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This is where the magic happens folks.

Once I get the names of the team leaders we will be ready to begin!

EDIT: I've been informed the leaders are Suiseiseki and Syndic.

I'm gonna post the challenges on the user forums and then here.

LET'S DO THIS

Also, don't forget to check the score thread to catch up on the action.

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A © in front of a challenge means it's a competitive challenge that only one team can win.

IRL Challenges

Hilarious Sexism XD Challenge: Make a sandwich (bonus point if you’re a female)

Black Scooby-Doo Character Challenge: Get a picture of a famous landmark (famous constitutes there is a wikipedia page on it)

© Big Stone Challenge: Whichever team finds the biggest stone (with measurements) wins

© Super Fun Ahead Challenge: Make a video of grass growing whichever team has the longest video gets a point, make sure it’s a video and not just a still image.

Whinety-Whine Percent Challenge: Make a we are the 99% parody image

© Jelly? Mirin’? Challenge: Make videos of team members doing push ups whichever team has the most push ups total wins. One video per competitor.

Father Disappointer Challenge: Record a video of any meme dance that has been confirmed in the database (and isn’t mentionned in any other challenges).

Slap Me Do Challenge: Make a video of yourself doing a bad impression at singing a song we give you. Dolly Parton’s I Will Always Love You (popularized by Whitney Houston)

Gulpin Challenge: Take a drink for the team, and another, and another, and another. Just empty an age-appropriate 750ml container of beverage.

Wubwubwut? Challenge: Attempt to dance to Dubstep on video.

© Annie Get Your Gun Challenge: Do something that you think no one on the opposing team can do on video. WARNING: if the opposing team posts a video of one of them doing the same thing, they steal your point for this challenge.

ePlentyofokLavaMatches.com Challenge: Take a Myspace extreme angle shot of yourself with a Duck Face

Late Night Bakin’ Challenge: Record step-by-step through video or pictures, the preparation and consumption of Paula Deen’s English Peas.

Sincerest Form of Flattery Challenge: Cosplay as one of the KYM video hosts past or present.

Grassrootinest, Tootinest, Shootinest Movement Challenge: Post your banner/flag somewhere in your town. Take a picture of it.

If You’re Happy and You Know It Clasper Hands Challenge: Read the entire Life History section on the Shark article of Wikipedia.

Orson Around Challenge: Write a radio drama about KYM. Bonus point if it is acted out. 3 Bonus points if the entire team takes part in it.

Statistically, Dress Like an Anime Girl or Pony Challenge: Cosplay as the avatar you have in the beginning of the contest

Dat Cheeto Challenge: Recreate the KYM Cheeto in real life

© Dat Cheeto Challenge 2: Take a video of yourself eating as many cheetos as you can in one sitting. Most cheetos chomped wins.

Get Down Challenge: Make a correct Get-Dan video of yourself.

Zip Zop, For the Love of God Stop Challenge: Do an impression of Bill Cosby’s reaction to KYM.

PETA, PETA, Pumpkin Eata Challenge: Film your pet doing something cute or funny.

This is Stoffe’s Fault Challenge: Recite the first 30 numbers of π

All Hoop, No Harm Challenge: Make a 3 point shot in your local basketball court.

ALL the Hoop Challenge: Make 50 spins with a hula-hoop without failing.

This Gets My DICK Hard Challenge: Take a Dinner With Waifu picture of your monitor while it has an image of Angel (from MLP) shown on it.

God Tier Swag Challenge: Find a white bunny, attach an A4 paper saying “#SWAG” to the cage. Take a picture of it.

One’s True Love Challenge: Take a picture of yourself in the style of Woman Laughing Alone At Salad or Woman Having Trouble Drinking Water.

Show ‘n’ Shrine Challenge: Make a Captain Blubber shrine.

Giant Sell Out Challenge: Make a Billy Mays or Vince Shlomi type of video explaining us your fantastic product.

#Can’t Contain All These Feels Challenge: Take a picture of yourself having a facial expression like one of the well known ragefaces.

Internet Challenges

© Hat’s All, Folks Challenge: Inter-team TF2 battle if enough people have it and we get a server

Huge Twit Challenge: Have someone famous (wikipedia famous) respond to one of your posts on twitter. Bonus point if they retweet it.

Knark Knark Challenge: Write a 300 word paper on the artistic merits of The Ratboy Genius series.

le Challenge XD: Make the front page of reddit

Internet Badass Challenge: Get banned from a website that isn’t Know Your Meme, 4chan or any 4chan-type of image board.

Dyson Modelling Agency Challenge: Using omegle, chatroulette, etc, get 3 strangers to give your team pictures of their vacuum cleaners, screencap the chatlogs for verification

Deviantarded Challenge: Get a Daily Deviation before the contest is over.

© Dis-I-Like Challenge: Get more thumbs down on a single Youtube comment then the opposing team can.

LeBrony James Challenge: Get something published/featured on Equestria Daily before the competition ends.

© Bumblr Challenge: Post your team’s banner/flag on a teammate’s Tumblr, whichever team gets more notes wins.

© Middle School Intellectual Challenge: Defeat an opposing team member at a game of chess on chess.com

© Canada Games Challenge: Get a higher score than your opponents on Ninja Busboy

© NEIN, gag Challenge: Make the worst rage comic you possibly can for your team and submit it to 9gag. Whichever post gets more smiles wins.

Pitchin’ and Catchin’ ‘em All: Find a Pokemon that doesn’t have a sex act for a definition on UrbanDictionary, write one for it.

j/o on Your Day Off Challenge: Find a hilarious Craiglist classified ad

Patrick Praisey Challenge: Find a little known artist or musician online and give them some positive reinforcement

I’m Tracking You: Make a Tumblr post that gets featured on one of their curated tags

I Find the Smell of Poop Erotic Challenge: Get 50 pairs correct on The Psychologist Game

RICE 2 EAT U LOL Challenge: Donate 100000 grains of rice total for your team on freerice.com

Disabled Honor Challenge: Make a timed screencap of you completing QWOP.

Pony Persecution Challenge: Write to your local political representative about the prosecution bronies face. Be extra Melodramatic.

Meme SAT Challenge: Get at least 75 points on the Meme Quiz, bonus point for a perfect score. (Coming soon, sorry)

ygolohcysP Challenge: Write a negative review of Know Your Meme on any website of your choosing (that isn’t KYM) and take screenshots of the people who defend KYM.

Photo Phag Challenge: Post a picture on your Facebook/Google+/Tumblr/Twitter of you doing one of the popular photo fads.

Doodle, Duh Challenge: Draw your team’s banner/flag on Doodle or Die and post the responses it gets. Bonus point if it is recognized as your team’s banner.

Trophy Husband Challenge: Make a post on a site that isn’t KYM explaining the pleasures of fapping and complete it with a personal experience. Get either 10 positive respones or 3 people sharing their experience (bonus point if both).

Making The Impossible Possible Challenge: Get a derailed thread on 4chan back on topic.

Getting Crafty Challenge: Make a banner for your team on Minecraft. Can be completed on your personal copy or http://minecraftforfree.com/play.php

KYM Challenges

Free Points Challenge: Come up with a name for your team.

Cheap Points Challenge: Give your team a banner/flag.

Practically Giving Points Away Challenge: Decide what you want your team’s title to be if you win and what you want your opponent’s loser title will be.

They’re Doing Something Challenge: Find your team’s hidden message on KYM with the Goggles tool. But hurry, these are not permanent and we don't know how long they last!

Taking One for the Team Challenge: One user on the team cannot post in the KYM forums for the entire contest. (But they can still PM and contribute to the database)

You Wouldn’t Do This Otherwise Challenge: Make a meme entry and have it confirmed before the end of the competition.

Trends are Your Friends Challenge: Submit a trending image before the competition ends

Show-off Challenge: Reach the front page with something posted/created after the competition started.

Krama Whroe Challenge: Get +20 karma on a post that was made after the competition started

Eorhw Amark Challenge: Get -20 karma on a post that was made after the competition started

Capital PUN-ishment Challenge: Create pun nicknames for the entire opposing team and their team name

op is OP Challenge: Get kicked off #knowyourmeme by an op who is not involved with the competition

Dox Talks Challenge: Find out the following things about your team:

Who is the tallest? Shortest?
Who has been on KYM the longest?
Who lives the farthest away from NYC?
Whose favourite colour is blue?
Whose favourite animal is a wolf?
Who have been outside of their home country?
Who has the biggest shoe size?
Whose favourite movie is an animated film?
Who was done pottery before?
Do more people on your team like hot weather or cold weather?
Who have finished high school?
Do more people on your team like coffee or tea?

© Auto-Plague Challenge: Hide an autoplay somewhere in the forums for at least a week. If the other team doesn’t find it you get a point. If they do, they get the point

Add me in ur fic plz <3 <3 Challenge: Write a fanfic using KYM users of at least 900 words.

tl;dr Challenge: Make a post (OP excluded) in the forums that reaches the character limit (replying to a single user, no random crap, no images/videos)

“Stop Embarrassing Me Mom!” Challenge: Get a parent to make a KYM account and start a thread introducing himself/herself to us. If you’re a parent, get your child to do it.

Goat’s Blood Aficionado Challenge: Screencap the front page when 666 images have been uploaded to the MemeDB that day

Just For.. Umm… Games? Challenge: Think up the stupidest forum game you can possibly imagine and post it in JFF. Get 50 replies from users that aren’t on your team.

Sing a Song of Sus-Pence Challenge: Write out the lyrics for the song of your choice (minimum of 10 lines of song) line by line with your team in a KYM forum thread without ANY interruptions

PIC-in’ Away at It Challenge: As a team, upload 1 relevant image to 100 entries that haven’t been added already.

This Challenge Was Written By Amanda B. Challenge: Use the contact form on KYM to send the staff a message about how much fun you have on KYM.

100 is a Lot of Challenges You Guys Challenge: Submit an idea for a challenge for the opposing team to Captain Blubber. It can be tough, but not impossible. An additional point will be awarded to the other team if they complete it. If they don’t your team gets the point. You have to give the other team at least a week to complete it.

Don’t Forget, You’re Here Forever Challenge: Get a user who hasn’t posted in a year to post again.

The Internet is Forever Challenge: Find 3 embarrassing posts that members of the opposing team have made.

Friendship Is Torture Challenge: Have a team member that is known for disliking My Little Pony to have a MLP related avatar and add “Hardcore Brony” to his nickname until the contest is over. (Avatar has to be positive towards bronies, added nick cannot be altered so that the meaning changes, change has to be made within the first 3 days)

Art Challenges

False Idols Challenge: Spell “I love Captain Blubber” in a creative way. ( I ♥ C B is an acceptable substitute)

Calumny Challenge: Draw a most unflattering portrait of the opposing team’s leader

From Some of the Pixels Challenge: Make something out of 3 photos that you choose and only use those photos

From Some of the Pixels Challenge 2: Here’s an image, leave it intact but add stuff.

From Some of the Pixels Challenge 3: Make a meme overload picture.

© On Commission Challenge: We describe an object poorly. Each team gets 3 tries to get it right. If neither get it right who ever draws closest to it wins.

Description: It loves to have its own fluids flow through its holes.

Siss Boom Bah Challenge: Compose a fight song, bonus point for having the whole team sing it.

Pitching the Fork Challenge: Guess all 36 albums on the album chart successfully. If neither team gets them all whichever team guesses the most right wins. http://i.imgur.com/0jCCA.jpg

Flashback Challenge: Make a meme sculpture

Default KYM Art Challenge Challenge: Draw KYM-tan

Future Nostalgia Item Challenge: Draw or photoshop a Family Portrait for your team

What Jack Candle Couldn’t Challenge: Start and finish a comic on the forums of at least 10 pages (decent size pages and quality)

Remember That Time No One Did This?: Make some Post-it Note Art

It’s Not October Though: Write the creepiest creepypasta you can come up with.

Meme Overload Overload Challenge: Draw a Meme overload image.

Tiny Dancers Challenge: Make a gif in the form of either Caramelldansen or Dance Dance World Revolution

Notable Men of Nantucket Challenge: Write 10 limericks about KYM, memes, users or other internet phenomena.

Go Hard in the Paint.net Challenge: Create a fake mixtape cover for your team. Google mixtape albums for reference.

Ships Ahoy! Challenge: Create an image or write a story (but not both you disgusting animals) of a romantic relationship between the two team leaders.

Did Nazi That Coming Challenge: Make a Hitler Downfall video of Hitler getting his entry deadpooled on KYM.

Why Be You When You Can Be Me? Challenge: Draw a picture in Captain Blubber’s style.

Kindergarten Cop-Out Challenge: Fingerpaint a beautiful image.

The Best of Times, the Worst of Challenges Challenge: Write a 300 word long story about a war between the two teams.

This is the Kind of Challenge You Guys Want, Right? Challenge: Write a 500 word long story and draw a picture of alternate universe KYM.

I Can See Into Forever Challenge: Make a Droste Effect video or gif.

All Your Userbase Are Belong To Us Challenge: Make a rage comic using the staff reacting to the userbase of at least 10 panels.

And that's all the challenges. I can't wait.

This Gets My DICK Hard Challenge: Take a Dinner With Waifu picture of your monitor while it has an image of Angel (from MLP) shown on it.

tl;dr Challenge: Make a post (OP excluded) in the forums that reaches the character limit (replying to a single user, no random crap, no images/videos)

I just wrote one yesterday…..do I get a point? :(

Why Be You When You Can Be Me? Challenge.

Nope, you gotta do during the contest.

So far everyone is doing great.

Patrick Praisey Challenge: Find a little known artist or musician online and give them some positive reinforcement.

I'm the guy with the newest post btw.

Also
op is OP Challenge: Get kicked off #knowyourmeme by an op who is not involved with the competition

and

This Challenge Was Written By Amanda B. Challenge: Use the contact form on KYM to send the staff a message about how much fun you have on KYM.

The Best of Times, the Worst of Challenges Challenge: Write a 300 word long story about a war between the two teams

Syndic V Suiseiseki
The crackle of musketry pleased General Syndic. It’d been a long time since he’d last taken command of an army such as this one. Full of the strongest greatest men, all in uniform and each a master of his own weapon, the Triangle Army was renowned for its immaculate line infantry, and its signature move, the ‘Triangle formation’, which had gotten them out of many a sticky situation.
Their enemy this time was the equally strong Circle Army, which had recently returned from a successful campaign in Squareland. Their artillery was dreaded by every soldier, as the roaring of even the smallest of their guns would make a man quake in his boots. They were lead by Suiseiseki, who was determined to unleash all hell on the Triangle forces before they could get anywhere near his artillery. Positioned on the top of a hill, he knew that this would be a tough battle, as he’d fought the Triangle Army before – and lost an eye in doing so.
“Alright. A little pounding is in order. Artillery, fire!” said General Suiseiseki as he gestured towards the enemy lines. If he could catch them early then the battle would be his. And sure enough, his cannons blasted the Triangle infantrymen limb from limb as they felt their confidence drain away.
Syndic was having none of it. He sent his cavalry along the flanks of his army, with the intent of diverting attention away from the main fray. Syndic and his staff then went to reignite the Triangle Army’s passion, as they rode along from one end to the other shouting words of encouragement. Despite the mud, the rain and the wind, the Triangle Army’s men made it up the hill. By then General Suiseiseki realized that all hope was lost. The small number of infantry men he’d had had failed at holding off the enemy, and now it was every man for himself.

Disabled Honor Challenge: Make a timed screencap of you completing QWOP.

I made an score point!

I'll play one of you in Chess.

I dislike the "Friendship is Torture" challenge.

Internet Badass Challenge:

Poor quality. I apologize.

Tiny Dancers Challenge

#Can't Contain All These Feels Challenge

This is Stoffe’s Fault Challenge: Recite the first 30 numbers of π

I should get extra points for the dick sucking I gave you at the end, CB.

The Best of Times, the Worst of Challenges Challenge: Write a 300 word long story about a war between the two teams

This Victory Is Now A Meme

Thunder roared and lightning arced across the sky. Flames flowed across the gaping craters where users once stood. The burned out husks of the 34th krama cheeto division along with the 2nd brony brigade lay at the base of a blackened hill. Suiseiseki, Grand General of the Internet with her most trusted lieutenants, Aristo and Mister J, gazed upon the still-smoldering battlefield. Despite the multitude of corpses, foul weather, and the acrid smoke the three were all energetic and upbeat. The rival Triangle forces, having retreated to a nearby canyon and after reaching a dead end had set up a defensible camp. The Circles could not simply out-last their foes for they were short on supplies after a recent skirmish nor could they bombard them from a distance due to the location. Their only option would be to attack it directly or surrender. Surrender was not an option.
A direct attack would surely generate a great number of casualties for both sides. To ensure victory the Circles spent two days preparing a battle plan. Scouts kept close watch on the enemy but were careful to not be discovered themselves. Upon the night before the battle the users gave their last kramas and prepared their anuses. When the third day came they set out, not looking back for their fate was only forwards.
The Circles ended up meeting the Triangles at the mouth of the canyon. The Triangles remaining officers assumed that another attack would not come after the recent delay. As the triangles scrambled to ready their downvotes the Circles unleashed their negakramas. In an instant the Triangles lost more than a third of their number. Banhammers fell and the negakramas took a heavy toll but the Circles pressed on regardless. Mister J, set ablaze by the enemy, mercilessly beat down the Triangles with his still flaming limbs. Papaphill, decapitated, charged on as if he lived his entire life without a head. Suiseiseki, taking more than 400 negakramas, stumbled forwards and collapsed as the feet of the enemy leader, Syndic, but not before ensuring his demise with a great, final wave of krama rape.
The others froze at the sight as the battle favored no one. The sight of their leaders fallen was paralyzing. Aristo and Dinner both glanced at one another. They both knew what must be done. They held out their hands. Opened the door. Got on the floor. And they all walked the dinosaur.

The Internet is Forever Challenge:
Aristocatification: Playing GTA San Andreas, sat in a car, a hooker came up to me and asked if I want to have some fun…I was like:“HELL YEAH!”,and as soon as they “started” ",my mom came in… >_<

Gespenst: (P.S. I’m a dude ~desu Unless I changed sex in past few minutes ~desu) [madcat's Note: Desu everything phase.]

Cpt. Douglas J Falcon: That whole thread.

Default KYM Art Challenge

Free Points Challenge:

TEAM DESU

Cheap Points Challenge: Our banner:

Getting Crafty Challenge:

Larger
Patrick Praisey Challenge: Find a little known artist or musician online and give them some positive reinforcement.

"Practically Giving Points Away Challenge: Decide what you want your team’s title to be if you win and what you want your opponent’s loser title will be."

Winning team: "Grand Faggot"
Losing team: "Warcraftnerd"

Ships Ahoy! Challenge

Practically Giving Points Away Challenge:

Winning team: "Alpha as F**k"
Losing team: "RandomMan's Bitches"

Capital PUN-ishment Challenge: Create pun nicknames for the entire opposing team and their team name

Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit- Pedophilia
Mister J- Token Furry
Gespenst Pikachu- Ash's Bitch
papaphill- The Headless Horseman
Eridan Ampora- wwhite science
Brucker- The Man with Many Names
ArdentGamer- Vidya gaemer
Drpepperfan- Cola lover
opspe- Faggot-spe
Charmalandosaur- Pokemon Fan Names
tom middleton- Tea and Crumpets
SSBMMasta- Cartoon Violence
Blue Screen (of death)- Computer Killer
Omomon- Gorillaz
Patrick- Bigger In Texas
GriM ReapeR- Soul Collector
Cpt. Douglas J Falcon- Fruit PAWNCH
Suiseiseki- Desudesudesudesudesu
uglidoll- Lil Cal
StandardBen- Average Guy
Sparty McFly- Pony Lover

Circle Team- Circlejerks

I know these names aren't funny, I don't give a shit.

Oh God, we better not lose.

Philip wrote:

Faggot-spe

Well crafted, sir.

"Free Points Challenge: Come up with a name for your team."
Team Triforce

"Cheap Points Challenge: Give your team a banner/flag."

(CBC-proof version)

"Getting Crafty Challenge: Make a banner for your team on Minecraft."

Huge Twit Challenge: Have someone famous (wikipedia famous) respond to one of your posts on twitter. Bonus point if they retweet it.

https://twitter.com/#!/AliAbunimah/status/164501617507434496

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Abunimah

Sincerest Form of Flattery Challenge by Papaphill.

He won't post for 2 weeks as a back-up for that challenge, so I'm posting it for him.

Remember That Time No One Did This?: Make some Post-it Note Art

Hilarious Sexism XD Challenge: Make a sandwich

I made a sandwhich…

But apparently he needed a "timestamp" to prove it was me.

Doodle, Duh Challenge, as done by Sparty:

Fasle idols

<img src="http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg407/scaled.php?server=407&filename=cbc4falseidols.png&res=medium".

I aslo did Its not oct.
CBC #4

The Cake

By Uglidoll

John sat there, watching the clock. He would be coming soon. John had called the man, who claimed to be a cake expert. There was no picture to go with, so he had no idea who the man would look like. He had bought flour, eggs, and chocolate frosting, which he was pretty sure were ingredients in cake. He hadn’t ever made cake, so he didn’t know if he had the right stuff. He hoped so.

As he sat, the doorbell rang. A strange odor came in. John guessed that it came from the outside. He opened the door and looked at the man. He was most peculiar. He had a large overcoat, gloves, boots, long pants, and a large hat. He could barely make out his face.

“That’s so strange…” John thought. “Its summer! What’s with all of the clothes?”

John asked the man if he wanted to take off the coat. He shook his head, but didn’t say a word. He just stood there. Just as he went into the kitchen, the cat came in, looked at the man, and ran off as fast as possible.

So they went into the kitchen, and the man sat on a bench in the musty room. John held up the flour.

“Do you need this?” he asked.

The man nodded. John held up the eggs. The man nodded again. John then held up the chocolate frosting. The man nodded.

“Do you need anything else?” John asked.

The man zipped down his jacket, revealing scaly skin. The man - if we should call him one - showed him his long, sharp tail, made his fangs glisten, ripped his claws though his boots and said to him with the words sounding like nails on chalkboard:

”You.”

It sat there and took the cake out of the oven. It had used the eggs and the flour, and even the chocolate frosting. It cut himself a piece. It was good. The flesh and blood have it a good flavor. It grabbed the cat, put on his clothes, and left.

Huge Twit Challenge: Have someone famous (wikipedia famous) respond to one of your posts on twitter. Bonus point if they retweet it.

This does not represent the vast majority of the 2.2 million people living in this city, myself included.

False Idols Challenge

Note: I ruined pimped out my white tee for this… it's creative…enough…yeah

What Jack Candle Couldn’t Challenge.

Hilarious Sexism XD Challenge: Make a sandwich (bonus point if you’re a female)

Black Scooby-Doo Character Challenge: Get a picture of a famous landmark (famous constitutes there is a wikipedia page on it)

http://s122.photobucket.com/albums/o248/burning_phoneix/?action=view&current=IMG_0153.mp4

Click for video.

Dilworth Building:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilworth_Building

Meme Overload Overload Challenge

From Some of the Pixels Challenge 2

Calumny Challenge