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@BSoD:

Having trouble with study?

Lets just say Calculus, Physics, and Computer Organization (aka how processors work) is a hell of a drug. I thought The Calc and Physics would be easy because I did fine in the earlier courses, but even with me staying up on 90% of the homework I've managed to bomb the mid-terms. I guess the few snow days we had before the mid-terms didn't help though, because I completely relaxed and did 0% studying during them. Guess you reap what you sow.

I got too annoyed (not anymore) that i didn't get a editorship on the Marvel page because I felt like I needed to prove i am fan/knowledge about Marvel.

Well, time to get this off my chest…

I'm actually a year younger than I say I am. I've stated that I'm 15 multiple times, but in reality I'm actually 14. I'm afraid that people might think I'm immature and hate me if I say my real age.

^
14, 15. Honestly, makes no difference to me….. Either way you're really young to me. Not that that's a bad thing.

@crusty

Age is irrelevant. Your maturity speaks for itself

Yeah, I just felt kinda overwhelmed that I was one of the youngest people on this site, most of the community is about 16-25 years old.

But really, I agree with BSoD that it's the maturity that counts. Notice how the people that are usually banned on this website are the "le epic trollers lel xD" or the people that post unrelated things in order to shit on shows/video games a lot of people like. When you use a website, you gotta be civil about it, y'know? Doesn't matter if you're 12, 18, or 50 years old.

@crusty:

Oh man, I was ready to make a silly reply, but after reading the last few pages I don't think I can.

Although I've never been clinically diagnosed, my parents and I have figured that I have high functioning autism/aspergers. Not really too sure about the distinction between the two… Regardless, it really only affects me in one area: anxiety. I do very well in school, I have friends and people I talk to in my neighborhood, I have lots of interests and various skills, but it haven't gone anywhere in a car for a few years. Something happened once where I had some sort of bad experience somewhere, and after that I never wanted to go out anywhere. I'm getting closer to getting back out, but I'm used to the status quo. I tend to get nervous about new things and certain kinds of changes, but once I adapt I'm fine. I am homeschooled (I use an online school), but that's not because of any developmental issue; I've been homeschooled from the start and have never been interested in a public high school. I do plan on going to a regular college, though. Personally I think having a bit more flexibility can help a student concentrate and do better work.

@The Illustrious Reggie
I'm the same. I just get so anxious when I go out sometimes. This thing called Rescue Remedy kind of helps with that sort of stuff so you might want to try it out (it's effectiveness seems to vary a lot from person to person though).

And as for my new confessions I feel like getting off my chest:
1) I used to think the beep sounds they put to censor swear words were the swear words themselves so I used to go around making beep sounds thinking I was cursing.
2) I saw Caillou the other day and thought the dad was really hot and now I'm bothered because it's really weird.

I changed my laugh to sound like a girl at school's somehow, and only now did I realize it's kind of annoying sounding when I laugh.

I changed my laugh to sound like a girl at school’s somehow

On purpose?

Also, I got a confession I'll post later.

No matter how shitty the forums get or the site, I'm still going to post in them.

Not really. I thought "oh I like that laugh" and then I started doing it subconsciously.

>Woke up in the middle of the night, needing to piss.
>Didn't want to wake flatmate who's bedroom is right next to bathroom. Didn't want to leave room in general either.
>Notice the bedroom window is waist height and leads out into the garden. Not a soul to be seen outside in the pitch blackness of 4am
>Do I dare piss out the window?
>Leaned against the window frame, stuck it out, released. Trying not to get anything on windowsill. So far so good.
>Felt something tickle my belly. Scratched area. Discovered a thin plastic foreign object between myself and the window frame. Can't see what it is in darkness
>Foreign object began quickly traversing my stomach
>Foreign object is quickly traversing my stomach!
>OH JEEZ HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!
>Hit the piss shutoff valve. Jumped back as quickly as possible. Arms flail all around my body desperately trying to knock this fucking thing off me. Felt it knock to the ground
>I slam the lights. It's a cockroach. A giant fucking cockroach about 3.5cm long. And it touched me! IT TOUCHED MEEEE. Good thing I already emptied bladder or else would have pissed myself
>Find nearest hard solid object
>Angrily devastate this pestilent urination interrupting motherfucker with hard solid object with the fury of a thousands suns until its body is a mutilated corpse.
>Dispose corpse
>Notice piss had gone all over window while flailing. Cleaned piss off window with toilet paper conveniently left in bedroom
>Returned to bed, feeling absolutely traumatized and cradled pillow in sheer terror of what just happened
>Vow never to do that again.

The voice I use everyday is not my actual voice. I use this voice so that I can talk to people and seem friendly:

Record music and voice >>

This, on the other hand, is my actual voice, which is somewhat slow and moody:

Record music with Vocaroo >>

I don't really like my actual voice, so I use the other voice so I can talk to people with out seeming foreboding towards them. The weird thing is, as time goes on, my fake voice is becoming easier to use while my natural voice is becoming a strain.

@BSoD that's the most horrifying thing I've read in a long time. A roach has never touched me, but just seeing one of them from a distance scares me more than anything else. I always piss around midnight before I go to bed… and I always turn the light on and check every corner of the bathroom before I go. Because if I see one of those demons while the river is flowing, there'll be more than a dead bug to clean up. (And I always spray them with Raid. Too much of a pussy/grossed out to squash them)

Me and roaches:
Roach staying still: Cool
Roach running around: Cool
Roach running towards me: Roach meets slipper
Roach flying towards me: KYAAAA! KILL IT, THIS HORRIBLE CREATURE OF SHEER MONSTROSITY, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

> I was supposed to be born mentally disabled due to Hydrocephalus.

> I almost died of lead poisoning at the age of 2.

> I never learned how to ride a bicycle with no handlebars.

> I have never beaten a Pokemon game

> My birthday lands on the same date in which Michael Jackson was pronounced dead. No one wishes me Happy Birthday anymore.

I start arguments on purpose in DeviantArt to see the retards running their mouths.

I don't know if i said this before, but I'm obsessed with cuteness. Especially when it's from Japan and I'm a male.

I do not celebrate birthdays.

I like the Star Wars Prequels(except 1, that one is fucking awful except pod racing and the kick ass dual sided lightsaber! My favorite lightsaber is a dual sided purple lightsaber!)

I have the urge to downvote all these posts for no reason at all.

We need the bathtub barracuda from Courage the Cowardly dog in here.

Time to get this off my chest: I don't listen to "normal music", but rather video game music. v_v When I told my parents, I didn't expect them to flip out like they did.

I own a few pets.

Five dogs, a kitten, a tarantula, a ferret, and a hamster. At one point, I've imagined all of them to be extremely erotic (Don't ask why, I really have no clue). I've drawn each of them, anthrofied and all, and have even pleasured myself to those drawings. After doing so, I avoid being around my pets for a good while until I'm over it, then I lock the artwork in a safe.

I'm honestly afraid that one of these days, I'm gonna end up doing something that I will surely regret and that will make me feel terrible for the rest of my life.

My last post I mentioned how I'm into S&M
This might be a little cringy. When I was younger, as in, when I started jacking off, I would sometimes put a textbook between my knees and let I drop on my balls. It obvoiusly hurt, but It would turn me on, still does… But I don't use the same method. I also fantasize about being stabbed. I'm kinda weird.

I know how you feel.

I wish to confess that I feel I have either some sort of social phobia or anxiety and that I want to solve it because it feels like it hinders my relationships with other people but I don't know how to solve it and I'm too afraid to talk to my parents.

I've never beaten any legit video game.
EVER.

I decided to start making contracts with human males. Not because it was a rule change or part of my job, but when they became magical, they're really cute, and typically look adorable no matter what they wear. They assume I have no emotions, but I use that as an excuse to follow them around all the time and even sleep in their house.