like that.

I used to be a super anti-brony, until one day I was bored as hell and there's a suggested link on Youtube about some MLP episodes. So I was like what the hell, let's see what it's all about, I won't get addicted to it anyway. Then when I saw Fluttershy squeaks in the first episode, I instantly fell in love with the show.

I also find R34 ponies erotic.

I've only caught five touchdown passes, but I've had like sixty touchdown runs.

I still watch VHS tapes from when I was a kid.

I once tried to run everyone over in a Science Fair in a minivan after a mother ran me over and her kid turned me into a science project.

… I just want to wear a gothic lolita outfit ….. but im faaaaatt and a guy

Well, I have a few confessions of my own, I'll split them up.

KYM General:
I've been uploading rather a lot of images, mostly in the MLP gallery, partially wanting to share them and to keep them but I'm also trying to rush to 100 images so I can get Scrapbooker status and start fixing up tags on images so people will actually be able to search for things properly…
I'd also like to try and earn a custom user title, but that's probably much less attainable for me as a plain old ordinary user (but I'll do those things anyway since I'm not just trying to work for a title).
I'm probably far too preoccupied with making comments on images and entries and seeing how they're rated/replied to.
I get oddly giddy whenever I see someone use an image I uploaded to the gallery.
The hate this site gets makes me uncomfortable, as it's probably my favorite place on the web right now… Doesn't help that most of it sounds like terrible nonsense.

Pony stuff (I've already confessed some of these in the MLP General thread):
I hate a few very people characters (Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Vinyl Scratch and Princess Luna.
I sometimes enjoy the thought of nasty things happening to the characters, including ones I don't hate or even LIKE.
I wish Nightmare Moon was killed in the second episode.
I've sometimes been turned on by Anthro pictures, which bothers me because I stopped being a Furry long ago and never ever want to relapse.
I have a semi-Pony-related fetish (though it's really just a general fetish of mine that stretches into including this).
I still haven't watched a single episode of the show.

There may be more but that's all that jumped into my head right now.

I'm dating my cousin.

@Crash

If you think I'm lying, you sadly do not know me.

@Rene

How long you two been dating?

@Confessions

I watched all seasons of LOST and enjoyed it
I still find some Family Guy episodes funny
I agreed with a lot of South Parks political commentary

One can be solved though hard work and motivation, I am not certain how fat you are but if you aren't obese you can likely lose enough weight within two years to get a correct body type.

The other you can solve with Make Up, Wigs, Hip Tricks, and Pads [knifed]

On topic:

I need to work out as well. Being a 90 pound weakling doesn't feel good.

My crush likes fictional characters over real people. All they talk about is them and how they wish they were real. Even though I told them I like them and they don't know how to deal with a relationship and rather stay friends, I still wish our relationship would go somewhere. Even if it's for the worst, being stuck like in limbo is frustrating.

@nats

90 pounds? Lets see, whats the metric conversion on th…HOLY SHIT!

Dude, you are almost 20kg lighter than me and I'm tiny

I think I might be a sadist.

I'm a lolicon bastard.

I like strong women.

I also like a fictional character. Senjougahara Hitagi

I always wanted to have a hate/love relationship.

I look like justin bieber.

I cried like a baby at the end of Toy Story 3. I also cried a lot at the end of LOTR and Bakemonogatari ;_;

I wish my life were like in an anime; with robots, demons, super powers and all that shit.

I always wanted to be popular.

After finishing an anime I fall in Post-Anime Depressive Syndrome for days, even weeks sometimes.

Deltamelon wrote:

I’ve worn my robe everywhere I go in public

Kurenai wrote:

Even though I told them I like them and they don’t know how to deal with a relationship and rather stay friends

"90 Pound Weakling" was just a phrase my dad used a lot. Yeah, it's an exaggeration when it comes to me (I'm probably in the 115-120lbs/52-54kg range), but I think I still apply.

After finishing an anime I fall in Post-Anime Depressive Syndrome for days, even weeks sometimes.

Happened to me after Death Note and Fullmetal Alchemist.
I think I'm suffering from SnK withdrawal, as well.

I don't even like memes…

I'm here more for the community, fandoms and whatnot

@Loli
Are you my brother or something?
On the topic of actual confessions,
All of what loli said (Minus the beiber look) plus…

I'm a Squenix and Yuri fanboy.

Though I am an atheist, I wish there was some kind of god. It would make science class way easier.

I also wish I had wizard powers.

I own a red mage hat.

I dislike furries even though many of my friends are furries

I also hate humans. There's just too many gosh darn humans…

If it's too personal, I understand but exactly how did that go?

It'll be one year in one week! _

I once mistook a cat turd for a carrot.

I've had around 12 surgeries since I was a baby due to cleft lip and pallete, a birth defect.