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Chop?
Do you watch pr0n?

Nowai.

Where the hell is Matt?

England. For the Royal Wedding.

Is there a problem osifer? (Buuurg)

Get the fuck outta here!
What is love?

Truth.

Can you worship a warship?

No, but I can cut a bold heir's bald hair.
Will you refuse to refuse?

Yeah!

You silly cat, why are you using a keyboard? You are a cat, come on, you cannot do that. Why you do that?

Because I can do anything in space.

What the hell am I doing in space anyways?

I dunno, as long as you're in Spaaace.
Falcon Punch! What do?

enjoi punch.
Where do llamas come from?

DeviantArt.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Norris was Chuck Jones?

A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since Chuck Norris is not Chuck Jones.

But if a woodchuck could chuck and Chuck Norris would be Chuck Jones, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Still none. Chuck Norris will never be Chuck Jones.
You've enjoyed the punch yet?

Falcon Kick!

Is Captain Falcon affiliated with Captain Planet?

NO WAI!
What happens if someone combobreaks the Planeteers' call for Captain Planet?

Especially if you want others to STFU so you can flame all you want.

What's the worst animal to discover is living in your attic?

Anything heavy, especially elephants.
You published a short story; some troll said TL, DR. What do?

Give him a link saying its an "awesome" porn video when really its a looping music clip of justin beiber or rebecca black playing over and over with no exit button,forcing him to shut down his computer and restart it :P

What would happen if you breed a unicorn with a Bunchie??

Mental retardation.

How many trolls could a lul troll troll if a lul troll could troll trolls?

What did you give me in your last will and testamate?

a gentileman's hand shake

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

i would have to say Jupiter!
I know a person who knows this guy who this guy who knows this girl who knows this other girl who knows this one dude who knows this other dude who knows this girl who knows this hermaphidite who knows this dude who knows this elephant who knows this pokemon who knows this kid who knows this dude who knows with girl who knows this boy who knows this dudes sister in laws best friends sister's best friends boyfriend….whats his name again i forgot…

Ramirez!
Why did I yell Ramirez?!

Because you've been watching Highlander 2 too much. Either that or the Spoony review.

What should candly floss never be used for?

A zip line.

Donde esta mis pantelones?

ummmm peanut butter?
Is the moon secretly made of cheese?

No. The moon is made out of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Why so british?

I dunno; why so American?

in the words of lady gaga "i was born this way"
can i have some KYM flavored pie please?

That's only for the Staff Members.

What does an for with we and through Russia?

LOLWUT.
LOLWUT?

Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Where is Osamas body?

In some necrophiliacs basement.
Why is the rum gone?

You wouldn't believe me but trust me it was well worth it.
Why am I here and not right there or even over yander?

Because you're glued to the monitor, which is glued to the desk, which is glued to the floor which is lava.
Why is the floor lava?

bc AHHHHH 2012 came earlier then expected!!! lava is seeping up from the ground even where volcanoes arnt!
But seriously does anyone REALLY believe in that whole 2012 crapola??

Yes, dumb asses.

What if the world like, idk did something.

people will start killing each other, and making better posts, and shizz
who rides all the ponies?

Anyone who says FUCK YEA!!!!
What do politicians and diapers have in common?

They are both filled with shit.
Why is this thread still alive?

cause you just posted in it, dumbass
why is ice cream better than a punch to the face?

Depends, is it fruit punch flavored?

If you had a choice between Touhou, and Tf2, which one would you stop from existing in time?

Neither. But if I could blast one of the face of the forums, it would be Touhou.

Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutcher?

Chase Sutter. (Who the eff was that? Btw sorry if you're Chase Sutter and you're SOOO offended.)
Blueberry Surprise! What do?

Dodge + block, counterattack.
 
You are taking your first steps riding your bicycle, to learn to how to ride on a bicycle properly, to eventually ride your bicycle with confidence. A fleet of heavily armed starships from a different galaxy interrupts you by destroying your bicycle. Soon afterwards, using Google Translate™, the aliens explain to you, in somewhat broken English, that they did not mean to fire their LAZOR at all, and the one responsible is now being told how unbelievably stupid skhe (different species, different sexual division and all) was. They also tell you how they came in peace, to observe our planet, just because it is so Goddamn interesting. You are then given the third most awesome bicycle in the Universe as a compensation, and an invitation to the aliens' dinner, where you will try some truly bizarre food from several galaxies.

 
Question: what did I do to have such powerful imagination?

You must be Spongebob.
Patrick's acting like a normal starfish today. WTF went wrong?

Gulf of Mexico oil spill, shit went down and Patrick transformed into a super mutant and lost the retarded gene. You must of missed it.
What the heck is a forum?, and how to you post?

You just did it, sillyhead.
Wololo?

poopy poo!
What would you do if your computer came alive??