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If its a mac, eat it, its good for you
If its a linux, ride it hard
If its a pc, kill it, it deserves to die

Blind horses or Zombie hands?

Double Dream Feet.
Walmart or Target?

Shop'N'Save

Is it bad that I slept from 5 am to 12 pm?

Yes. Yes I believe it is bad.
What is "OBJECTION!"?

It is a word in the english language, duh!
Whats a google?

Why don'cha Google it?
LOL WTF?

desuddi….desu and puddi combinded!
What would you do if a KYM troll spammed "desuddi" all over the forums?

Eat Suiseiseki.
If you are Suiseiseki, what would you do if a troll wants to eat you.

Eat Suiseiseki.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

zero you just think it takes a lick but your really just doing nothing

Whats a troll?

Its either:
-A douchebag, who asks stupid questions in forums
-A fierce mythological creature that is green and has an oversized nose and ears
In your case its probably the second option

How would a Female Zebra transform into a Male Lion without surgery or magic?

by running into the lions mouth still intact then takes control the lion but walking in its stomach and controling it.

What does the super casual net users ( the ones who go on the net only like 3 days a week for 2 hours at the most, knows nothing of internet memes and culture and only goes FB and email,and rarely a youtube video or two) watch on youtube?

Either:
Porn
Make-up videos
Music videos
Some really viral videos

How about the HARDCORE net users (like those who are online 24/7)?

every viral video out there,every video to do with 4chan and memes and such and proboly anime shows MLP ect
Why did the Nyan cat cross the Milky Way?

To find a toaster.

why does everybody (and I meen everybody) keep asking me if I have a japanese girlfriend, I live in japan at the moment and is this some sort of cultural thing, or are drunk japanese dudes hitting on me?

Because the Giant Death Robots rule.
Paedobear exists. Do people who rape bearcubs exist?

Yes. Pedobear himself is the unfortunate result of a person raping random bearcubs. It's all genetics.
What's that thing breathing behind you?

JASON?! OH SHI-
Why is Pineapple tasty?

Because Apple is tasty.
Why is Jason breathing behind Dane?

so that he can rape him from behind
why is the book made up of pages?

It's a better design than being made without them.
Why do you allow this thread to continue existing without admitting its lame?

Because this thread is AWESOME. Now shut up and eff yourself.
Why do trousers/shorts/pants come in pairs?

bc most of us have 2 legs

If we were to create our own meme for the KYM community what would it be?

Close Eyes, Draw a Batman.

Can Spider-Man teach me how to shot web?

No, because of your grammar.
Why are there questions?

Because there are answers. Answers are to be questioned, and questions are to be answered.
How does Spider-Man shot web if he has good grammar?

by changing the english language

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Because they make you cry.

How can I kick logic out and do the impossibru?

Just derp.
How come I don't see spammers leave KYM alone?

because there PS3s are still down and instead of just getting out of the house they spam all over the internet.
Whats with all these natural disasters lately??

God is playing SimCity4.
Why did Yao Ming laugh like a b*tch?

Because a b*tch laughed like Yao Ming.
How many children could a Pedobear catch is a Pedobear could catch children?

None. I'd kill that f**king bear.
How many trolls can a Troll Troller troll?

48÷2(9+3) will give you your answer.

Why do ponies have to be brought up in EVERY THREAD?

Because the Internet God said… "Let there be ponies!!" thus the pony invasion on the net was born
What would you do….if the Derpy Derpy Derp Derp Monster was chasing you??

Derp back at it.
Your favoutire TV/movie/anime/cartoon character just derped! Why?

Bc in the this episode of (insert cartoon/anime/TV show here) a bug been going around literally a bug that flies around and bites people and causes people to be in a slow zombie like state making them go derp derp derp…and the main character just got bitten.
Why Does spell check sometimes not have the word you are looking for when you spell a word wrong and you dont know how to spell it?? (P.S this is based on real experience)

Because you're just writing some word you invented.

Why are so many people scared of spiders?

Because they don't realise how delicious they are.
Due to air resistance, how long would it take your mother to fall 50m?

2.3 seconds or forever if she screws gravity.
Why do we have carpets?

Because we have cars and we have pets.
How much does 1kg of vegetables sell at Planet Saiyan?

8 bucks.

What is a woman?

A woman is… f**k that, never mind.
What is Snooki doing in there?

to study memes so on the next episode of Jersey Shore she can blurt out random meme phrases ( i dont watch that show at all…but watching well known celeb have the case of internet meme tourettes would be funny:P)
If you can "breed' an M&M and Skittle into one candy would would it taste like and what would we call it??

Tastes like a fat man in a cat suit and I'll call it "Shroomy Rain".
Why can't I be a dancer?

Because I do not want to pay for your dancing lessons.
Why won't I pay for his dancing lessons?

Be you arnt his mother father or keeper and barely know him
Will they ever make real working edible computers?

Never

What color is Clifford the big red dog?

Red, duh.
What colour is the Orange Star faction in Advance Wars?

orange
What color is the double rainbow?