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I'm dad.

Dad? I thought you were Salem.

A-Train:

Salem:

I'm dad.

Dad? I thought you were Salem.

p o o p

thats a dad joke right, my dad does that shit all the time, and i know the following shit im about to say is gonna cringe you but

it makes me laugh, even if im 15

whe we were gonna be robbed at knifepoint, my father spouted this line:
"Gee, well this evening took a sharp turn"

Hi I M M O R T A L, I'm Dad.

When a lady refuses to do something:

"Come on, just because you have one, it doesn't mean you need to be a pussy."

this has got to be a dad joke:

Here's a joke about my dad:
I have none…according to cannon

"Why doesn't Jesus like Tea Parties?"

"The last time he went to one, he was the T!"

"The cake is alternative fact"

>tfw joke is at least 5 years old