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Where would you be now if the internet was never invented?

I'd probably outside showcasing my all-around hilarity to attractive females walking by without their consent.

And because of that I'd probably be in jail.

Thanks internet for keeping me out of jail!

I'd probably be playing some kind of sports, or studying.

Or maybe contributing to society through charity, since I wouldn't have been corrupted by 4chan.

Thank God for the internet.

Thanks internet for making life awesome!

i'd be in school takeing an exam on paper. . .
and not reading this thread. I would be handsom and tan. not homely and pale. I would be sociable. I would be fit, and slim. I blame the internet for everything, yet if I had a choice I would never give it up, never let it down, never turn around and hurt it.
A poem, by Skankin Streetlamps

I would probably be on a date, with a woman making a babby.

Thanks internet for making sure I never have childrens

I'd probably be trying to build the internet.
Maybe I'd get back into chemistry.
Or maybe I'd just play video games.
Thanks to the internet for keeping me from getting bored. Thinternet.

I'd probably… well, I'd probably read more, or play video games more.

Im already sociable, built… I don't know. Not much would really change, except boredom.

Thanks internet, for… helping me not be bored. I dunno, lol

I probably would be in a mental institute.

I'd probably be socializing (i.e. hanging out with friends, doing outdoor stuffs, etc.) and unsocializing (i.e. video gaming, reading, etc.) more often than normal. Also, I probably would be less of a weeaboo/furry/insane person and suffer from lots of boredom.

Thanks internets for balancing my lifestyle and keeping me interested with random things, especially memes!

I'd be doing nothing.
Sleeping.

I would would've probably committed suicide due to the massive amount of emo and scene kids in my town and eventually becoming one of them.
Thanks internet for making sure I stay alive and heterosexual!

I'm pretty social and active. I'd probably just be in a little better shape.

Also, I think I would laugh less.

Thanks, internet, for making me laugh a lot

People will punch me when they realize they're talking to a guy

Thanx internet for anonymous traps >:3

I might have been the one to re-invent it.

Thanks internet for stealing my chance at billions!

I would let out my inner geek; and sit and read, and read and read.
Thanks internet for making sure that I do nothing

i wouldn't know alot of english, because somehow when i started surfing the internet i slowly learned english. I would also be in a better shape and be

normal
thanks internet for fucking up my brain

I'd be sociable and more in touch with reality. However, I'd be very, very miserable.

Plus, I have an eating disorder. Without the internet, I'd probably be dead right now.

Thank you, Dear Internet.

Without the internet, I would HAVE to read my books instead of using Sparknotes.
I would also be more social.

but without the internet, there would be no Know Your Meme!

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

NO.

I would have contributed to society and solved world hunger
thanks internet for giving me something else better to do