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Because you're a faggot and that question makes no sense.
Why is the sky blue?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do I love Earl Grey so much I want to have his homosexual troll babies?

You shouled get that checked!
Why is a raven like a wrighting desk?

Because both produce notes, but they always come out flat.

What special ability did Al Capone have?

He could murder you and your entire family out of spite, in the same day he gave the word.
Why is beer so weak in America? I hear of all these exotic brews from Ireland and Mexico that have AT LEAST 8% alch. and I have to work with fucking 3% budweiser. Shit just never went back to normal after the prohibition. Don't ask me if I'm drunk it's pretty obvious.

My brothers birthday is tomorrow, what should I get him?

A dildo and a tube o' lube.

Why would you need that?

Me and my brother are not impressed.

Triforce Slash or Great Ather?

Denny Crane vs. Pheonix Wright

Pheonix FTW! :D
For the end of the earth spell, press CTL, ALT, Delete.

Lol ok.

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Where's Waldo?

I havent a fucking clue.

What is love?

True happiness.

Why does life suck?

Because of The Game.

Did you just lose the game?

Yes but I won the other game.

Do you liek mudkipz?

No.
I LUUUURVE dem!

What's sad about a car with four people in it going over a cliff?

The car gets wrecked.

Can Kids Actually Learn Math And Science With LittleBigPlanet?

Earl Grey, please don't flame other members or use flaming content as an answer. People come and post here for amusement, not for others to insult them.
I know I'm not a mod, but I'm just as concerned if people directed their hatred towards someone else either randomly or 'just as planned'.
I'm gonna need expert advice on this one.

No, because Sackboys can't exist in real life.

Why is Newt Gingrich such a fascist?

I dunno. When I was young there wasn't even HDTV to begin with.
Is squirrel AIDS a serious business?

First of all, good job repeating my last line, secondly, one does not simply tell other people to stuff their mouth with their PINGAS just because he hates others' opinion. This is the Internet. We have freedom of speech, freedom of opinion. You don't get to be Hitler online (although you can still be a Grammar Nazi, yeah) and simply tell other people to STFU.

Yes, billions are made off of it every year.

Why is Facebook called Facebook?

Because it's always a bad idea calling it Facepalm.
Are you guilty?

I don't regret anything if that's what you mean.
Any good reasons to move to Europe?

Russia.

Are we human?

Depends on who's definition you are going by.

When are you expecting?

I'm 12 months pregnant and I still don't care.
Do you go hard on the court?

If the Kool-Aid Man suddenly breaking in was their idea, then yes.
Have you ever been arrested? (If yes, then why?)

No, haven't yet.
Have you ever suddenly shouted "Objection!" in public?

Paraphrase: Everyone is allowed to say what they want, so stop saying what you want.

Yes. XD
Is you evil plot to take over the world?

OBJECTION!
Now I have.
What is the meaning of life?

No, that's my less evil plot. LOL.

42.
You kill a giant enemy crab by hitting its underside for maximum damage;
how do you kill a tiny friendly crab?

Feed it to the Poneys.
Your favorite anime attack. (Can be from a Video Game too)

Getsuga Tensho!
Why wouldn't it stop?

Because Winston needs a bigger hose.

Do you spin right round?

Right round baby right round

Is it possible to accidentally be a hipster?

Yes

But was it REALLY an accident?

Claim it was accidental all you whant, everyone still thinks you where trying to be cool.

Your favorite N64 game?

Gonna have to go with "Elite".

Wait, you did say C64, right?

No, I said C4. (KABOOOM) I mean N64.
Walk in room, see Batman and Robin doing it, What Do?

join them
Why am I so bored?

Because you clearly have nothing intresting to do. Go play some Nintendo or something!

Is Halo overrated?

Halo? Overrated? Maybe.
How about SSBB?