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Production will be sped up because he likes it.
How do I stop a Gaben?

One does not simply stop a Gaben.
The Arc de Triomphe turns into a giant revolver! What do?

Withdraw to La Defence, then realize that it's an office building and not a fort, then arm yourself with staple guns.
I believe you have my stapler?

Sorry, I need them to destroy the giant revolver.
Sh*t the gun just fired a giant bullet! Now what do?

Rejoice.

Sauron's forces are already on the move. What do you do?

Hack into the giant revolver's computer and fire at them.
(Ok, enough with the giant revolver, those Reaction Guys wanna see it now.)
Pencil or Pen?

Pen.
Is the Pen Mightier than the Sword?

Yes.
Is Rebecca Black actually Justin Bieber before his sex change?

Nope. She's Michael Jackson, risen from the dead by a Necromancer with the world's worst taste in pop.

Can a cockroach party disco style?

No they can´t. They can only dance to their national anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zv8kiNmb4

cockroaches are edible?

Yes.

Zqfmbg?

fhqwhgads.

Everybody to the limit?

The sky's NO limit!!! 1 !
Did you kung-fu fighting? (Errbody was.)

Fast as lightning, I kung-fu fughting.

MacGyver vs. Bruce Lee!

Chuck Norris says NO!
Was it a little bit frightening?

Gaben stops you.
I just accidentally the world. Wat do?

Give us the order and we'll do as you say, Lord Inglip.
What's your order?

A cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large, orange, drink.

Who's on First?

charlie sheen
If i eat a tumor will it grow inside of me?

Depends on if the tumor was alive when you ate it.
When would Charlie Sheen be not winning (ie I'm LOSING)?

Against Kira.

Who is Kira?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yes.
I am Kira.
And therefore, the God of the new world!

Who is Inglip?

The one true god.

What would happen if you hired private investigators to follow each other?

They would get married.

Know any good songs about Friday?

The Bay City Rollers
What is that one movie with that guy who does that thing and then all kinds of stuff happens?

The That Guy Who Does That Thing and Then All Kinds of Stuff Happens--The Movie.
It's Monday! What do?

Idk, since I am posting the answer on Tuesday.

If anime looked real, would it look like this picture?

Probably not. Something more like this

Season 9 of Red vs Blue was anounced, exited?

Exiting. LOL.
Watchu got there?

3 paper clips, a half-off coupon to subway, and 37 cents.

Who are ye?

Ill give you a hint, my name starts with a "D"

How wouled you prefer to save the earth?
A. A game of Childrens Playing Cards
B. Looking in another castle for your princess
C. Running into the enemy lair screaming your own name as a battle cry.

Nope. D. Just F**KING SAVE IT.
Is Disney too mainstream?

Now it is. Disney's original work was much better.

Why did Domo kill kittens after someone masturbated?

Domo: DOOOMOOOO… DOOOMOOO! Domo…Domo…Domo. (F**king portals, why did I get teleported to a meadow with a kitteh everytime someone touched himself? And I don't kill kittehs, God does.)
If you were Deadpool, what would you do?

Become KYM's mascot for deadpooling invalid and poorly written entries.
I might be going to Japan for an internship sometime next year. Thoughts?

Great. You can make some good money teaching Engrish on the side.

Just keep it as it is.
Are you cool with a moustache?

I don't know. Get me a time machine and I'll find out.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
And has anyone asked this question yet?

Depends on the question in question.
Today's Friday. Will you get down or watch new MLP? (one or the other)

I'll GEDDAN!

How many is 4?

The number of pages in this thread.
Why?

Because yo name is david.
Why dosen't pokemon black&cracker have good new pokemon?

Because they sploded.

Why is everyone stalking me?

Because you are everyone.
There used to be a better question here, where'd it go?

I OMNOMNOMNOM'd them all.
Well?

Go get help lassey!
What does the scouter say about his power level?

It's around four.

Why am I up at 2AM playing Red Orchestra?

So I'm not the only one.
Why is the internet a series of tubes?

So that we can watch this.

Why did Eduard Khil LOL @ you?

I honestly don't know.

What noise does a Shark make when it kicks down a door?