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I don't know what that is, and I'm too lazy to find out.
Is is stupid that I answered for a page get?

Yes, you can go die now.
Do you have a pet? If so, what kind is it?

Why does my computer frequently overheat?

I dunno. Mine overheats whenever I cook up a program. Get it, cook up?
Darn. I need a comedian to help me.

Facebook now uses Enter for inserting comments directly. What say you?

I think it

Whoops, I hit enter. I was going to say it's stupid.

How much longer will this headache last?

Over 9000 hours. You better get some head on, and apply directly to the forehead.

Do you like my lasagna?

It's a bit salty, but overall it's good.

Can you jump though Time and Space?

Is it Friday yet?

I'm afraid so, but that means another episode of MLP FIM!

am I getting paid for this?

No, because once you are in the rabbite hole, you cannot leave the rabbit hole.

Does this doorknob make my but look big?

A "but", being a conjunction, generally isn't thought of as having size other than "three letters long".

In a semi-related note, do you know what the words "pentasyllabic" and "fifteen-lettered" have in common?

They're both in English.

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?

In a cafe drinking tea with Waldo

What wouled happen if Longcat met Monorail Cat?

They would meet at the exact center of everything perpendicular, and the universe would explode.

When you were a young boy, what did your father take you into the city for?

To see Eduard Khil.
Got milk?

Nope.avi

What's she after?

I've got 4-30 shes after me at all times despite the fact I remain female 50% of the time.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

They're yuri fangirls.

Btw, Star Wars.

How do you defeat Airman first?

Master Spark him.

U Leik Lego's?

Lego's what? You seem to have an incomplete sentence there.

Is grammar nazi-ing a lost cause?

HYES! Nobody gives a fuck anyway.

When you pick your first pokemon, what is it usually? (Water, Grass, or Fire?)

Bidoof.

What move is metapod using next!?

Probably investing in engineering, some countries need it.

What is a man?

Everything you're the opposite of. :P

Do you think Ghost Hunters is fake?

The ghosts are real, but the hunters are false.

Do you enjoy hamsterjelly?

Nein.
Who was that guy I just saw outside with a pizza?

Spiderman.

I think im being haunted, what shouled I do?

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I guess?
Call of Duty or Medal of Honor?

Call of Cutie: Blank Ops

Elton John vs. Zoro?

Chuck Norris always wins.
Rock Band or Guitar Hero?

what is BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?

It was the maid, in the diner, with the salami!

Hello, I'm looking for someone. Last name Jack, first name Candle, can you ask around for him for me?

I like that while this was likely posted with bad timing and meant to answer the question two posts previous, it makes an excellent answer for the post above it nonetheless.

@thread:
Use the search box.
I can has cheezburger?

Sure!

What is the degree of epic fail needed for a Captain Picard Facepalm?

If measured in height, the fail has to be taller than all the buildings combined here.
Have you Googled yourself before?

Yes. I found Doctors of Philosophy.

When will Firefly come back?

Whenever you think of Owl City, friend. (or maybe not.)
Are you eating Raisinets now?

Nope.
Where's the TARDIS?

Go straight, turn right at the junc- wait, that's a black hole.
Half empty or half full?

Just half.
How many pants are being worn on the planet right now?

I don't know, ask Vegeta.
Who is Darth Vaders Father?

Whoever his mother slept with.

Why are there two glasses on my table?

You have unlocked some sort of power that allows you to duplicate objects.

Why is "Desu" so overused? It pretty much translates into "Period"

Shut up, it does not translate to period. Obviously u trolling.
want a potato?

Nope.avi

Have you ever seen a dingo, winning at bingo, down by the bay?

Nope. But I have seen a Llama wearning Pajama's.
If people die if they are killed, do people live when they are born?

No, they also die.
Why does T-Pain like auto-tune?

Pres. Obama sounds better with T-Pain

If I slept all the way through Friday, Friday. Can I still party, party?

No, because after Friday is Caturday.
If I call Gabe Newell fat for how long with Episode 3 be delayed?