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My second year of high school was the first time I met women that I could call real friends

@ Blue Screen
His name is Shank. And there's two of him.

I play with my right boob everyday in the hopes that it will grow as big as my left.

I hate using urinals. It doesn't feel private enough for me, even when there are those metal walls around it. It's even worse when someone is there beside you and you get paranoid they're gonna just glance over and watch you pee. And that's not even getting into when there aren't any metal walls at all. It's like you're showing off your "thing" for everyone to see.

Me + Caffeine + Lack of Sleep = An extremely loopy Emerson Grey.

I some times check on a post 3 or 4 times to see if it got any karma. XD

i enjoy crossdressing
i don't get to do it due to fear of social repercussion tho

I actually listen and enjoy to this kind of music:

But I find it disturbing for my community.

Oh, speaking of music, I might have a confession regarding that:

I don't listen to "real" music. At all. I listen to solely video game OST, and mostly that's bullet hell shoot 'em up OST.

That's fine, bro.
I listen to Sword Art Online OST all the time.
Halo has a great orchestra, as well.

I'm incredibly picky and opinionated about the media I take in, but I often don't like to be, because I feel like I can't relate to people often when discussing tv shows and movies and games and the like, and because I feel like I ruin other people's good time when I don't like something that they do.

I don't like how Doctor Who is popular in the US.

If it's any consolation, 'real music' doesn't exist. There's no definition that says it has to be what you hear on the radio. Whatever is music to your ears is music to your ears

This is evidenced by numerous music threads we have had where we'd go an entire page without posting any conventional music at all. We've got lots of people with really unique tastes

I feel like that I'm losing something that meant the entire world to me. The Jff was a place for me to unwind and get to know and love everyone. Now all I do is work work work, and I'm getting left behind. Everyone used to know what my title meant for it's Ironic purposes. Now I have to explain almost every single time that it's a custom. Sure it means that real is taking over, but I don't want it to completely move aside my love for this place.

Sure it's silly to love KYM blindly, and over look it's faults and people, especially the people. It's just that I have faith in humanity more than most people. I've made a good amount of friends during my time here, and yes I truly consider all who read this my friend. Even you two Cale, and Kurenai. (We should talk more) There is a goal that I have, to tear down barriers of prejudice between the users of the site. No one should be disliked just because they have an unpopular opinion, or just rub people the wrong way. The people who say they hate or don't like this are simply looking for attention, yes hypocritical you may call me.

Sure I may have rubbed people the wrong way myself, but people can't help being themselves at time. I may not be the smartest person around, but I do have a decent sized heart, and at least 85% of the time willing to lend a hand.

Yes I understand that I have had childish streaks in the past, and over and over I do apologize. I tend to do something to gain the attention of the people I am fond of, and yes I am fond of everyone here. I may come off as self-righteous, and egotistical, and competitive, but I do it for you guys, most of the time. (The other times is because I am egotistical)

So lets be friends everyone.

Well, I've done some things I'm not proud of.

I like the feeling of slightly burning my tounge on hot drinks.

Srsly.

I like playing Transformice…

I constantly think of ways to dismember someone with a sword. (Thank god for Metal Gear Rising giving me a way to do that legally)

I was formely from 9GAG, but left after realizing that the community has degraded to such a degree over the years compared to when i first joined.

All i can say is that i'm very grateful to have discovered KYM :)

@That Guy on The Internet

I was formerly from 4chan, but left after realizing how F'd up I would be if I stayed there any longer. That and my friends were constantly telling me to gtfo /b/. (They still do to this day. lol.)
I still visit from time to time, but not for more than a couple of hours in a month. lol.

I'm into a little girl's show
>inb4 ponies
Wrong!
I'm into the animation and humor of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, and since this show has absolutely no presence online I find myself in the same position as when I found out about mlp before finding out about the fandom: questioning my damn self why I like a little girl's show so much.

I'm in a serious relationship and I get recurring dreams where I'm intimate with my other attractive female friends. I love my SO and I really don't know why I'm getting these sort of dreams.

After I found out Ellen Page was gay, I got a dream that night where she replaced my penis with a vagina. She said "I don't need this anymore" and disappeared the shemale being that she became then and there. I actually felt fond of what she has given me and masturbated myself by playing with my clit and inserting a finger in there from time to time.

Believe me or not, I never played any Pokemon game in my life.
Hell to this day I never had a videogame console, only my PC and my Laptop.

@Elma

That's not so shocking, neither did I

My parents figured that the family 286 with Commander Keen installed was all the virtual entertainment I needed so they strictly denied my many pleas to obtain a Super Nintendo like all the other kids. I grew up not once owning a console or gameboy so I never got a chance. Especially since I spent all my own money on more PC games

^Well I'm glad I'm not the only one, and considering is happening a big deal with that Twitch probably I should one day start to play a Pokemon game.

@ BSOD-senpai and Elma-senpai

I thought I'm not the only one. My only source of entertainment back then was pencil and paper and a decent laptop with no internet. Although somehow I managed to get into my classmates videogame conversation with a lot of internet research, but I never experienced handling a videogame controller. My father also brainwashed me to thinking that an emulator is all I needed.

I always try to be very polite, calm, and collected when I'm posting online, and even when gaming. I also try to think thoroughly what I say, and how I say it, especially if I have to say something negative to someone.

But IRL, I'm known for being random, spontaneous, and pretty damn immature when it comes to humour. It's like I act 10 years younger than I actually am, and I just never seem to grow up. So whenever I'm feeling comfortable, my manners are out the window.

So if I happen to crack a joke on your expense, that just means I like you, so try to take it as a compliment.

I guess I'm pretty much the opposite of many people who post online.

I can be a complete asshole to people, and some of the time I don't even try to be.

I had sex with my elder sister (both adults).
The confession is that I want to do it again. And again.

I am so lonely…

I read all of Bob's (HolyCrapItsBob) posts in Brain's (Pinky and The Brain) voice. No idea why.

That may be the best thing I've ever read.

I'm doing this from now on

I confess i want to necro this

I confess that last Pancake day I didn't have pancakes and didn't do lent.

Guys, remember when I said that I got a girlfriend on the other thread? Well, I lied. I don't even know how to interact with women.

I like Manfred Mann's version of "Blinded By The Light". The vocals are terrible and it's so overplayed on classic rock radio, but that keyboard riff is one heck of an ear worm!

This may ENRAGED people, I used to be a Neo-Nazi

I'm a huge Drake fan. I've downloaded all of the mixtapes he's released so far and his three studio albums .

Me too….

I'm not really good at interacting with people in real life.

Yesterday sucked.

I looked like a fool at work due to a whole bunch of tremendous technical problems that I could have avoided, I went through a whole bunch of drama dealing clients because my software wasn't working for them and I even ended up visiting them in person to deal with their Microsoft Outlook configuration. This reflected badly on myself and the business I work for. I got hardly any real work done because I was caught up with bullshit I could have prevented. As the only person with any real technical expertise in my business, I failed them.

And then I come home and look like a fool in front of all you guys as well.

My work stress made me snap at the Thread Simulator thread. I upset Neonwabbit and broke his heart which gave me a horrible, horrible guilt trip. I think I annoyed Alex as well with even more thoughtless remarks. I also totally failed as a mod when I didn't notice an obvious sockpuppet.

And above all that, I didn't get a chance to have any free time to myself and I burned my dinner

Against my own financial wisdom I really did go out and buy a bunch of alcohol even though it was out of budget.

I drank myself to sleep. I downed several bottles of cider, rum and bourbon and did nothing for the rest of the night.

You're not the only one, except I also tend to be a teensy bit temperamental IRL.

I confess that I have a small fear of things crawling into my ear when I'm asleep.

I want to hug everyone in this thread.
I don't like confrontations.
When I'm scolded, I get mad with myself, and my parents think I'm mad at them; and I just don't tell them.
When I see other people's successes, it gets me slightly depressed.
I could spend a week inside a building as long as I had videogames or internet.

I have a huge S&M fetish. I go both ways, I like pain and I like to cause pain. I can't really live out my fantasies as I've never been in a relationship where I could. I love the dentist, especially when they scrape and drill my teeth. I love getting facials( sounds fruity, but they can hurt like a motherfucker), I always ask for the strongest massage and no matter how much it hurts, I have yet to ask them to ease up. It's not just a sexual thing though, it just makes me feel good, so it's not like I'm poping erections while getting massaged.

Dac wrote:

I like pain and I like to cause pain.

You are (not) alone.

@BSoD

Take a few days and try to recover your sanity.

We all have bad days.

@BSoD

Don't let it make ya blue, Blue! Just remember:

1) You fixed your mistakes. Something your clients couldn't have done and needed your help for. Hell, even if I was sold broken software, I'd be impressed if someone actually came IN PERSON to fix it. Hell, shame on them if they weren't impressed.

2) "You are the ONLY person with any real technical expertise in your business." That says they value you. If they don't, they're fools. If you can fix a problem, even if it could have been prevented, you are doing your job. (Even though I don't really know what your job is, but almost 99% of IT work is fixing problems.) Almost half of the bugs in Windows, Linux, and any other software COULD have been prevented, but it takes actual real world testing to find them.

Chin up mate. You made it through the day didn't you? You didn't get fired did you? Good. You've had a successful day. Now I'm going to assume that's the alcohol in you talking and hope you have aspirin on hand for the morning. lol.

@confessions: Mid-terms came out and I should be the one downing bottles of cider. I had only two, but managed to make an 'F' on both (one I was absolutely sure I wouldn't make less than an 80 on). I have another test on Monday, but I still have to finish a project for one class (due tomorrow) and a I still have outstanding projects due for the same class and in the next 5 days study time will be limited. If I don't finish them, I automatically receive an 'F' in the class. Good thing I know VHDL so well. [/sarcasm] (This is not at all what I signed up for…) =/

@Cute

Now I’m going to assume that’s the alcohol in you talking and hope you have aspirin on hand for the morning. lol.

Oh, that wasn't the alcohol talking. Just me being really hard on myself for my mistakes. I had already gotten myself completely hammered and sobered up before I wrote that.

I live to please. Which means I also I hate wrecking days for people. And when I do, I don't forgive myself. Which makes me say stuff like that

But thank you. It means a lot to hear you say that.

Also don't worry about the hangover. I don't take aspirin, I just re-hydrate myself with tons of water before and after going to bed. Makes hangovers no problem for me

Mid-terms came out and I should be the one downing bottles of cider. I had only two, but managed to make an ‘F’ on both (

Having trouble with study?

I'm not the jealous type. I sometimes get jealous when my boyfriend finds other girl cute (not that I don't think he's loyal) but that's about the extent of my jealousy. Except I get extremely jealous when other people on this site are recognized for their art and not me. Like when I saw Muumi get the custom title "community artist" I just really wish I was recognized like that. No offense to you, Muumi, you've been here longer and I love your work as does everyone else on this site. In the end I know my lack of recognition is my own fault. I may be an art student and draw all the time, but I don't bother to post my work online as much as I should. That's a change I am hoping to make soon. I really need to give myself a kick in the ass and actually use social media to my advantage. I'm not going to get known and make a living off of my work if I don't show everyone what I'm making.

^
Best of luck to you senpai~!

Speaking of art, here's a little confession of mine: Envy was my jet fuel to start my quest in drawing anime style stuff. It was back then when I was a freshman 5-6 years ago, when I saw the qualities of each of my classmates, and I found myself lacking of any remarkable ability/skill. Queue the shyness and inability to interact with people normally, then I blamed myself for the reason I am just a plain student with above average IQ, no more, no less.

What really sparked my envy was the presence my classmate who has a natural gift in sketching western cartoons. He's like a towering brick wall that shadows everyone (and he's also a giant to boot!) that almost made me totally inferior to others.

But, through the ever-random Fate, I somehow managed to set the goal to have myself achieve a skill in drawing. I might not be as good as him, so I targeted a goal that is similar to his but still in a different field: anime style.

Today, the envy doesn't linger anymore, and it really makes me want to plant my face to the floor whenever I remember the reason why I went for the skill I want to have. A skill is still a skill though, so no regrets~

^Plus, for what it's worth, Crimson, I'm sure we'd all love to see your work.

Anywho, here's my confession:

My freaking wisdom teeth. My FREAKING. WISDOM TEETH. I know this is a routine surgery for most people and all, but this week has sucked a lot. All four of mine were impacted and had to be removed Monday. Since then, I have been bedridden. I have barely left the house. Sounds great, but for the most part I haven't even had the strength to play my Xbox. I currently take the following medication throughout a day:

1x A.D.D. Med (unrelated to the surgery)
1x Heart Medication (also unrelated)
3x-6x Ibuprofen (regulating pain)
2x-5x Acetaminophen (for pain)
1x-2x Oxycodone (you guessed it-for pain)
PLUS
4x-6x Tums, because all that pain medicine is tearing up my stomach
AND
a mild laxative, because all that calcium from the Tums plus the oxycodone is making me constipated.

It's disgusting, uncomfortable, embarrassing, and painful. Maybe I'm just a wimp, but I've not heard of someone having this much discomfort from this simple a procedure.


This week is also my spring break.

There's this girl I hang out with. We're not a couple, but I tell everyone she's my girlfriend.