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[Creative] Suiseiseki's Drawing thread

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From the megauploads thread:

My friends, it has often been said that I like the internet. Friends, I like the internet. No, friends, I love the internet!

I love lolcats. I love rage comics. I love copypasta. I love pirates, torrents, I love ddos attacks, and raids.

Internets across image boards, in forums, in comments, in games, in documents, through dial up, on the nets, in the tubes, I love every internet post that can occur upon this web.

I love trolling the kids to tears with pics that thunder across the front pages of reddit.

My heart leaps with joy whenever an entry is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed troll comments.

And there is nothing like a moderator using a ban hammer to destroy bad trolls. And the feeling that comes when a noob runs screaming from his blazing thread only to be mowed down by heavy troll comments, is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of users brandish their forum ammo rushing into the troll thread. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a new user trolling over and over into the abandoned replies of a long-dead thread.

The sight of dickwads being banned from a general forum is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by trolls dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they’re banned by ever efficent moderators!
When a band of pitiful furries makes their final stands with nothing but self-drawn pronz, only to have their thread smashed to bytes post by post by 4.8 ton banhammers, I’m in ecstasy.

I love it when my threads are locked by a vigilant admin. It’s so sad to see posts and images that were supposed to be good, being bumped to oblivion, their posters and commenters being kicked, and banned.

I love to be partyvanned by the members of the British and American governments. The humiliation, as my anons crawl around like newfags, ducking the sage flying overhead.

Gentlemen… All I ask for is the internet, an internet so grand as to make 4Chan itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow anons, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further internet as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, troll infested internet? An internet whose fury is built with gore, and boobs, and anime? Do you ask for the internet to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even SOPA to censor, on this interwebs!?"

Very well. Then internet is what you shall have. We are a clenched anus, ready to strike down all who violate us, with our might. But.. After enduring over half a century wallowing in the 404, for us, a simple “ordinary” internet will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE interent! An internet beyond any other that man’s history has ever known!

We are but a single organization.. The forever alone, censored userbase numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you oldfags is worth a thousand of their candyass newfags! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one mods! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent our threads screaming into post page 15, and who now lie AFK. Let’s troll them out of here by the anus, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in lulz. We will remind them of the anger our comments make in their threads. We will remind them, that there are more things between Wikipedia and 4Chan than are dreamt of in their forums.

Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand anons will burn these websitest down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, SOPA’s charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite series of tubes. Back to our beloved internet!

At last, the cheeto has crossed the database and is being confirmed! Attention gentlefags of KnowYourMeme, this is a message from your Dick tater:

Faggots…let’s bring them 4Chan.

Suiseiseki     wrote:

From the megauploads thread:

My friends, it has often been said that I like the internet. Friends, I like the internet. No, friends, I love the internet!

I love lolcats. I love rage comics. I love copypasta. I love pirates, torrents, I love ddos attacks, and raids.

Internets across image boards, in forums, in comments, in games, in documents, through dial up, on the nets, in the tubes, I love every internet post that can occur upon this web.

I love trolling the kids to tears with pics that thunder across the front pages of reddit.

My heart leaps with joy whenever an entry is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed troll comments.

And there is nothing like a moderator using a ban hammer to destroy bad trolls. And the feeling that comes when a noob runs screaming from his blazing thread only to be mowed down by heavy troll comments, is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of users brandish their forum ammo rushing into the troll thread. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a new user trolling over and over into the abandoned replies of a long-dead thread.

The sight of dickwads being banned from a general forum is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by trolls dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they’re banned by ever efficent moderators!
When a band of pitiful furries makes their final stands with nothing but self-drawn pronz, only to have their thread smashed to bytes post by post by 4.8 ton banhammers, I’m in ecstasy.

I love it when my threads are locked by a vigilant admin. It’s so sad to see posts and images that were supposed to be good, being bumped to oblivion, their posters and commenters being kicked, and banned.

I love to be partyvanned by the members of the British and American governments. The humiliation, as my anons crawl around like newfags, ducking the sage flying overhead.

Gentlemen… All I ask for is the internet, an internet so grand as to make 4Chan itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow anons, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further internet as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, troll infested internet? An internet whose fury is built with gore, and boobs, and anime? Do you ask for the internet to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even SOPA to censor, on this interwebs!?"

Very well. Then internet is what you shall have. We are a clenched anus, ready to strike down all who violate us, with our might. But.. After enduring over half a century wallowing in the 404, for us, a simple “ordinary” internet will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE interent! An internet beyond any other that man’s history has ever known!

We are but a single organization.. The forever alone, censored userbase numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you oldfags is worth a thousand of their candyass newfags! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one mods! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent our threads screaming into post page 15, and who now lie AFK. Let’s troll them out of here by the anus, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in lulz. We will remind them of the anger our comments make in their threads. We will remind them, that there are more things between Wikipedia and 4Chan than are dreamt of in their forums.

Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand anons will burn these websitest down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, SOPA’s charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite series of tubes. Back to our beloved internet!

At last, the cheeto has crossed the database and is being confirmed! Attention gentlefags of KnowYourMeme, this is a message from your Dick tater:

Faggots…let’s bring them 4Chan.

Draw Me and Riyku ku Listening to Klaypex Lights, VVV
But the song forces us to dance to it and as Me And Riyku ku is wondering what the hell is going on, Gamzee wearing earplugs says "I Told you bro, I TOLD YOU about Dubstep".

Last edited Jan 25, 2012 at 06:02PM EST
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