I have something to announce.
Everything in the English language = 4.
Not sure how popular this is, or if anyone knows about it at all, but here it goes. Try and pay attention.
Pick a phrase:
"The cake is a lie" for example.
It has 13 letters.
Thirteen has 8 letters.
eight has 5.
five has 4.
Four has 4.
Try again?
"Mr. Thompson's fantastic adventure"
=twenty-nine
=ten
=three
=five
=four
"Everything equals 4"
=seventeen
=nine
=four
If you use English, it will always come out to four. Always.
If you find something that doesn't equal four, then i will personally give you a back massage.
Once you try it yourself, you will shit brix. I know i did.