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General Spoon wasnt always the man behind the spoon. Like most people, he also has a happy past.
He was a commander of a naval base somewhere i don't know. He had a charming life with a wife and 2 kids. Until… war struck.
The country at war was the Colain Country. There army was superior in strategy. They issued a air strike on the commander's town. His wife and kids were killed in the aftermath. Tho having the lost, they managed to defeat the Colains. Commander Spoon developed a drinking problem years after, causing his mouth to sag around the sides. He was finally ranked up to General 5 years after the war. When October hit, he was invited to the naval birthday ceremony/banquet.
during the banquet, one of the admirals disrespected him by making fun of his hair shorting out. And because of his drinking, he snapped and punched the admiral in the thought. the admiral fell over, droping all his silverware on the ground. General Spoon relised what he did and went to help the admiral, but the admiral went to grab a fork and tried to stab General. Only, he didn't grab a fork, but instead a spoon. The spoon got jammed into his eye to the point where they coudn't remove it. They coud've dont surgery, but the general is scared of surgery due to his exploded lympnode in his arm. So he decided to leave it in. And to this day, General Spoon dosnt aprove of anything.

FUCK YEAH COLGATE!

XD

Tristan magic!
General Spoon wasn't always the way we see him.
He had a house with a white picket fence,a green lawn and lived in a suburbian culdesac.
His life was fairly…Perfect.
He had two darling children,and a wife who loved him more than anything in the world. He and his wife retired early,as he was of high rank in the Military.
His life stayed like this for years…That is,until war.
His country's military had gone rusty with lack of use,and the opposing army had superior strategy and force-especially in the navy. They used superior jets that could carry bombs,cannons and machine guns-as opposed to General spoons country, which were still using outdated planes.
General Spoon's town was bombed,leaving his family burned to a crisp.
Upon hearing the news,The general went mad,becoming a severe alchoholic.
His lips wre always curved onto some bottle or cup-so often that his now permanent scowl became a sag at the ends.
Because of him still retaining his title,even after going AWOL he was inveted to the October banquet.
He was made fun of by the other generals,who had great lives-mocking him for his parted hair,saggy lips and all around strange look.
He snapped, and attacked a group of them.
Obviously,they took none too kindly to this-one of them grabbed a fork to stab him.
Instead,he grabbed a spoon,gouging into one of his eyes becoming permanently lodged.
Nobody knows where he is now,some say he went to the opposing army,some say he simply killed himself.
The truth?
He lives in a small,cold apartment.
He watches tv most days,simply rotting away on his couch.
When he does venture outside,it is to be bitter and cold to the people around him.
Approving of nothing,he continues on.

….GODLIKE